Um... This was a terrible movie! Don't rent it! It's a terrible movie: Everything was wrong! The plot was ghastly and really unclear and confusing and just plain stupid. The direction was terrible, cutting from scene to scene, and the lighting and makeup was bad, too. Rene looked like a sunburned chipmunk, and Viggo looked like a complete nerd, with a straight hair part. I couldn't take anything seriously, from the acting, to the plot, to the storyline. It was corny, unbelievable and cheesy. Even excellent actors didn't save this spaghetti stinker. In the end, I just wanted an hour and a half of my life back.

I hated this film. IUt weas so ungodly boring that I was about to get on a plane, go to Hollywood, got to the director, and say "What is wrong with you?" Boring, stupid, and there's an unwanted flash of nudity. Pass. You can do so much better.