Van Helsing (PG-13)

This is one vampire movie with bite.

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Movie details
  • Studio: Universal Pictures, Universal Pictures
  • Directed By: Stephen Sommers
  • Cast: Kate Beckinsale, Hugh Jackman
  • Running Time: 132 minutes
  • Release Date: 05/07/2004
  • Video/DVD Release Date: 10/19/2004
  • Genre: Horror
  • MPAA Rating: PG-13
  • MPAA Explanation: nonstop creature action violence and frightening images, and for sensuality

Parents need to know

Parents need to know that this movie has non-stop and intense action, with characters in constant extreme peril. There are gross and violent images and many characters are killed. There are a lot of jump-out-at-you surprises and grotesque creatures. Characters use brief mild bad words. There are brief mild sexual references and a non-explicit sexual situation.

Families can talk about the original sources and enduring appeal of characters like Frankenstein, Dracula, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, and the Wolfman. They could talk about the villagers' decision that since the vampires killed only one or two people a month, they should not try to stop them. They might want to talk about the ending, whether it was a surprise and how they feel about it.

Message

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Violence

Nonstop intense comic-book-style peril and violence, jump-out-at-you surprises and grotesque creatures.

Sex

Non-explicit sexual situation, brief mild references.

Language

Brief mild language.

Common Sense says

What's the story?

Reviewed by Nell Minow

VAN HELSING starts with a bang, even the movie studio's logo a part of a glorious black-and-white intro that wonderfully evokes James Whale's iconic scene of Viktor Frankenstein screaming "It's ALIVE!" as the monster created from pieces of seven men is shocked into life and torch-bearing villagers are getting closer to the castle door. But then Dracula (Richard Roxburgh), who can regenerate when he is wounded, shows up to say, "It's a pity your moment of triumph is being spoiled over a little thing like grave robbery," and things take a surprising turn. A year later, a guy in the coolest fedora since Indiana Jones is fighting a monster. It is Van Helsing (Hugh Jackman), a man who knows that he is here to fight evil, but is not sure why. He seems to remember fighting the Romans at Masada (that would be in about the year 72) but can't remember the details of his past. When asked whether he is a holy man or a murderer, he says, "A bit of both." All he ever needs to know is "What are we dealing with and how do I kill it?"

Is it any good?

3
This is one vampire movie with bite. It's a deliciously entertaining thrill ride that pleasurably tweaks new thrills from old stories. Thankfully, little time is wasted on exposition and explanations. Van Helsing is pretty much non-stop action, more thrill ride or video game than story. And that's fine with me. The production design is fabulously entertaining and imaginative. The monsters are all re-imagined with a great deal of flair, particularly Frankenstein's creation, one of the best of his many screen portrayals. The CGI effects are exceptionally well done, subtle details add a great deal of depth and atmosphere, and there are many intricate contraptions and a lot of slimy, dripping gloop.

Some good dialogue is delivered with a lot of panache. The movie takes itself seriously enough to have us care about the outcome but has enough of a sense of humor to provide Van Helsing with a cheery sidekick with a knack for weapons technology. Jackman has all that it takes to be both leading man and action hero. Kate Beckinsale is fine as Anna, the last in the line of her family, which for generations has been dedicated to wiping out the vampires. But in a movie like this, what matters is the bad guys, and Roxburgh is just right as Dracula, sinuous and seductive, a little effete, a little theatrical, and deliciously bloodthirsty.

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Parents and kids say

All Reviews

There are 11 reviews.

4


Posted on 05/21/08 by ninjaofthewind Adult contributor

Very fun movie

If you're kids are going to watch it, you should know this movie is almost non-stop action, teens will absolutely love it. Adults might not like it as much due to it's relative lack of plot. But it's a very fun movie to watch, and it almost even made me cry at the end... though I won't give away why.
3

Posted on 03/16/08 by Anonymous Kid contributor, age 17

pretty good till the end of the movie

4


Posted on 08/22/07 by jubjub252 Kid contributor, age 12

Mild Stuff

I would not think that the movie was so bad had it not been for parcial naked vampires flying around the place. Dracula was rather scary and sometimes some shock moments would right on appear. But if you aren't strict about movies you should easily let your kids see this. If you are STRICT then I would recommend watching this movie first.
5


Posted on 08/09/07 by moviegeek Kid contributor, age 15

Exciting and entertaining

Overall, this was a great movie. It was just that some parts were so....serious and with such dramatic music that it was almost funny when it shouldn't have been. It just could have been a but more subtle - it didn't need everything to spell out that it was supposed to be suspenseful. Otherwise, I really liked it.
0


Posted on 07/10/07 by jcsoblonde Kid contributor, age 16

a definate NO NO

Don't watch this. Bad for kids, teens, everyone. Not only is it absolutely laughable, and just plain pointless, but its bad, as there are lots of monsters/vampires, etc. Shouldn't have been made.
0


Posted on 11/11/06 by bubbo Kid contributor, age 13

Ugh!

