Little Man (PG-13)

Crude, rude one-joke failed comedy.

(Flash is loading. If this text does not disappear you need to install the latest flash version)

Common Sense rates it
1
Seen the movie? Review it
5165_orig.jpg
Movie details
  • Studio: Columbia Pictures Entertainment, Columbia Pictures Entertainment
  • Directed By: Keenen Ivory Wayans
  • Cast: Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Kerry Washington
  • Running Time: 90 minutes
  • Release Date: 07/14/2006
  • Video/DVD Release Date: 11/07/2006
  • Genre: Comedy
  • MPAA Rating: PG-13
  • MPAA Explanation: crude and sexual humor throughout, language and brief drug references

Parents need to know

Parents need to know that this film is filled with sexual allusions pushing the PG-13 envelope (visible tongue-kissing, foreplay under covers, references to penis sizes and sperm counts, bouncing breasts, comments about women's bodies). Characters commit frequent, loud acts of violence (hits, falls, collisions, and kicks), resulting in brief bruising and pain inflicted on small children. A character tricks another into having sex with him. The film includes vulgar bodily-function jokes alongside the sex and violence, including a dog urinating on Cal dressed as a baby in a basket, flatulence in a bathtub, spitting up/spraying breast milk, a thunderous bowel movement, and the "baby" rubbing Pops' bedtime cookie on his crotch and bottom to make it stinky.

Families can talk about the film's seeming reinforcement of good father-son relations through a premise that involves deception, selfishness, and adultery. When Darryl and Cal finally bond "as adults," why is it significant that this involves violence and then drinking? They can also talk about the appeal of gross-out comedies and where the line is between silly and offensive.

Message

Social Behavior:

Lies, thievery, coarse sexual humor, and "comic" violence against kids.

Consumerism:

Brief reference to Starbucks.

Drugs/Alcohol/Tobacco:

Cigar smoking; references to "crackheads" and getting out of "rehab" at the end, Darryl offers to put liquor in Cal's milk.

Violence

Cal sneaks into Vanessa's bed and has sex with her (she believes it's her husband); Percy hits Cal with his car door; Cal hits Percy and others in the head (he uses a frying pan to knock out Darryl); characters carry guns; Cal throws a dog out a car window; cops tackle and beat suspect; car crashes; repeated whomps to men's crotches; football game involves father smacking young boys in their heads; fathers attend violent hockey game (a player comes into the stands to stomp Cal); Cal fights with man in dinosaur suit.

Sex

Barrage of jokes about penis size, sperm counts, sexual "satisfaction," and Viagra; Cal sits on Brittany's lap and grabs at her large breasts; Brittany's "cheers" for football game are sexualized; Cal offers to show at end. pictures of "naked girls" to four-year-olds and they run away ("Ewww!"); very brief homophobic joke.

Language

Lots of profanity and crude language.

Common Sense says

What's the story?

Reviewed by Cynthia Fuchs

Just released from prison and in need of fast cash, a very short thief named Cal (Marlon Wayans) and his dimwitted partner Percy (Tracy Morgan) steal a gigantic diamond from a posh jeweler. A dog gets in the way, the cops show up, and Cal drops the rock into a nearby purse, belonging to Vanessa (Kerry Washington). To recover his loot, Cal pretends to be a baby and so moves in with Vanessa, her husband Darryl (Shawn Wayans), and her father Pops (John Witherspoon). As an "infant," Cal tries to nurse on a visitor's buxom breasts, hits Darryl in the crotch repeatedly, steals Pops bacon and pancakes, and suffers the insertion of a rectal thermometer, but he's also agile enough to play tackle football, drive a car while chased by screeching police cars, and beat up the thugs who come to take the diamond from him. At night Cal sneaks into Vanessa's bed and has sex with her (off camera); the next morning she compliments Darryl for his new energy and creativity.

Is it any good?

1
Noisy and gleefully stupid, LITTLE MAN is a one-joke movie that doesn't pretend to be anything else. None of it is very funny -- the gags are both predictable and uneven. Aside from the antics, there’s a central pseudo-emotional story having to do with Cal's evolving relationship with Darryl, who bond over some similarities. Also submerged beneath the overwrought gags and terrible special effects is an idea: What if babies did have thoughts about their parents' inane conduct? But the movie doesn't do much beyond set up the possibility.

