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The Love Guru

(2008, Rated PG-13, Comedy, Starring Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake)
  • Is it age appropriate?

    About our ratings

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    Not age appropriate for kids under 14, age appropriate for kids over 16; suggested age 14.
  • Is it any good?

    1.0
  • Common Sense says

    Naughty Mike Myers comedy has little to love.

Why We Rated This iffy for Ages 14–16

What to watch out for

  • Messages:

    Guru Pitka is an American-born, India-trained "guru" with a broad accent and wacky facial hair -- many have questioned whether he's an intrinsically racist character. Although Pitka's message to the world is one of love, he pushes that message as a way to gain influence and prestige. Any other messages are overshadowed by the incessant bathroom humor, from elephants defecating on screen to students "training" by striking one another with urine-soaked mops. Pitka is seen pulling various objects from his anus and, in a yoga-mocking sight gag, with his own head up his anus. Other jokes rely on food and diagrams that look like male genitalia. Women are often portrayed as attractive background decor, although many female characters are also strong, assertive, and loving. Jokes play on the stereotype that Indian people work in customer support, and a diminutive character is constantly referred to as "Frodo," "elf," "hobbit," and so on.
  • Violence:

    Extensive violence throughout (generally played for comedy), including everything from on-ice hockey fight action (a blood-streaked tooth is spat onto the ice) to scuffles. The lead character suffers a bloody attack by a "guard rooster" and is later seen with the rooster's severed head in his teeth; characters punch each other; a mock-comedy bar fight breaks out; a supporting character pulls a bloody piece of glass from a gash in his forehead on-camera.
  • Sex:

    Constant crude sexual language and references, including (but most definitely not limited to) a character renowned for his endowment and references to erections, masturbation, and oral sex. The title character wears a chastity belt, which is often seen; he also has scantily clad minions. References to pet stylists who became charity workers "going from doggie style to the missionary position." References to syphilis and crude catchphrases like "eatin' ain't cheatin" and the double-entendre "Liquor up front, poker in the rear." References to youthful lesbian experimentation for comedic effect. Oral sex is mimed using a corn dog. A character is praised for her "great rack" and "bell-shaped ass." Multiple genital and erection jokes involving sound effects, whether from striking a chastity belt or the organ in question striking the floor (both mercifully unseen).
  • Language:

    Frequent strong language, including "ass," "penis," "dinkbag," "bitch," "prison bitch," "doggy style," "s--t," "crap," "prick," "hos," "dump," "whizz," "nutsack," jackoff," "pubes," "balls," and "a--hole." Thanks to Pitka's accent, the phrase "can't face" is confused for a crude phrase comparing someone's face to female genitalia.
  • Consumerism:

    Lots of real-world brands, including professional sports teams like the Toronto Maple Leafs and the L.A. Kings; TV shows like The Electric Company, Oprah, and Law and Order: SVU;products like Altoids; Dell Computers; Cinnabon; Pop-Tarts; Frangelico; Depends Undergarments; and magazines like Marie Claire, Newsweek, and Men's Health.
  • Drinking, drugs, & smoking:

    A sportscaster makes extensive references to his stint in rehab for the abuse of "peyote buttons and Frangelico." At one point, he relapses on-air. Alcohol is mentioned as a way of enhancing connection and communication. The sing-along finale includes a lyric with the phrase "midnight toker," which another character later repeats while exhaling the smoke of an unknown substance from a hookah.
 

What Parents Need to Know

About The Love Guru

Parents need to know that the many kids who like Austin Powers are going to be eager to see Mike Myers' latest ribald comedy about a wacky, catchphrase-spouting character in goofy makeup who enjoys vulgar misadventures before finally managing to triumph (especially since it costars Jessica Alba and Justin Timberlake). But this movie has a coarser feel than the Powers trio. The language and sexual innuendoes are constant, unsubtle, and over the top (expect everything from an elephant pooping on screen to references to masturbation and oral sex); there are drinking and drug references; and products and brand names are almost as prevalent as Myers' cheeky grin. That's a whole lot of iffy content to sit through for only a few laughs.

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Families Can Talk About

  • Families can talk about the appeal of Mike Myers' over-the-top characters and broad comedic style. What makes characters like Austin Powers and Guru Pitka funny? Are they affectionate caricatures or stereotyped cartoons? Are we expected to laugh at Pitka because he says funny things or because his dress and accent are "funny" to Western eyes and ears? Do you think Myers' portrayal of Pitka is racist? And do you think Pitka's positive messages come through amid all of the fistfights, urine jokes, and sex comedy? Is the message more important than the medium, or is the movie's feel-good philosophy a way to try to dignify lowbrow comedy?

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  1. I rate this title off for age 10 and give it 5.0
    My concerns are:
    • Excessive violence
    • Inappropriate sexual content
    • Inappropriate language
    • Drinking, smoking, or drug use

  2. Parent Reviewer
    Lives in South Carolina
    I rate this title off for age 14 and give it 0.0
    My concerns are:
    • Inappropriate sexual content
    • Inappropriate language
    • Drinking, smoking, or drug use
    • Negative message

    No One under 17 premitted!!!!

    there is way too much sexual conrtent in this movie, I am 39 and it was embarcing me, and my husband hen we watched it 30 min in we turned it off if, we wanted x rated we would ask for x rated,

  3. Kid Reviewer Age 10
    Lives in Maine
    I rate this title on for age 13 and give it 5.0

    Very Movie!

    I don't know why people are saying it's such a bad movie.It's great!I think this is one of Mike Myers best movies.ok I got to admit the language was kind of bad but it sure was funny!

