Sex Kittens and Horn Dawgs Fall in Love - Maryrose Wood
Terrible title masks terrific book for teens.
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- Author:Maryrose Wood
- # of pages: 243
- Publisher:Delacorte Press
- Original Publication Date: 02/12/2006
- Genre: Fiction - School
- Hardcover: $15.95
- Publisher's Recommended Reading Level: 12-up
- Read Aloud: 12
- Read Alone: 12
Parents need to know
Families can talk about the characters' research. What is the X-factor? What do you think makes one person like another? This can lead to retelling family stories: how mom and dad (and grandma and grandpa) first met and fell in love, first crushes, etc.
Message
Social Behavior:
The characters treat each other well, even through their unrequited crushes.
Consumerism:
Toys, fast food, soda, store brands mentioned
Drugs/Alcohol/Tobacco:
Marijuana mentioned but not used, adults drink, teen are given champagne, though it turns out to be non-alcoholic
Violence
A gory movie is described, a girl is accidentally kicked in the face
Sex
Some kissing, discussion of sex appeal, and other age-appropriate stuff.
Language
Mild swearing and words such as slut, porno, buns, boobs, etc.
Common Sense says
What's the story?
Reviewed by Matt Berman
Then it gets a whole lot more complicated. As they work on their project, Felicia discovers that Matthew's best friend Randall has a crush on her, Matthew likes Jess (Felicia's friend), Jess pines over their friend Kat's adult piano accompanist, Kat likes ... well, you get the picture.
Is it any good?
First, that title. In the annals of What-Were-They-Thinking this has got to win some kind of prize. The jacket says this book is for ages 12 and up (it actually is), but that title will ensure that few libraries and no classrooms will get this book, and most kids will have to convince their parents to let them have it (the author even includes a helpful dialogue to convince parents on her Web site).
Once you get past the title ("Sex kittens" derives from a cute picture of adorable kittens sitting in a high-heeled shoe), the book itself is an effervescent delight, whose laugh-out-loud humor derives less from the story than from the way it's told. Felicia's voice is one of the most original and hilarious in years. Readers will love listening to her, and cheering her on as she uses science to try an uncover what makes someone fall for another. She seems incapable of describing even the most mundane event in less than pitch-perfect, sardonic teenspeak.
About marriage: "Not that I'd really take his name once we're married, my mom would go all Gloria Steinem on me."
On Medea: "... she grabs a knife and utterly Tarantinos these two little kids they had together. It's a gorefest, man."
It's like this on every page. This isn't the way kids really talk -- it's the way they wish they did, if they were quick and clever enough.
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