Based on a short story by horror author Clive Barker, THE MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN is a great example of how gore, carnage, and graphic effects are no substitute for an actual story. As Leon gets pulled into the deep psychic waters of the conspiracy he's uncovered and the terrors he's witnessed, there's never any sense that he can resist or change the flow of events; while the blood soaking the storyline is dark and thick, it can't camouflage an ending anyone can see coming a mile away. Talented character actors Shields, Bibb, and
Roger Bart are either cardboard cut-outs or sacrificial lambs, and while Jones (best known from films like
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and
Snatch) cuts a striking figure in his retro-styled suit and tie, his character's a murderous cipher who's just there to kill and kill again.
Director Ryuhei Kitamura and his production team do a fine job of capturing the wonder and terror of a large city at night, but those moments are surrounded and drowned out by the never-ending series of grisly murders, dismemberments, and executions that The Midnight Meat Train has in the place of a plot. Dedicated -- and jaded -- grown-up horror aficionados may find something to admire and enjoy in Midnight Meat Train's go-for-broke visual violence, but any merit or message in the film is washed away in the crimson tide of bloodletting that it unleashes in the name of extreme "thrills."