Johnson Family Vacation (PG-13)

This charmless movie not for children.

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Movie details
  • Studio: Fox Searchlight, Fox Searchlight
  • Directed By: Christopher Erskin
  • Cast: Vanessa Williams, Cedric the Entertainer
  • Running Time: 96 minutes
  • Release Date: 04/07/2004
  • Video/DVD Release Date: 08/10/2004
  • Genre: Comedy
  • MPAA Rating: PG-13
  • MPAA Explanation: some sexual references, crude humor and brief drug material

Parents need to know

Parents need to know that the sex in this movie pushes the limits of PG-13: nonstop sex jokes, including an erection gag, as well as implied nudity and lots of talk about having sex. All the violence is played for laughs, including car crashes, a man being beat up and a baby alligator being nearly drowned. There is drinking and a drug reference -- a hitchhiker leaves a drug pipe in the car and the family goes to jail for it. The commercialism is blatant, from the Burberry car interior to the youngest daughter's love of Froot Loops and the son's Pepsi addiction.

Families can talk about why Nate and his brother wanted to win the "Family of the Year" competition so badly. They could also talk about whether or not it was realistic that the separated parents got back together. They might also talk about their own family trips and family reunions.

Message

Social Behavior:

No one behaves very admirably -- even the father picks up hitchhikers and drives dangerously. Countless sex-related jokes; gross-out humor; gay joke.

Consumerism:

Brand names abound -- everything from high-end designers to cars, breakfast cereals and soft drinks.

Drugs/Alcohol/Tobacco:

Drinking, drug reference.

Violence

All the violence is played for laughs: a baby alligator is slammed into a sink and almost drowned; a man is beat up by various members of the family; cars crash. An alligator in the hotel room may alarm younger kids.

Sex

Pretty raunchy stuff for a PG-13: lots of sex jokes, an erection gag, teen-age Nikki wears skimpy clothes, Nate ends up naked in a hot tub filled with women and makes a comment about his "snake", the kids make comments about their mother "creepin' while Dad was sleepin", constant talk about how Dorothy and Nate haven't had sex for three months, an uncle makes several sexual comments about Dorothy.

Language

Some strong language.

Common Sense says

What's the story?

Reviewed by Common Sense Media

L.A. insurance man Nate (Cedric the Entertainer) has three days to drive his family to a family reunion in Missouri. He is looking forward to showing his mother and competitive brother how perfect his family is and winning the coveted "Family of the Year" trophy. Unfortunately, his family is far from ideal: teenage Nikki (Solange Knowles) tries too hard to be sexy while son D.J. (Bow Wow) is obsessed with being a rapper and young Destiny is fixated on her imaginary pet. And worst of all, he is separated from his wife of sixteen years, Dorothy (Vanessa Williams). Of course, their road trip to Missouri is filled with every disaster one might expect (car accidents, a crazy hitchhiker, a stint in jail), but it all ends happily ever after.

Is it any good?

2

JOSEPH FAMILY VACATION movie isn't very funny or original. The plot is lame and unoriginal, but you would think the writers could infuse some much-needed humor to make it bearable. Unfortunately, most attempts fail miserably. A running joke is that Nate's lecherous Uncle Earl wants Dorothy -- he makes all sorts of sexual comments toward her and grabs her. It's creepy, not funny. Also, it's supposed to be hilarious when D.J. has to go to the bathroom and Nate refuses to stop so D.J. urinates in a cup and Nate almost drinks it and then accidentally throws it on a police officer -- again, not very funny (and also not very original since a nearly identical scene was in Dumb and Dumber).

With stars like Bow Wow and Solange Knowles (Beyonce's little sister), this movie has lots of kid appeal. Given that, it's disappointing that the writers focused so much on the sex lives of the parents instead of on the young stars that kids came to see. Although the Johnson family kids appear in many scenes, they aren't given much to do -- the movie should have been called The Johnson Parents because it is really about their broken relationship.

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Parents and kids say

All Reviews

There are 6 reviews.

4


Posted on 04/16/07 by brunette_chick Kid contributor, age 11

I was laughing so hard

One day it was on HBO so I asked my mom if I could watch it. Since its one of her favorite movies she said yes and I couldnt stop laughing. It would be ok for kids my age as long as they are responsible and know what to repeat and what not to repeat
3


Posted on 03/18/05 by QueenOfNowhere34 Kid contributor, age 13
3


Posted on 09/03/04 by clowers13 Kid contributor, age 13

It was ok

The Johnson Family Vacation was not as funny as I thought it would be. I was kind of mad about it. Like I was let down. Thats all I have to say.
5


Posted on 08/15/04 by Queen2B87 Kid contributor, age 11

It was a great roadtrip movie

5


Posted on 08/10/04 by henry_15_2004 Kid contributor, age 15
1

Posted on 04/16/04 by Anonymous Adult contributor

Terible

This movie was just awful. It tried to promote the cliched "family is the most important" message but it got muddled by all the stupid jokes and just overall inane plot.

Adult Reviews

There are 1 reviews.

1

Posted on 04/16/04 by Anonymous Adult contributor

Terible

This movie was just awful. It tried to promote the cliched "family is the most important" message but it got muddled by all the stupid jokes and just overall inane plot.

Kids Reviews

There are 5 reviews.

4


Posted on 04/16/07 by brunette_chick Kid contributor, age 11

I was laughing so hard

One day it was on HBO so I asked my mom if I could watch it. Since its one of her favorite movies she said yes and I couldnt stop laughing. It would be ok for kids my age as long as they are responsible and know what to repeat and what not to repeat
3


Posted on 03/18/05 by QueenOfNowhere34 Kid contributor, age 13
3


Posted on 09/03/04 by clowers13 Kid contributor, age 13

It was ok

The Johnson Family Vacation was not as funny as I thought it would be. I was kind of mad about it. Like I was let down. Thats all I have to say.
5


Posted on 08/15/04 by Queen2B87 Kid contributor, age 11

It was a great roadtrip movie

5


Posted on 08/10/04 by henry_15_2004 Kid contributor, age 15
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