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The Benchwarmers

(2006, Rated PG-13, Comedy, Starring Jon Lovitz, Rob Schneider, Jon Heder)
  • Is it age appropriate?

    About our ratings

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    Not age appropriate for kids under 16, age appropriate for kids over 18; suggested age 15.
  • Is it any good?

    1.0
  • Common Sense says

    Dreadful sports comedy; a waste of time.

Why We Rated This off for Ages 15 and Under

What to watch out for

  • Messages:

    Grown-up nerds try to avenge their childhood traumas by taunting children and beating them in baseball games; adults bully children; jokes about agoraphobic character; jokes about small people ("midget-boy," "Yoda"); puking; farting; knocking down mailboxes as "batting practice" (this ordained by Reggie Jackson).
  • Violence:

    Violence used in the service of sophomoric humor: holding a kid to the ground and farting in his face; baseballs hit chests, heads, crotches, and a bug (Clark eats the splatted dead bug); "ringer" stands on Gus' pitching hand and grinds it with his cleats (we see cuts and bruises on it after); rock hits a young man's crotch; several instances of "t---y twisting" thrown baseball bats hit players/crowd members, cars, squirrels; a lawnmower runs over a dog (and cuts off fur); eggs hit players.
  • Sex:

    Pre-adolescent sexual jokes (titillation over "lesbians," pulling down pants to make baseball players trip); Richie wears t-shirt that reads: "Everyone loves an Asian boy" Gus gets in the shower with wife to pee: we hear it from offscreen and she expresses disgust; married couple is "trying to get pregnant," and she mentions her ovulation cycle several times; some concepts that might need explaining for younger viewers ("hermaphrodite," effects of steroids (they "make your peepee smaller," a blowup doll); gay jokes ;when one character hears how a woman became pregnant, he squirts sunblock from a container to suggest ejaculation.
  • Language:

    Frequent obnoxious language, some tiresome ("ass," s-word, "d--k"), some juvenile ("Frickin' ," "You suck," "Shut up," "Retard!," "Bros before hos," "pig," "spaz," "stinkweeds," "Eat me," etc.), some sexed/gendered/homophobic ("t---y twisters," "three muskequeers," "homo," "bitch," "douche-bags."
  • Consumerism:

    AOL, Diet Pepsi, Pizza Hut, Skittles, Star Wars figures, Night Rider, Batman, Netzero, Ms. Pacman, Gatorade, Playstation, Miata (car), Mac laptops.
  • Drinking, drugs, & smoking:

    Unlit cigar; "ringer" drinks beer and tequila and smokes cigarettes.
 

What Parents Need to Know

About The Benchwarmers

Parents need to know that this film is premised on adult men behaving like angry children. The movie features repeated adolescent jokes. There is some profanity and many sexual references. An adult eats his nose boogers and a bug; bullies fart on target-boys; agoraphobic character mocked repeatedly for being pale (afraid of the sun, whiny, and fearful); joke about urine looking like "apple juice"; one boy spits when he talks (Schneider imitates, supposedly to make boy feel less strange, but mostly to prolong a feeble joke); one coach appears "gay," as if this undermines his macho behavior. The games include slapstick, hard-thwacking violence: bats hit bodies, heads, and squirrels in a tree (sending them flying apparently to their deaths); balls hit bodies, bare hands, and heads.

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Families Can Talk About

  • Families can talk about the concept of revenge: Is it possible to feel better if you make other people feel badly? How do the Benchwarmers speak for all self-claimed nerds who feel bullied? How does apologizing make Gus feel better than beating all the kids' teams?

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  1. Teen Reviewer Age 13
    I rate this title on for age 11 and give it 5.0
    • My highlights are:
    • Positive messages
    • Good role models

    perfect for ages 11 and up

    u guys think movies are so bad when u probably have watched them yourselves

  2. Teen Reviewer Age 13
    I rate this title on for age 11 and give it 5.0
    My concerns are:
    • Excessive consumerism

    • My highlights are:
    • Positive messages
    • Good role models

    perfect for kids ages 11 and up

    this movie is great it shows how when kids are made fun of they should stand up for themselves you rated the movie meet the parents for 11 year olds when that is worse than this, and at the end of the movie the rival baseball team lets them win and they go out to pizza hut THIS IS A GREAT MOVIE!!!!!! AND U GUYS KNOW IT

  3. Kid Reviewer Age 10
    I rate this title on for age 10 and give it 4.0
    My concerns are:
    • Inappropriate language
    • Negative message

    • My highlights are:
    • Positive messages

    This is a really funny movie and there's also kind of a good message about how not be mean to other people . But also there's bad messages . Language is just a little strong .

