Snakes on a Plane

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Common Sense Media says

Bloody B-movie spoof isn't for kids.
greenON: Content is age-appropriate for kids this age.
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may not be right for some kids.
redOFF: Not age-appropriate for kids this age.
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What parents need to know

Parents need to know that the film isn't for kids. It features frequent jump scenes, with snakes falling or darting out of compartments or from under the camera frame. On-screen or implied deaths are frequent and bloody (man killed with baseball bat, shoot-out leaves bodies, many characters bitten by venomous snakes, producing swelling wounds and visible blood). A couple has sex in the bathroom (and also disable the smoke detector so they can smoke a joint), and are immediately killed by snakes. Infant and children are threatened by snakes; a little boy is bitten, producing gross wound from which a woman sucks the poison (leading to crude comment from observer, who also wants her to suck his hand). Characters chop and smash snakes. Characters use frequent bad language, especially "motherf----r."

  • The movie doesn't make any effort to convey positive messages; it's all about shocking viewers with over-the-top action and comedy.
  • No one worth emulating here -- the villains are brutal, the victims are ignorant and killed crazily (to shock and entertain viewers), and the heroes are obnoxious. Plenty of stereotypical comments and jokes.
  • Frequent bloody violence that's graphic but obviously fake; villain kills prosecutor by smashing head with baseball bat (blood sprays on villain, victim off-screen); a scene with wild gunfire; on the plane, snakes bite ferociously, at various body parts (eye, penis, breast, neck, etc.), usually drawing blood; when a child is bitten, his swollen hand produces grotesque pus; characters die on screen, their bodies left in frame as "props" to indicate the snakes' ongoing threat; characters fight back with axe and fire extinguisher (to chop/smash snakes, and produce blood and gore).
  • Three Gs signs a fan's breast (and holds it); on the plane, a couple has sex in the bathroom, stripping off each other's shirts (close-ups show legs, the man's chest, and the woman's passionate face); seen from behind, a man pees ... and a snake jumps up to bite his penis; several references to masturbation and sex.
  • Many uses of "f--k," in addition to multiple uses of other curse words -- including "s--t," "ass," "damn," "hell," and "goddamn."
  • Red Bull.
  • A couple smokes a joint while having sex in bathroom; a woman drinks from a flask; a nervous flyer asks for a gin and tonic; hearing that the snakes are responding to pheromones sprayed in the plane, Flynn calls them "Snakes on crack."

What's the story?

Hawaii vacationer Sean (Nathan Philips) witnesses a drug kingpin (Byron Lawson) murdering his legal prosecutor. Instantly targeted for death himself, Sean is rescued by federal agent Neville Flynn (Samuel L. Jackson), who arranges to escort him back to the States to testify. Within minutes, snakes that have been smuggled on board the plane are awakened and let loose.


Is it any good?

 

True to its title, SNAKES ON A PLANE doesn't offer much beyond this basic plot point. The chaos is episodic and ridiculous, producing lots of swollen, bloodied bodies as well as stiffly delivered bad dialogue. Flynn and the sensible flight attendant Claire (Julianna Margulies) are plainly the couple-to-be, and they valiantly fight off the menace posed by the snakes and the mostly idiotic (that is, set up to die) passengers. They are helped in their efforts by the many-times-bitten copilot Rick (David Koechner) and rapper Three Gs (Flex Alexander)'s video game fanatic bodyguard Troy (Kenan Thompson) (you can guess what role he'll play by film's end).

As kooky and deliberately "bad" as Snakes tries to be, it's mostly just unimaginative. The main action is more repetitive than clever (snakes slide and bite, victims clutch wounds and gasp). For a movie that seems aware of its predecessors, you'd expect more intelligence concerning what made those B-movies so much fun. Their cheesiness was not arrogant or presumptive; it was strange, shrewd, and unexpected.


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What families can talk about

  • Families can talk about the fear that planes generate. Why are snakes scary (and how are they exaggerated here to seem slithery, cold-eyed creatures)?

  • How does the film use clichés and stereotypes (the fat Asian woman, the selfish black rapper, the gay-seeming flight attendant, the noble female flight attendant, etc.)? Are they funny or offensive?


This review was written by Cynthia Fuchs
Kid, 12 years old
October 4, 2009
 
BAD MOVIE
THIS MOVIE IS OK SAMUL l JACKSON SAY A BAD WORD.LIKE I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER ******* SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER ******* PLANE EVERYBODY STRAP IN WHERE ABOUT TO OPEN SOME ******* WINDOES OR SOMETHING!

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Teen, 14 years old
October 4, 2009
 
BAD MOVIE
THIS MOVIE IS OK SAMUL l JACKSON SAY A BAD WORD.LIKE I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER ******* SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER ******* PLANE EVERYBODY STRAP IN WHERE ABOUT TO OPEN SOME ******* WINDOES OR SOMETHING!

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Kid, 11 years old
October 4, 2009
 
BAD MOVIE
THIS MOVIE IS OK SAMUL l JACKSON SAY A BAD WORD.LIKE I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER ******* SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER ******* PLANE EVERYBODY STRAP IN WHERE ABOUT TO OPEN SOME ******* WINDOES OR SOMETHING!

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Teen, 17 years old
July 30, 2009
 
Pretty stupid~
Very few parts of it were actually funny, it was mostly just stupid. It really wasn't entertaining in any other way either. :/ A lot of violence, sex, and language so it's not appropriate for young kids, but I wouldn't recommend anyone bother watching this anyways.

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Teen, 15 years old
October 16, 2009
 
best snake movie ever
great movie, lots of snakes,f word used frequently, sexual content is strong

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Teen, 14 years old
May 1, 2009
 
funny!
i only saw about 5 mins of it but me and my dad cried with laughter. it was so fake! all we saw was someone abou to throw up in a bag and a snake bit her mouth!

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Adult
July 16, 2009
 
This movie i found actully very funny. Dont know if thats what it was ment for but oh well. Although this movie has soem strong language, drinking,violence and sexuality, adults shouls like it.

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Kid, 13 years old
August 15, 2010
 
Snakes on a Plane: Worthless to Watch
The only thing this movie was trying to make viewers do was drop your mouth open and think "I can't believe that!" Snakes were shown biting and killing people. A woman is laying back in her seat foaming from the mouth after being bitten from a deadly snake. This movie is off for all kids under the age twelve.

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Teen, 15 years old
June 7, 2009
 
[PG-13] D D D
it's a really good movie and the actors are great, but some of the special effects aren't graphic AT ALL! there is alot of cussing, blood, and shooting people with guns.[PARENTS SHOULD USE STRICT DESCRETION WHEN LETTING THEIR KIDS WATCH THIS MOVIE IF THEIR KIDS ARE 12 AND UNDER]

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Teen, 15 years old
April 9, 2008
 
.....
this movie sucks!

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This review was written by Cynthia Fuchs
Studio:New Line
Director:David R. Ellis
Cast:Julianna Margulies, Rachel Blanchard, Samuel L. Jackson
Genre:Action/Adventure
Run time:105 minutes
Theatrical release date:August 18, 2006
DVD release date:January 2, 2007
MPAA rating:R
MPAA explanation:language, a scene of sexuality and drug use, and intense sequences of terror and violence

This review was written by Cynthia Fuchs
 

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