Movie Reviews

Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! Movie Poster Image
age 15+
It's raining sharks again in this tongue-in-cheek gorefest.
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 2015)
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Norman Rockwell Presents: A Christmas Tail Movie Poster Image
age 9+
Cute dog isn't enough to rescue routine holiday romance.
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 2015)
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A Horse Tale Movie Poster Image
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age 9+
Wholesome but trite "can-we-save-the-farm?" holiday romance.
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 2015)
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My Pet Dinosaur Movie Poster Image
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age 9+
A boy, an unusual pet, and an evil military that threatens.
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 2018)
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Elsewhere Movie Poster Image
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age 15+
Blah bereavement comedy has lots of pot, drinking, swearing.
In Theaters Now
(Release Year: 2020)
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The Perfect Holiday Movie Poster Image
age 9+
Christmas fable is cute and tame, but unoriginal.
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 2007)
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The Matrix Revolutions Movie Poster Image
age 15+
Trilogy finale has same heavy violence, weaker script.
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 2003)
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Deck the Halls Movie Poster Image
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age 9+
Makes us miss those Home Alone days...
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 2006)
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12 Dogs of Christmas: Great Puppy Rescue Movie Poster Image
age 9+
Cute dogs can't save muddled sequel with constant peril.
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 2012)
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Little Bite in the Big City Movie Poster Image
age 9+
Awful animated film with lots of insults, focus on romance.
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 2013)
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Jingle Ballin' Movie Poster Image
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age 15+
Horrible, crass holiday special from internet celeb.
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 2016)
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Saving Christmas Movie Poster Image
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age 9+
Uninspired, amateurish holiday tale with bullying.
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 2017)
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Christmas in Wonderland Movie Poster Image
age 9+
Christmas mayhem at the mall has stereotypes, rude language.
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 2007)
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Christmas with the Kranks Movie Poster Image
age 9+
Unoriginal, unfunny slapstick holiday fare.
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 2004)
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A Christmas Wedding Tail Movie Poster Image
age 9+
Artless time waster with talking dogs and grieving kids.
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 2011)
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