I'm a kid, and I'm revieving this because I want you all to know how I feel.
I mean, seriously Disney? Jessie is a load of garbage. My mom banned this show because she hated it the instant she saw it. 1-Emma annoys me alot, and she's nothing like a real middle schooler. And, another thing--I saw that episode when she was friends with that snobby girl, Jasmine, and she typed some words to her. What kind of role model is she?
2-Jessie is 18, for crying out loud, and she's always going on about some boyfriend she had. Really? What kids need to know about her boyfriend? Get over it and do something with your life, Jessie! And why in the world would you take a job three minutes after you meet people? you know nothing about them, and they could kidnap you! (serious?)
3-Luke. Luke is nothing like a middle schooler either--do these kids even go to school?--and real middle schoolers have homework, and no sixth grader hits on an 18 year old! Plus, it's rude to make fun of kids, no matter what you thing of them!
4.-Zuri. six words: Horrible actor, brat, phony, but cute. Does Disney expect for that to make up for the first three? The fact that Zuri has an imaginary friend is not to be made fun of. And she's totally phony. Fake cryer, dressed up like a doll.
5-Tony's really tying hard with that accent, but it's not working.
6-Bertram would've been fired the minute after he was hired if this was real life.
8-None of this EVER happens in real life, people. Who wrote this stuff?
9-Laugh tracks make everything sound cheesy. Oh, wait: that's perfect for disney!
10-Overall terrible show. No positive role models. No positive messages.