For a television series, 'Barney & Friends' is the darkest, most inappropriate show out there. Barney often has intercourse with women, sometimes more than one at once, (graphic nudity is usually shown) and can often be found doing drugs or smoking weed at the start of each episode, and is usually drunk by the 5-minute mark. The purple dinosaur was also a soldier in Iraq, and viewers are often shown bloody flashbacks of war and prison torture. Along with all the sex and violence is frequent, explicit use of just about every swear in the book. Barney is also a Satan-worshiper, and each episode often ends with him talking to the devil. As if all this wasn't enough, guests on the show include Kim Kardashian, Justin Bieber, Samuel L. Jackson, etc., prompting young viewers to watch these celebrities in action... which will not end well. And to top it all off, there is a conspiracy theory that Barney is using his so-called "musical abilities" to brainwash young children for Phase 1 of his plan to rule the world.