Yes, this review is written by a someone whom is not even a teenager yet. But please, I have some things I'd like you to know before you even type in Animal Jam's URL. First of all, this game is EXTREMELY addictive. When I first began playing Animal Jam, I was fine. I doubt if I spent any more than an hour or two on it. But more recently, I've noticed how terrifically well it pulls you in. I have, and this is rather difficult to admit, but I've been spending five or more hours DAILY "playing" Animal Jam. Why I put quotation marks around the word "playing", is because I don't actually PLAY the game anymore. All I really do is wander around the rather tiny world, hoping that something interesting will happen. And this is my experience with the incredible this game possesses of drawing you in and keeping you on until 11:00pm or past: when I finished school every day (by the way, I was homeschooled online, so I had easy and immediate access to AJ), I would sit in my chair, wondering what to do. Of course, the idea that I could get on Animal Jam would always seem to pop into my mind. Yet, somehow, (and believe me, this is actually real) suddenly after that thought, I felt quite, quite queasy and unhappy. But of course, I somehow always found myself later, playing Animal Jam. Now I will proceed to share some of the disturbing and nauseating content that met my eyes while playing this game. I have, and please do remember that I am under thirteen years of age, seen such a quantity of sexual actions, violence, swearing, and scamming, as I have never before come close to on any other games that I have ever played or watched. Let me just say that I hope I NEVER again see what I saw or read what I read on this "safe and educational" site ever again in my life. And I'm sorry, AJHQ, I know you're trying hard, but I'm afraid it's not quite enough. You see, there has been COUNTLESS times before, in which I've seen other "jammers" say things like the following: "Want to be my boy/girl?" "My den if you want to be my boy/girl!" "Do you like me?" "Come to my den if you want to be my boy/girl!" or "Come to my den if you like me!!!" It's absolutely nauseating. It's disgusting. And it's COMPLETELY inappropriate for children! In fact, this supposedly "kid friendly" game actually has hearts floating above your head, broken-heart, and, get this, love-eyed smileys, that ANYONE can do. And lastly, membership. About as soon asI began this game, I realized that non-members only get to use about 1/4 of the game. So, like so many other poor jammers out there, I bought it. Let me just say that with nearly all MMOs, you always seem to feel like, if you get more of this, it'll be super awesome, super fun, and you'll be satisfied. WRONG!!! This, and almost all MMOs, are focused around materialism. Unfortunate, isn't it? And, as I forgot to add earlier, THE SCAMMING. The amount of scamming in this game is so absolutely abundant, that I can't even list all the ridiculous ways other "players" try to rob you of your rare and valuable items. Anyway, thank you very much for reading this review, and PLEASE, as a favor to me, you, and your child/children, PLEASE DO NOT LET THEM PLAY ANIMAL JAM.