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The Return

(2006, Rated PG-13, Horror, Starring Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sam Shepard, Peter O'Brien)
  • Is it age appropriate?

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    Not age appropriate for kids under 14, age appropriate for kids over 99; suggested age 14.
  • Is it any good?

    2.0
  • Common Sense says

    Buffy star is haunted by violent memories.

Why We Rated This iffy for Ages 14–18

What to watch out for

  • Messages:

    Stereotypical villain (smalltown Texas local who's misogynist and brutal); the haunted protagonist receives little help from friends or family.
  • Violence:

    Several jump scenes; a young girl is stalked; protagonist cuts herself with knife twice; a car accident is shown repeatedly (the last version is the most violent, showing the crash itself); repated, sometimes abstract-seeming, bloody body parts; repeated versions of the same assault/central murder (a man hits, drags, kicks, then knifes his femlae victim, with bloody results and screaming); after another car accident, the protagonist's face and chest are bloodied; climactic struggle involves hitting, kicking; protagonist stabs villain with big knife; rape is threatened twice (first time is cut off quickly by another man; second leads to woman's murder).
  • Sex:

    One scene shows sex as a flashback (blurry images, very close-up and inexplicit); one friendship involves a tender kiss but doesn't develop further because of the movie's focus on scary stuff.
  • Language:

    Some ("god damn," "s--t" ).
  • Consumerism:

    Coca-Cola sign in the background; Pepsi can.
  • Drinking, drugs, & smoking:

    Drinking in a bar; brief drunken aggression.
 

What Parents Need to Know

About The Return

Parents need to know that this slow-moving, arty, somewhat abstract film, isn't likely to hold kids' attention (though many teens may want to see it because of star Sarah Michelle Gellar). Though trailers suggest that it's a horror movie, it's really more of an exploration of a trauma. It follows a young woman's struggle with violent, literally dark memories. These include a man's fatal assault on a woman, a car accident, and aggressive behavior by a creepy ex-boyfriend/co-worker. Violence (and one sex scene) tends to appear subjectively, which makes it hard to read. Characters are generally mean-spirited, depressed, and cryptic. Some drinking, a couple of jump scenes, menacing men chasing girls and women, and fairly mild language.

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Families Can Talk About

  • Families can talk about the nature of memories and how they affect us later in life. How could Joanna's father help her? Would it have helped if he'd talked to her (either as a child or as an adult)? How do Joanna's dreams engulf her life? How is her cutting herself a "cry for help"? How does the film suggest that she's providing some sort of "revenge" for the original murder victim? Is this revenge satisfying? Why or why not?

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  1. Adult Reviewer
    Lives in Tennessee
    I rate this title off for age 13 and give it 0.0

    I slept!

    This is the worse movie I have every seen. I wish I had the 75 minutes back I wasted watching this. SMG was better in "The Grudge" even "The Grudge 2" was better. This movie was very confusing and difficult to know what was going on until the last 30 minutes of the movie. Still lots of questions at the end. Trust me go rent "What Lies Beneath" with Harrison Ford, it is 10 times more entertaining than this.

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    I rate this title iffy for age 13 and give it 2.0

    can be appreciated...

  3. Adult Reviewer
    Lives in New York
    I rate this title iffy for age 2 and give it 5.0

    The Return

    The return was a pretty clever and original thriller/ghost tale. I thought that this movie overdid it with the violence for PG-13 rating but it wasn't that violent where it should have been rated R. They did use one F-word at the very end of the movie. I went into this movie thinking that it was going to be another lame ghost story with no plot at all and not making sense, but I came out and I was wrong. The Return had a very clever plot and I liked how the killer was revealed at the end so unexpectedly. The last 25 min. of the movie kept you on the edge of your seat. I really liked how this movie had a totally different plot from most type of movies! Sarah Michelle Gellar's acting was superb!

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