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The Crimes and Punishments of Miss Payne

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    Not age appropriate for kids under 13, age appropriate for kids over 16; suggested age 13.

  • Is it any good?

    4.0
  • Common Sense says

    Teens try to prove tough teacher is a drug dealer.

Why We Rated This iffy for Ages 13–16

What to watch out for

  • Messages:

    Major characters lie, steal, stalk a teacher, and drive without a license.
  • Violence:

    A woman punches a dog, a car and motorcycle accident, Calma has violent fantasies involving guns, mentions of abuse, death of a major character.
  • Sex:

    Calma sees up a boy's shorts, her mother asks if she is having sex, she is accused of having a lesbian crush on a teacher, she mentions her large breasts several times, a reference to masturbation.
  • Language:

    A fair amount, including f--- and s----.
  • Consumerism:

    Several products mentioned as objects for theft.
  • Drinking, drugs, & smoking:

    Teens and adults smoke and drink, a teacher may or may not be dealing heroin.

What Parents Need to Know

This review of The Crimes and Punishments of Miss Payne was written by Matt Berman

Parents need to know that these very sympathetic teens have very bad attitudes toward adults, authority, and school, caused (in Kiffo's case) by an abusive father and a brother dead of a drug overdose, and (in Calma's case) by a missing dad and a mom with two jobs who's pretty much absent from her life. There's plenty of swearing and bad behavior, and an ambiguous ending that may frustrate some readers.

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Book Summary

Calma is a bright, talented student. Her best friend, Kiffo, is the opposite, except for a talent for theft and driving teachers crazy. After he does this (literally) to their English teacher, the replacement, Miss Payne, seems out to get him, and she's too tough for him to take on directly. So he decides to break into her house and trash it for revenge. But in her house he discovers clues that lead him to conclude that she is an underworld drug dealer, and he and Calma decide to follow her to get proof.

Unlike most literary teen sleuths, they're realistically not very good at it, and soon are facing police accusations of stalking. And when it begins to look like they were completely wrong, Calma wants to quit. But Kiffo won't let go, leading them both into tragedy and a final twist.

Is It Any Good?

It's always exciting to see a first-timer with major talent appear on the scene, and author Barry Jonsberg is all that and more. This is a passionate, complex, humorous, and moving story with some satisfying plot twists and a truth that is only gradually revealed. Told in the first person by Calma, it has a witty, sardonic voice and gritty realism.

It also has plenty of rookie mistakes. The narrative goes off in too many directions, and the pointlessly ambiguous ending will frustrate many readers. Jonsberg also seems determined, as many first-time authors are, to throw in every good idea he's ever had: funny horoscope entries, imagined movie dialogue, flashbacks, last-minute revelations, comedy, tragedy, letters, essays, etc. But the core of the story, Calma's and Kiffo's friendship, feels authentic and touching, and it remains in the reader's thoughts after the last page is turned.

Publisher’s Details

Publisher: Alfred A. Knopf, Publication date: 11/13/2005
Number of pages: 257, Price: $15.95 (hardcover)
Read Aloud: 13, Read Alone: 13

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  1. Adult Reviewer
    Lives in Florida
    I rate this title on for age 13 and give it 4.0

    I actually really enjoyed it and I read it when I was about 16 maybe. I thought it was a beautifully written book filled with sad realities and harsh lessons at times. I still remember many quotes from that book that had a big effect on me when the traumatic end event happened (I'll keep it secret in case anyone read it still) It was a beautifully written work.

  2. Teen Reviewer Age 15
    Lives in Massachusetts
    I rate this title on and give it 5.0

    great book

    this book, dispite the sexual referencs, violentce, etc. was a very well witten, entertaining book. i hate 2 read, but with this book, i actualy wanted 2 read it!

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