  4. Teen Reviewer Age 15
    Lives in New Jersey
    I rate this title on for age 14 and give it 1.0

    mike meyers-groin hit king

    ok, in each mike myere's movie the lead character(s) is hit anywhere below the belt. in the first austin powers, austin flips into the car and hits his groin/testicles on the gear shifts ect, in the sequel, as midget knees him in the crotch, bites him between the legs, in the third one the midget again shoves his foot into myer's scrotum, now in this one, guru pitka takes a punch to the penis, he groans, and doubles over, teens love this.

  5. Teen Reviewer Age 13
    Lives in New Jersey
    I rate this title iffy for age 2 and give it 1.0

    gay

    i hsted this movie. it was funny but reatarted.

  6. Kid Reviewer Age 7
    Lives in California
    I rate this title on for age 2 and give it 5.0

    marushgahargtata! it is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i love the love guru it is very humorus . i made the nuts in a sack and they are scrumpciously deliciouso. i tthink 1 year oolds should wathch thuis movhir

  7. Teen Reviewer Age 14
    Lives in Massachusetts
    I rate this title iffy for age 2 and give it 1.0

    awfull

    I absolutly hated this movie. it was really really stupid, Sex:off about just as much sex stuff as maybe The comebacks{which i liked but had lots of sex stuff] violence:pause it's comic language off way to much. my rating R for strong crude and sexual humor,strong language,comic violence,and drug use

  8. Teen Reviewer Age 15
    Lives in California
    I rate this title on for age 2 and give it 4.0

    Hahahaha

    This movie is very funny. People give it bad reveiws because it is all about sex. It is a movie for teens with this sense of humor.

  9. Teen Reviewer Age 14
    Lives in Maryland
    I rate this title on for age 2 and give it 5.0

    Get over yourself! Love Guru is FINE!

    'Parents' on this site seem to think kids know nothing about "sex, drugs, and language." Come on! It doesn't impact us when we see it in theaters! We see it everywhere! School, books, T.V., music, etc. This site is made up of stuck up people who obviously know nothing about their children's lives. This movie is funny! It's got great actors that make you smile! The trailer isn't misleading! If you like Mike, Justin, hockey, humor, etc. it will make you laugh. Sheesh parentals! Stop being so uptight!

  10. Teen Reviewer Age 13
    Lives in Florida
    I rate this title iffy for age 2 and give it 1.0

    Eh..

    This movie didnt go good with my nachos. Thier were pionts where I did laugh but Im not into all the discusting comedy.I didnt realy like it but maybe some people will... I dont know, really I dont know waht to say.

  11. Teen Reviewer Age 14
    Lives in Michigan
    I rate this title iffy for age 2 and give it 2.0

    not that good

    i walked in the theater thinking it would be horrible like the worst mike myres movie ever but it was a little bit better than i expected because there was some funny parts so i give this movie 2/5 stars

  12. Adult Reviewer
    Lives in California
    I rate this title iffy for age 17 and give it 0.0

    I left before I lost my mind

    If you liked Austin Powers, stay home and remember Mike Myer in good memory. I think I stayed for a whole 11 minutes and went next door to the Hulk movie to wake up. I haven't manatorily theatre hopped since high school... Today's PG-13 is R from when I grew up.

  13. Kid Reviewer Age 12
    Lives in Texas
    I rate this title iffy for age 2 and give it 5.0

    Laughs

    I loved it, anyways, its not like people take this crap seriously!

  14. Teen Reviewer Age 16
    Lives in Tennessee
    I rate this title off for age 2 and give it 1.0

    No, no, just no

    Well, where do I begin, horrid language, so much sex it hurts, and it seemed like the whole thing was a commercial. I saw this thinking that it would be funny like Austan Powers, but boy was I wrong. There is so much in the way of sex, it blocks out all the good things about it like, Mike Myers is back, and... um... well... its kinda funny. The Language in this movie is horrid, the words (and I'm quoting common sense) "a--," "penis," "dinkbag," "b---h," "prison b---h," "doggy style," "s--t," "crap," "prick," "hos," "dump," "whizz," "nutsack," jackoff," "pubes," "balls," and "a--hole." There is not a lot of violence in it, but that is not an excuse for all the sex that is in this movie. When I was watching this movie, I found that the only funny perosn in this film is Stephen Colbert, not Mike Myers (dose that seem odd to anyone else?). I love Mike Myers, but if this is what he has stooped this low, I hope he isn't in any more movies any time soon. This movie gets a 1 out of 5

  15. Teen Reviewer Age 15
    Lives in Texas
    I rate this title iffy for age 2 and give it 5.0

    Awesome Movie

    Keep kids 14 under out of it though lots of language, Im sure if there was on more bad thing it would have been R.

  16. Kid Reviewer Age 12
    Lives in Louisiana
    I rate this title on for age 2 and give it 5.0

    Funny

    this was really funny i thought it was fuunny.. especially the midjet guy! haha! he has a beard and hes soo funny!!

  17. Adult Reviewer
    Lives in New York
    I rate this title off for age 13 and give it 0.0

    i hate it

    i lost brain cells from watching this.it was not funny nor for kids.

  18. Adult Reviewer
    Lives in Florida
    I rate this title on for age 11 and give it 4.0

  19. Adult Reviewer
    Lives in Louisiana
    I rate this title iffy for age 13 and give it 5.0

    Very Funny!

    I saw this with some friends and all of us laughed at this film. The film features the funny Mike Myers and the beautiful Jessica Alba in this slap-stick comedy. NOTE: It does contain a lot of sexual humor but none of it is actually explicit as for the film pretty much censors itself and the jokes are implied rather than flat-out said.

  20. Kid Reviewer Age 12
    Lives in Tennessee
    I rate this title on for age 2 and give it 4.0

    another cool mike myers movie

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