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Witless Protection

(2008, Rated PG-13, Comedy, Starring Yaphet Kotto, Larry the Cable Guy, Ivana Milicevic)
  • Is it age appropriate?

    About our ratings

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    Not age appropriate for kids under 12, age appropriate for kids over 15; suggested age 14.
  • Is it any good?

    2.0
  • Common Sense says

    Lowbrow comedy is crude -- and not very funny.

Why We Rated This iffy for Ages 14–15

What to watch out for

  • Messages:

    For all of the movie's sexist humor -- some jokes verge on racist, too -- you get the sense that Larry's a good guy at heart. He's loyal to his girlfriend, only wants to do good, and, in the end, saves a woman from the bad guys.
  • Violence:

    Lots of fistfights and gunfights, some involving shotguns and handguns. People are shot at, and two characters have a major brawl in which they kick and hit each other. A man also slaps a woman around.
  • Sex:

    A man stands naked except for a baseball cap covering his nether regions. A woman is shown in a few positions that could be construed as sexual (even if the contexts aren't); lots of jokes about women (one is described as "big-t-ttied and quick witted," as if it were a compliment) and sex (Lary makes a comment about a farmer and his horse). A main character walks around in skimpy clothes. A porn magazine is displayed in a car.
  • Language:

    "T-ts," "ass," "bulls--t," and the like. No "f--k"s, but Larry does give a contraption the finger. Also lots of crude descriptions about body parts.
  • Consumerism:

    General Motors is mentioned, and signage for a farm is clearly displayed. Also, one character is clearly wearing a Burberry dress. Billy Ray Cyrus is name-checked.
  • Drinking, drugs, & smoking:

    Larry takes a swig from a bottle of what looks like whiskey; some social drinking; a character constantly smokes.
 

What Parents Need to Know

About Witless Protection

Parents need to know that much of the humor in this lowbrow, mostly unfunny Larry the Cable Guy comedy is crude, sexual, sexist, and racist. Women wear skimpy clothes and are objectified, and there's tons of toilet/body part humor. Also expect some swearing (of the "ass" and "bulls--t" variety), violence (a polo match becomes particularly brawl-y), drinking, and smoking.

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  1. Teen Reviewer Age 15
    Lives in Arkansas
    I rate this title on for age 2 and give it 5.0

    Larry the cable guy fails to dissapoint agian

    This is actually the first Larry the cable guy movie I have seen. It made me laugh the whole time. I have no problem with language. I didnt have a problem with sex (if there was any real bad stuff) I dont see how commercialism is a problem and Never have a problem with it. This is a great gut buster for 13+

  2. Adult Reviewer
    Lives in Nevada
    I rate this title off for age 11 and give it 1.0

    The WORST film of all time!!!

    What an absolute disgrace to movies. Should be filed between The Hottie and the Nottie and Who's Your Caddy? Two stars from Common Sense....give me a break!! 1/2 star out of 5

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