Though director Keenen Ivory Wayans started out making politically edgy spoofs of pop cultural clichés (see: I'm Gonna Git You Sucka or Scary Movie), this film is focused on juvenile poop, sex, and physical abuse jokes. While these are repetitive, the utter lack of imagination regarding the women characters (reduced to types: sex object, careerist, mother) is flat-out irritating.

Support Common Sense Media
Common Sense Media is a non-profit and will receive a portion of your purchase from Pricegrabber. Learn more.

Parents and kids say

All Reviews

There are 11 reviews.

2


Posted on 07/24/08 by david02917 Kid contributor, age 13

Funny movie, but doesn't deliver

I thought that this movie was a little funny, but not the best movie I saw. Hollywood is running out of ideas. A robber that is only the size of the baby is unheard of.I would know right from the start that it was an adult, not a baby. It took me 2 days to laugh. The plot was okay, but somebody else could've done better.
3


Posted on 07/09/08 by JJT Adult contributor
5

Posted on 01/31/08 by Anonymous Kid contributor, age 13

i want my mommy

i love little man its so funny.
5

Posted on 09/02/07 by Anonymous Adult contributor
1


Posted on 03/04/07 by directerdude123 Kid contributor, age 13

NO WAY

This was one of the most uninteresting and absolutely terrible MOVIE. TRUST ME don't waist your time ! ! ! !
5


Posted on 01/10/07 by Mr. Strong Adult contributor

Awesome!

What an awesome movie!
5


Posted on 12/29/06 by colon Kid contributor, age 10
2


Posted on 11/26/06 by safe Kid contributor, age 13

It is OKAY!

it was funny and okay
5


Posted on 07/23/06 by abrotman Adult contributor
3


Posted on 07/22/06 by deafy05 Adult contributor

It was okay but prefer to have an adult with the 17 years old

One thing I didnt like - expose to kids is this. The head of the baby switch from a baby head to an adult head. It should be role model to make the kids today think they're not as smart as they are. At that age, no one think like an adult. Not that I have seen one. Its just somewhat wrong to give the wrong impression to the kids who are 17 - however; 17+ with an adult is ok.

See all 11 reviews >

Adult Reviews

There are 5 reviews.

3


Posted on 07/09/08 by JJT Adult contributor
5

Posted on 09/02/07 by Anonymous Adult contributor
5


Posted on 01/10/07 by Mr. Strong Adult contributor

Awesome!

What an awesome movie!
5


Posted on 07/23/06 by abrotman Adult contributor
3


Posted on 07/22/06 by deafy05 Adult contributor

It was okay but prefer to have an adult with the 17 years old

One thing I didnt like - expose to kids is this. The head of the baby switch from a baby head to an adult head. It should be role model to make the kids today think they're not as smart as they are. At that age, no one think like an adult. Not that I have seen one. Its just somewhat wrong to give the wrong impression to the kids who are 17 - however; 17+ with an adult is ok.

Kids Reviews

There are 6 reviews.

2


Posted on 07/24/08 by david02917 Kid contributor, age 13

Funny movie, but doesn't deliver

I thought that this movie was a little funny, but not the best movie I saw. Hollywood is running out of ideas. A robber that is only the size of the baby is unheard of.I would know right from the start that it was an adult, not a baby. It took me 2 days to laugh. The plot was okay, but somebody else could've done better.
5

Posted on 01/31/08 by Anonymous Kid contributor, age 13

i want my mommy

i love little man its so funny.
1


Posted on 03/04/07 by directerdude123 Kid contributor, age 13

NO WAY

This was one of the most uninteresting and absolutely terrible MOVIE. TRUST ME don't waist your time ! ! ! !
5


Posted on 12/29/06 by colon Kid contributor, age 10
2


Posted on 11/26/06 by safe Kid contributor, age 13

It is OKAY!

it was funny and okay
5


Posted on 07/14/06 by AliciaSnickers95 Kid contributor, age 11
Review It

All Things Naked Brothers Band

All Things Naked Brothers Band
What do your kids do online?
Surf
37%
Homework and research
20%
Download music
5%
Chat with friends
38%
65 votes