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Southland Tales

  • Is it age appropriate?

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    Not age appropriate for kids under 16, age appropriate for kids over 99; suggested age 17.
  • Is it any good?

    1.0
  • Common Sense says

    Apocalyptic thriller is a strange, violent mess.

Why We Rated This iffy for Ages 17–18

What to watch out for

  • Messages:

    Nearly everyone behaves badly -- cheating, lying, stealing, and killing. Some racial epithets are used. That said, Gellar and Johnson's characters appear to have hearts of gold.
  • Violence:

    Unrelenting. It starts with a bomb going off and includes many shootings (some up close), a hit and run, a soldier running around with one eye shot out, and a massive climactic explosion.
  • Sex:

    Scantily clad female porn stars prance around and frankly discuss world affairs and their business. A married man hooks up with one of them (no outright nudity). Another woman, also scantily clad, French-kisses her boss. A car is shown copulating with another vehicle (yes, you read that right).
  • Language:

    You name it, they say it (and frequently, too): "s--t," "a--hole," "c--k," "dick," and the ubiquitous "f--k."
  • Consumerism:

    Lots of brands and products -- though, for the most part, they're not real ones. For example, the logo of fictional government agency USIDent is constantly flashed onscreen; a TV channel, a la CNN, becomes part of the storytelling; and a carmaker's commercial runs repeatedly.
  • Drinking, drugs, & smoking:

    Southland residents shoot up at a moment's notice using mechanized syringes. There's tons of drinking, and, in the end, the streets are riddled with inebriated people.
 

What Parents Need to Know

About Southland Tales

Parents need to know that teens might be interested in this odd sci-fi dramedy from the director of Donnie Darko thanks to stars like Sarah Michelle Gellar, The Rock, and Seann William Scott. But it's gory, profane, and definitely not for kids. Guns are drawn (and shot) repeatedly, one female lead is a porn star (she and her compatriots are scantily clad, though never actually nude), and the world appears to be falling apart (as evidenced by explosions, drinking, drug use, and more). Language is strong and frequent, including "f--k," "s--t," and many more. All in all, it's a confused, chaotic, adults-only mess (albeit with some impressive cinematography and decent pacing).

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Families Can Talk About

  • Families can talk about why Hollywood is enamored with apocalyptic scenarios and political conspiracies. What kind of statement is the filmmaker trying to make in this move? How has he been influenced by present-day politics? Do you think the future will really be as dreary as he sees it?

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  1. Teen Reviewer Age 15
    Lives in Florida
    I rate this title iffy for age 15 and give it 5.0
    My concerns are:
    • Inappropriate language

    Not good for teens who don't like to think.

    Easily my favorite movie. I thought of it as a combination of my two favorite movies (Repo! the genetic opera and Donnie Darko) with major plot points being directly related. The Justin Timberlake choreography to the famous The Killers song was very similar to the song Zydrate Anatomy, the concept of USIdent was almost identical to Geneco... it was just good. really good. i see why it got poor reviews, but those people obviously just don't like to think when they watch movies!

  2. Kid Reviewer Age 12
    Lives in Michigan
    I rate this title off for age 17 and give it 1.0
    My concerns are:
    • Inappropriate language

    Disaponting

    I Really like The Rock and sarah Michelle geller but this film really diseponted me it was too many things at once!!!!! The Languge was horrible!!!! this film was an ascuse to swear

  3. Teen Reviewer Age 14
    Lives in West Virginia
    I rate this title iffy for age 2 and give it 4.0

    I think this movie is a very funny/creepy/intelligent movie

    Well, this movie it´s not for kids, but it´s not only for adults... This movie is very funny, with a lot of strange moments, very much shottings and strong language...Some kids can see this movie and other kids not... P.s- Why this movie is for 17 more????

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