Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (PG-13, 2009)

I absolutley love this movie and I think the actors were perfect for the rols they played. I have been reading the series and am currently up to book 10, and I really love the whole series, movie and books. What makes this unique is that it's not like a usual vampire book is but It's complely different from all other vampire themed books and movies. In my opinon and probably many others, It would be amazing if they made more movies from the books. When I read the books, I feel like I'm there in the adventure with them, then when I leave the book for a little while, I keep thinking I want to go back to watch my movie, even though it's a book I'm reading and I don't realize till I remmeber there's only one movie and I already saw it a bunch of times. So it would be really cool to make all the books into a movie, and if they decide to, I think a lot of people will be happy like I would If they did so.

Well here is my first film review (even though my name reprseants me reviewing games it doesnt mean i can't review films). This is either one of the best films i have seen or THE best film i have seen Violence: No gore or bllod. Stabbings, fist fights and bitings. A man gets his jaw ripped off (not showen) but you basically see it but yet you dont if you get my meaning. Just fist fights and the main character Darren has to fake his death so teh vampire tells him to "look over there" and then breacks his neck and throws him off the roof. Language: Alot of sh*s and bullsh*t and holy Sh*t, cra* as*hole and as* arnt swear words but what ever. Sex: kissing This is anabsolute 5 star a must see thank-you for your time.

some laugage but other wise just like pirates of carribean may be scary for 9 and younger

There is cussing and vampire violence. Also the vampires are good role models but vampaneese aren't. Much less scarier than the books. But just as good. This was a good movie.

Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant could be summed up into one word: Terrible. The story is about a teenager named Darren who has a perfect life that anyone would want. Loving parents. Sweet sister. Great friends. Good grades. Good future. The only thing is he doesn't want it. He hates that everything is just lined up for him. One night Daren and his trouble making friend Steven sneak out late at night to go to a freak show. There Steven, who is obsessed with Vampires, finds one performing and sneaks backstage and asks if he could become one. When he rejects him because he has bad blood Steven threatens him that one day he will kill him. While that's going on Darren also sneaks backstage to take a look at the Vampire's poisonous spider which he steals. Later Darren by accidentally lets the spider out and it bites Steven and he is put in a coma in the hospital. That night Darren goes back to the place where the freak show took place and asks the vampire if there is an antidote that will cure Steven. The vampire says he will give him the antidote if Darren becomes his assistant and half a vampire. Darren agrees to do it. Steven gets well and Darren helps the vampire. Soon Darren has trouble with the vampire part of him. He starts doing weird things like thinking about biting his sister and eating raw meat. He decides he can't live like this anymore and he becomes a full vampire. To do that he has to fake kill himself. Darren then joins the Cirque which is a group of freaks with weird talents and some of them are disturbing. A little later Steven finds out about this and turns into an evil vampire. What's terrible about this movie is that towards the end the two best friends start fighting but not just that but the movie doesn't even finish the fight. It just ends. What parents should be alert about is that this movie has non-stop cursing. The longest gap between curses is probably four minutes. There is no message except appreciate what you have. If you read the books get ready for a big disappointment. If you don't want to waist your money on a movie don't see this movie but if you want to see it make sure you are twelve or up but be prepared for a failure.

YEAH!!!!!!!,I am 12!,And i can that movie!

I read the whole seris of books so i think this is going to be great!!

This movie is one of the best action movies of the decade! I can't believe CSM rated it 2 stars!! There is some violence, for example when the main character has to die to become a vampire, and between the Vampenese and the Vampires there is tension. I haven't read the book, but I'm sure it's just as great as the movie. Some of the "freaks" were very strange in the show, and some of them could be sary for younger kids. There is frequent use of the words s**t, a**, h**l, d**k, and other insults. It's a thrilling movie with great action and even some comedy in it.

Teen Reviewer Age 15 OGORMAN actually Chris's first movie was A Plumm Summer, but he's credited as Chris J. Kelly, so that's probably what got you confused. He changed to his real last name (massoglia, duh) when filming the Cirque du Freak movie.... Cirque du Freak came second.