This is a totally and utterly despicable movie- it's a brainless film that will bore you to death! There are so many special effects the movie looks like a cartoon, and the characters are flatter than paper. Please dont see this dreadful movie- you'll thank me later.
3


Posted on 10/02/06 by Joe100 Kid contributor, age 17
2


Posted on 03/19/06 by movie_mad_dad Adult contributor

OK comic book

I watched this with my 13 year old, and by the end we both agreed it was kinda like a mildly amusing theme park ride neither of us would wait in line to ride again. It's visually spectactular, with the whole Universal lot of monsters rendered in pretty good CGI splendor. It would have been too scary for my 11 year old--if you have kids who are at all fright-adverse, find another movie. There are plenty of horror-movie type scenes where monsters stalk the protagonists. There's also this underlying semi-erotic theme of the well endowed she-vampires. Check out the recent "Count of Monte Cristo" for a better family adventure.
2


Posted on 04/05/05 by star Kid contributor, age 11

Fun to watch but also a bit stupid.

This movie was eciting to watch but a little stupid and the other stuff was bad.
5


Posted on 10/29/04 by Thehorrorflic Kid contributor, age 12

Awesomely cool movie

Yea this movie was great! Your favorite monsters are featured and your screen isn't broken -- just the first few minutes are black and white. The movie keeps you interested and puzzled at some parts. I say that any brave 5 year old could see it but I'd recomend it to 10 years+. The only downside is that the ending may not make sense. I do not recall any launguage but it's a great horor/comedy.

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Adult Reviews

There are 3 reviews.

4


Posted on 05/21/08 by ninjaofthewind Adult contributor

Very fun movie

If you're kids are going to watch it, you should know this movie is almost non-stop action, teens will absolutely love it. Adults might not like it as much due to it's relative lack of plot. But it's a very fun movie to watch, and it almost even made me cry at the end... though I won't give away why.
2


Posted on 03/19/06 by movie_mad_dad Adult contributor

OK comic book

I watched this with my 13 year old, and by the end we both agreed it was kinda like a mildly amusing theme park ride neither of us would wait in line to ride again. It's visually spectactular, with the whole Universal lot of monsters rendered in pretty good CGI splendor. It would have been too scary for my 11 year old--if you have kids who are at all fright-adverse, find another movie. There are plenty of horror-movie type scenes where monsters stalk the protagonists. There's also this underlying semi-erotic theme of the well endowed she-vampires. Check out the recent "Count of Monte Cristo" for a better family adventure.
5

Posted on 07/15/04 by Anonymous Adult contributor

Excellent!

Totally loved this movie. Could watch again and again.

Kids Reviews

There are 8 reviews.

3

Posted on 03/16/08 by Anonymous Kid contributor, age 17

pretty good till the end of the movie

4


Posted on 08/22/07 by jubjub252 Kid contributor, age 12

Mild Stuff

I would not think that the movie was so bad had it not been for parcial naked vampires flying around the place. Dracula was rather scary and sometimes some shock moments would right on appear. But if you aren't strict about movies you should easily let your kids see this. If you are STRICT then I would recommend watching this movie first.
5


Posted on 08/09/07 by moviegeek Kid contributor, age 15

Exciting and entertaining

Overall, this was a great movie. It was just that some parts were so....serious and with such dramatic music that it was almost funny when it shouldn't have been. It just could have been a but more subtle - it didn't need everything to spell out that it was supposed to be suspenseful. Otherwise, I really liked it.
0


Posted on 07/10/07 by jcsoblonde Kid contributor, age 16

a definate NO NO

Don't watch this. Bad for kids, teens, everyone. Not only is it absolutely laughable, and just plain pointless, but its bad, as there are lots of monsters/vampires, etc. Shouldn't have been made.
0


Posted on 11/11/06 by bubbo Kid contributor, age 13

Ugh!

This is a totally and utterly despicable movie- it's a brainless film that will bore you to death! There are so many special effects the movie looks like a cartoon, and the characters are flatter than paper. Please dont see this dreadful movie- you'll thank me later.
3


Posted on 10/02/06 by Joe100 Kid contributor, age 17
2


Posted on 04/05/05 by star Kid contributor, age 11

Fun to watch but also a bit stupid.

This movie was eciting to watch but a little stupid and the other stuff was bad.
5


Posted on 10/29/04 by Thehorrorflic Kid contributor, age 12

Awesomely cool movie

Yea this movie was great! Your favorite monsters are featured and your screen isn't broken -- just the first few minutes are black and white. The movie keeps you interested and puzzled at some parts. I say that any brave 5 year old could see it but I'd recomend it to 10 years+. The only downside is that the ending may not make sense. I do not recall any launguage but it's a great horor/comedy.
See all 8 kids reviews >
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