  4. Kid Reviewer Age 11
    Lives in Michigan
    I rate this title on for age 10 and give it 5.0

    Great!!

    This movie is HILARIOUS!!! I love it!!

  5. I rate this title iffy for age 13 and give it 3.0
    My concerns are:
    • Inappropriate language
    • Negative role models

    Not as Bad as they Say

    You put THIS on level with movies that show sex and female nudity? To you I say "feh!"

  6. I rate this title on for age 12 and give it 5.0
    My concerns are:
    • Excessive violence
    • Inappropriate sexual content
    • Inappropriate language
    • Excessive consumerism
    • Drinking, smoking, or drug use
    • Negative message
    • Negative role models

    Funny

  7. Teen Reviewer Age 13
    Lives in Washington
    I rate this title on for age 12 and give it 4.0
    My concerns are:
    • Inappropriate sexual content
    • Inappropriate language

    Loved the movie thought it was pretty funny

  8. Teen Reviewer Age 13
    Lives in Arizona
    I rate this title on for age 5 and give it 5.0
    My concerns are:
    • Inappropriate language
    • Negative message

    • My highlights are:
    • Good role models

    It's completely appropriate . I love it!!!!

    Everyone has got it all wrong . Sure there's cussing but it's not strong . This movie is hilarious it's only PG - 13 because of the way the bullies are mean to nice kids .

  9. Teen Reviewer Age 14
    Lives in California
    I rate this title iffy for age 11 and give it 3.0
    • My highlights are:
    • Positive messages

    ehhhh... lame movie, strangly it was just wat i wanted

    i liked it! pretty lame but i actualy enjoyed it.. if that makes any sense.. alot of slapstick humor. some pretty funny scenes thruout.. just dont get ur hopes up for this movie

  10. Adult Reviewer
    Lives in Connecticut
    I rate this title iffy for age 14 and give it 5.0
    My concerns are:
    • Inappropriate sexual content
    • Inappropriate language
    • Negative message

    funny stuff!!

    I honestly love this movie! it does have some iffy stuff. i saw this when i was 12 or 13 and thought some of the jokes were a little over the top, but i really dont think this movie was intended to be taken seriously, just humorously. but do not show this movie to younger viewers. even to a sensitive viewer i dont think the violence would bother them.

  11. Parent Reviewer
    Lives in Massachusetts
    I rate this title iffy for age 13 and give it 3.0

    Common Sense is Wrong

    Um wrong, behind the crudness of this PG-13 flick (which you have given cruder films higher ratings this) is a message about every kid being able to play baseball.

  12. Teen Reviewer Age 14
    Lives in Michigan
    I rate this title iffy for age 2 and give it 4.0

  13. Teen Reviewer Age 14
    Lives in Florida
    I rate this title iffy for age 2 and give it 5.0

  14. Kid Reviewer Age 12
    Lives in Colorado
    I rate this title iffy for age 2 and give it 5.0

    Ha Ha Ha

    Funny Movie

  15. Kid Reviewer Age 12
    Lives in Pennsylvania
    I rate this title off for age 2 and give it 2.0

    Dumb comedy

    Funny parts, frequent aduld dialouge and profanity. This movie really doesn' swing.

  16. Adult Reviewer
    Lives in Georgia
    I rate this title off for age 13 and give it 5.0

    Strong Language and Weird

  17. Teen Reviewer Age 14
    Lives in North Carolina
    I rate this title iffy for age 2 and give it 4.0

    Good

    It was a good movie for kids 11 and up

  18. Teen Reviewer Age 14
    Lives in Michigan
    I rate this title iffy for age 2 and give it 3.0

  19. I rate this title iffy for age 2 and give it 5.0

    i allmost killed my self!!

    clark's line i'll have tuna fish and skittles with pudding skins on wheat with the crust cut of?? allmost killed me and my friends:)!!

  20. Kid Reviewer Age 12
    Lives in Kansas
    I rate this title iffy for age 2 and give it 5.0

    A good know-your-kid movie

    To watch this movie you haf to know your kid not to use the "bad words" in this movie, it is funny and excelent for children around the age of 12.

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