I'm surprised to see people rating this movie as "not violent." There is liberal use of swords and sword play as well as large-scale war-like fighting with cannons.
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie
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Is it age appropriate?
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Is it any good?
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Common Sense says
Like steamed veggies: Good for you, but bland.
Why We Rated This
for Ages 4 and Up
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What to watch out for
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What Parents Need to Know
This review of The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie was written by S. Jhoanna Robledo
Parents need to know that this animated film -- part of a large, Christian-themed film-and-TV franchise -- has a light touch when it comes to sending its feel-good message (which, this time around, is that anyone can be a hero; all it takes is to do what you know is right). Some situations, as when a pirate captures a young man, sound perilous, but they're not that scary. There's no swearing, violence, or sexual innuendo, but several specific products are mentioned by name -- noticeably more than in other VeggieTales titles.
Families Can Talk About
- Families can talk about how this movie is similar to and different from other VeggieTales titles. What does the VeggieTales brand mean to you and your family? How is it different from other kids' and family media brands? Families can also discuss George/Pa Grape's lack of confidence. How does he measure himself at first? Does he see things differently in the end? Why? What about Elliot/Larry and his many fears? How does he overcome them?
More on The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie
What’s the Story?
Three "cabin boys" at the Pieces of Ate Dinner Theater dream of the big time, when they'll move up from their lowly busboy positions and join the pirate show on stage. But they're hardly the handsome or muscled type. Elliot (played by Mike Nawrocki voiced Larry the Cucumber, who's one of the mainstays of the VeggieTales series) is sickly and has a long list of things that scare him; Sedgwick (here played by Phil Vischer's Mr. Lunt, a gourd) talks a good game but is more comic than courageous; and George (Vischer's Pa Grape) has no confidence whatsoever. (Even his kids think the dinner theater's pirate is cooler than their dad).
Is It Any Good?
There's never a doubt that the three will realize their potential in the end, but their journey is still enjoyable for the most part. The music, like that of VeggieTales adventures past, is infectious (watch out for the gang's hilarious version of "Rock Lobster," here called "Rock Monster"), and nothing in the storyline is objectionable. Still, it starts out a little too slow for a movie targeted at school-age kids with short attention spans. The jokes can be clunky, and the animation is unsophisticated (except for the Rock Monsters, everything else seems a little flat).
Clearly, this is no Ratatouille -- or any other Pixar masterpiece. Still, there are worse ways to pass the time. And besides, young audiences won't be as critical as the grown-up counterparts who'll be taking them to the Cineplex.
Movie Details
Run time: 84 minutes
Theatrical release: 1/11/2008, DVD release: 10/13/2008
MPAA Rating: G
Our Members Say
Most Recent Reviews
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I rate this title iffy for age 4 and give it
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- Excessive violence
Too violent
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I rate this title on for age 4 and give it
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- Inappropriate language
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- Educational
- Good role models
the funnest movie
it is pretty good for 4 years old
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I rate this title on for age 3 and give it
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- Excessive consumerism
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This was the first of the Veggie Tales movies I've seen, so I don't know how it compares to others but in this one there are no bible stories, no praying, no being "saved". Only the king, who appears at the end, has any obvious allegorical connection to religion. Generally, it's humorous and fun.
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I rate this title iffy for age 4 and give it
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- Excessive violence
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Some Frigtening Scenes
My kids are sensitive to scary things. They were a little frightened, but okay with the scary pirates. What got to them was the monster cheese doodles and the rock monsters. These things REALLY freaked them out during the movie.
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I rate this title iffy for age 3 and give it
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- Excessive violence
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I rate this title on for age 3 and give it
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- Excessive consumerism
I laughed, I cried, it moved me, Bob!
When I saw the first Veggie Tales movie, I was five years old. Six years later, the second one comes out. This is the first Veggie Tales anything that isn't based off a religious tale, but does send out a quite Christian message. Violence is limited to slapstick and swordplay, consumerism is noticeable, no sexual content that occurred, and language is limited to name-calling such as "moron," "loser," and "crazy," but most parents wouldn't find the content disturbing. I think the animation could've been better, but overall it's a five-star movie! No doubt about it! This is a great movie to watch on a family night when you want a good kid's comedy with some brief adult humor with a good message!
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I rate this title on for age 0 and give it
A must see movie for all children
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I rate this title on for age 0 and give it
fun
this is fun movie that is funnny and has a good message. If you a chirstian this is a good movie for because they talk about God's word plus this is a story related to stories in the Bible. If you like this video you should watch regular veggie tale movies because they are very age okay and silly. I would be a okay giving this to my kid.
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I rate this title on for age 0 and give it
Finally a movie for a whole family!
With children under the age of 10, it is hard to find a movie that we can all go see and enjoy. Veggie Tales had something for all of us. The kids enjoyed all of the funny antics, especially the "evil cheese" (snack foods with teeth). The messages are great, looking at not giving up and doing the right thing. Veggie Tales are Christian based, but unless you know that and are looking for it, you won't find any overt religious references. Just good clean lessons about helping others and trying to do your best. For adults, you can't miss the end credits - the "Rock Monster" video will take you back to the good old days of the 80's, as well as a few of the evil cheese pop up throughout the end credits. This is light hearted entertainment for all!
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I rate this title on for age 0 and give it
Good for all ages.
I didnt think it was that bad of a movie.It was actully kinda funny.This movie is great for all ages.You should wacht this movie if u like funny veggies.
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I rate this title on for age 0 and give it
better for 6 years and up
Although this is one of very few movies that is appropriate for children. I felt strongly that it was too violent and too scary for children under 6. Most 4 and 5 year olds didn't even understand the story. The dialogue is rapid and a bit complicated. I think it's great for kids 6 and older.
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I rate this title on for age 0 and give it
This was hilarious!
My 5 year old loved this movie! It was hilarious with no iffy content. A parent's dream!
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I rate this title pause for age 0 and give it
Good movie for kids and adults who like Veggie Tales
Pretty typical Veggie Tales fare. Fun for kids and adults, though teens who feel Veggie Tales is for kids won't like it. Good message, some pretty funny scenes. Some of the scenes might be a little scary for very young children. At the prices they charge for movies these days, I could have waited for the video to come out. But since there are very few movies out these days appropriate for younger kids, I guess it was worth it.
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My daughter liked it, but I had a hard time staying awake.
This is probably best saved for rental. My daughter (4 1/2) enjoyed this movie, but I could barely stay interested in the story. The only complaint about the movie itself was that it was a little frightening to her to start, but I calmed her fears and she was fine after that.
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