The New Guy

  • Review Date: April 27, 2003
  • PG-13
  • Genre: Comedy
  • 2002
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Common Sense Media says

The New Guy is a waste of talent and time.
greenON: Content is age-appropriate for kids this age.
yellowPAUSE: Know your child; some content
may not be right for some kids.
redOFF: Not age-appropriate for kids this age.
not for kidsNOT FOR KIDS: Not appropriate for kids any age.

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What parents need to know

Parents need to know that this film contains a lot of sexual talk, a little sexual activity (offscreen), and a mutilating injury that is supposed to be funny. Dizzy/Gil overdoses on medication, crashes a motorcycle, and sets his father's head on fire (by accident, for comic effect). The slapstick of the film is pretty violent, and there are frequent kicks to the groin. One character is described as a "slut" and likes to have sex in public. Another pages a friend on a store intercom, reporting a "pair of lost testicles."

  • Comic peril with many kicks to the groin.
  • Very explicit sexual humor.
  • Strong language.

What's the story?

Dizzy (D.J. Qualls) is a funk-loving dork stranded at the bottom of the school pecking order with his pals (Parry Shen, Zooey Deschanel, and Jeord Mixon). After Dizzy is injured in an unlikely and deeply personal way, he decides to get expelled. His antics lead to a diagnosis of Tourette's syndrome and some stupefying medication. Eventually he's thrown in jail where he meets Luther (Eddie Griffin), the mentor he's been needing. Under Luther's tutelage, Dizzy is transformed into the punky Gil. At his new school on the other side of town, Gil spouts decade-old pseudo-Ebonic aphorisms and beat the local bully. His badboy status confirmed, he restructures the social hierarchy of the new place. Eventually, he's forced to confront the fact that Gil is just an invention, and also forced by the lame script to win the heart of the school bully's sexy girlfriend (Eliza Dushku).


Is it any good?

 

The New Guy is a waste of talent. This high school epic, supposedly about one boy's path to true cool is so half-baked and uncool that it's embarrassing. It is also another case of the MPAA giving a PG-13 rating to a comedy that has material that would get an R in a drama. It is painful to see some of today's most talented young actors wasted in this dreck. They're given very little to work with in the script. The writer and director have sadly bought into the same limited mindset about popularity and conformity that they are purportedly skewering.

The most troubling aspect might be strained impressions D.J. Qualls calls upon in his quest for status. It's intrinsically funny to watch the gawkiest white guy on the planet attempt to imitate macho black posturing. But so much of it goes on for so long that posturing begins to seem a little like caricature. And it's precisely this behavior, the epitome of imitative uncool, which is supposed to secure "Gil's" status.


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What families can talk about

Families can talk about who the arbiters of social status are in real high schools, and what qualities determine a person's status. What are the advantages of popularity? What are the consequences (advantages?) of being unpopular? Is social status fixed, or changeable? Does any of this really matter after high school?


This review was written by Nell Minow
Teen, 14 years old
October 25, 2011
 
Oh Yeah!
You bet it is good it has great comedy and a awesome main character and hysterical events that happen to him overall I think alot of ages can handle this movie.Remember it is only as bad as you make it.

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Teen, 13 years old
October 19, 2011
 
Really good movie
I actually really enjoyed this movie. Though it did sort of have some bad stuff, at the end it had a positive message about telling the truth and being yourself and sticking with friends.

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This review was written by Nell Minow
Studio:Columbia Tristar
Director:Ed Decter
Cast:DJ Qualls, Eddie Griffin, Eliza Dushku
Genre:Comedy
Run time:88 minutes
Theatrical release date:May 10, 2002
DVD release date:August 13, 2002
MPAA rating:PG-13
MPAA explanation:gross humor, sexual references, and language

This review was written by Nell Minow
 

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