Movie Reviews

Children of the Corn Movie Poster Image
age 17+
Classic Stephen King horror, hardly popping.
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 1984)
Sense and Sensibility Movie Poster Image
age 11+
A lush and witty adaptation of Jane Austen's novel.
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 1995)
The Silence of the Lambs Movie Poster Image
age 17+
Thriller that made the serial killer a superstar.
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 1991)
Something Wicked This Way Comes Movie Poster Image
age 12+
Book-based '80s movie about an evil carnival is scary.
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 1983)
The Watcher in the Woods Movie Poster Image
age 12+
Dated Disney horror tale has occult themes, mild scares.
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 1980)
Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights Movie Poster Image
age 12+
Bad movie, lame plot, poor acting. Don't bother.
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 2004)
50 First Dates Movie Poster Image
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age 14+
Silly, crude humor and a dash of romance.
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 2004)
Love Actually Movie Poster Image
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age 16+
Romantic and entertaining -- for older teens.
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 2003)
Holiday in the Sun Movie Poster Image
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age 7+
Olsen twins save artifacts in dopey vacation movie.
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 2001)
Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed Movie Poster Image
age 18+
Dreadful. Absolutely inappropriate for kids.
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 2004)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Movie Poster Image
age 18+
Hard to do worse than this extremely gory mess.
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 2003)
Freddy Vs. Jason Movie Poster Image
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age 18+
Scary, gory, nightmare-inducing slasher.
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 2003)
Where the Boys Are Movie Poster Image
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age 14+
1960s spring break film focuses on drinking and sex.
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 1960)
Underworld Movie Poster Image
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age 18+
Pulpy, punk-ish story with some intense violence.
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 2003)
28 Days Later Movie Poster Image
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age 18+
Viral apocalypse, zombies, and terror. For adults.
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 2003)
I.Q. Movie Poster Image
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age 10+
Breezy, quirky romcom is predictable but sweet.
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 1994)
The Hills Have Eyes (1977) Movie Poster Image
age 18+
Beware! 70s horror film is ultra violent.
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 1977)
Poltergeist 3 Movie Poster Image
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age 15+
Cheesy sequel has some suspense, supernatural violence.
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 2003)
The Fog Movie Poster Image
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age 16+
Not much gore, but still too intense for kids.
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 1980)
Tower of Terror Movie Poster Image
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age 10+
A tame, cliched spooker for tweens and up.
On DVD/Streaming
(Release Year: 1997)

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