The Spy Next Door (PG, 2010)

common sense media says

Jackie Chan family flick high on stunts but low on laughs.


parents & educators say
  • 29% say there are positive role models
  • 29% say there are positive messages

What parents need to know

Parents need to know that this Jackie Chan spy comedy is a moderately action-packed choice for families. Several sequences involve gun-toting Russian criminals, but aside from a character who gets some bruises, there's no bloodshed in the fight scenes. Since this is a family movie, the villains are often knocked out humorously with things like a slammed door or a dropped appliance. There's no iffy language besides insults like "idiot," "stupid," and so on (though even those words aren't exactly something you want your 8-year-olds saying to their friends...), and the "sexy" stuff is limited to a couple of tame kisses and hugs between Chan and Amber Valletta, as well as some slightly off-putting (but mild) flirting between an older teenage spy and a 13-year-old character and a few risque lines from a younger boy. Overall, this is an age-appropriate (if not particularly funny) option for families with tweens and up.

Positive messages: One important message that the movie conveys is that family isn't just "blood," but also the people you love and who love you. Other take-aways include the importance of honesty in family relationships and how you shouldn't judge someone solely by the way they dress or what they do for a living -- people are complicated and can surprise you.
Positive role models: Bob is a loyal, generous man with well-honed instincts and an unwavering desire to do the right thing. Gillian is a loving single mother who puts her children's needs first. On the downside, the Russian villains are portrayed in somewhat broad stereotypes.
Violence: Several action sequences, a few with gun-wielding Russian villains. But even during a hostage situation, the threat of real harm is virtually non-existent. Some of the bad guys point guns and act menacingly, but no blood is spilled, and no one is seriously hurt.
Sex: Bob and Gillian exchange a couple of embraces and tame kisses. Farren flirts with a much older teenager and occasionally tries to wear inappropriate clothes to school. A Russian criminal wears tight, cleavage-bearing clothes. A young boy (Ian) says he watched the Playboy channel in hi-def (and then claims to have spent time at the Playboy Mansion). He also uses a risque pick-up line on an older girl ("If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?").
Language: Mostly insults: "stupid," "idiot," "loser," "hillbilly," and the like.
Consumerism: Apple is represented with iMac and iPod.
Drinking, drugs, & smoking: Not applicable.

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What to talk about

Talk to your kids
  • Families can talk about the movie's messages about honesty and family relationships. What does Bob mean when he tells Farren that family isn't about "blood" but "love"?
  • The movie's violence is pretty mild, but there are still several characters that use guns. Is this OK for a family movie?
  • Is Jackie Chan believable as a romantic lead? Why or why not?
  • How are the Russian villains portrayed? Are Russians still considered a threat to America?

What's the story?

What's the story?
Bob Ho (Jackie Chan) is a Chinese operative who works for the CIA, but he's retiring in order to settle down with his attractive neighbor, Gillian (Amber Valletta), a single mom with three kids, who all think that Bob's a boring, bespectacled pen importer. To prove himself to Gillian, who's reluctant to get serious unless her kids approve, Bob offers to babysit her children -- angsty 13-year-old Farren (Madeline Carroll), precocious 11-year-old Ian (Will Shadley), and adorable 4-year-old Nora (Alina Foley) -- while she visits a hospitalized relative. Meanwhile, a Russian criminal escapes from prison and goes after a secret file in Bob's possession, forcing Bob to reveal himself as a spy to keep the kids safe. George Lopez and Billy Ray Cyrus co-star as Bob's former CIA handler and colleague, respectively.

Is it any good?

Is it any good?
 

Eight-year-old boys aren't a picky lot; any movie with stunts, a few silly jokes, and kids who get to play heroes is going to appeal to them. Parents of 8-year-old boys, however, know that they deserve better than formulaic action comedies about a spy-turned-babysitter who can "take down dictators" but can't make a bowl of oatmeal. We've seen this all before (The Pacifier), and while it passes for mild diversion, a truly compelling movie it isn't. Chan is no doubt a gifted martial artist, and in buddy adventure-comedies, he shines. Unfortunately, he's too much of a goofball to make him a believable love interest (we heard audible "eewws" when he and Valletta kissed).

Even if you forget the romance (since it's just a device to get Chan into babysitting mode), the gags with the kids are all so predictable and corny that only the aforementioned third-graders will laugh; everyone else is more likely to roll their eyes. Lopez has very little to do, and Cyrus is in all of three scenes. Instead, a group of Russian villains (with awful accents and even worse jokes) is relied upon to provide the (faux) drama. Chan's stunts as he holds off the Russians are impressive, but they always are with him, and a few well-executed stunts just aren't enough to make a movie worth your time and money.

Movie themes & details

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Movie Details
Studio: Lionsgate
Director: Brian Levant
Cast: Billy Ray Cyrus, George Lopez, Jackie Chan
Genre: Action/Adventure
Run time: 92 minutes
Theatrical release: January 15, 2010
DVD release: May 18, 2010
MPAA Rating: PG
MPAA explanation: sequences of action violence and some mild rude humor
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What parents & educators say

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Based on 28 parent & educator reviews:
  • 29% say there are positive role models
  • 29% say there are positive messages

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Sammy Keyes
kid, 11 years old
 
Fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think this film is the best Jackie Chan movie ever done!!!!!!! There is no inappropriate scenes there is a lot of fighting but they don't show any one after getting kicked in the head arm ect. There is absolutely no bad language drinking, drugs, but there are a LOT of funny parts!!!!!!! Plus the kid actor/actresses are good to! And besides Jackie Chan there is Bill Ray Cyrus and "Sportacus" From LazyTown.

eileenk29
parent of 8 and 10 year old
 
Don't waste your time.
The way that children treat and speak to adults is terrible and the acting particularly of the children is awful. No matter how much your children beg, I wouldn't wast your time.

Plumeria Rose
parent of 9 and 12 year old
 
A funny action-packed movie with no gore and lots of laughs
Our family very much enjoyed the movie. We were laughing the whole time. Why our family liked it and others did not, I have no clue. But maybe, it could be that we had low expectations and that my husband and I are big fans of the old "Get Smart" series and perhaps that my husband enjoyed watching marital art movies when he was a kid. So both he and I loved it for those reasons. At first, I quickly complained about the acting, but DH said to look at it as a spoof on James Bond movies. Then, it made more sense. Yes, some of the acting could have been better but then it would not have been a spoof on the traditional "Spy vs. Russian" theme. Spoofing utilizes stereotyping -and that is my only complaint of this movie- of Russsian spies with heavy accents. It was action packed filled with spy gadgets and technology and the violence comprised of run-of-the-mill martial art kicking, hitting, throwing, etc. Our kids have not watched violent movies and they do not like them. This was a safe movie for them to watch as there is no gore/blood whatsoever. There are a couple of sexual innuendos that I missed myself, and our kids had no clue. If you are looking for it, you'll find it, but if that's not a tense subject within your family, it goes right over the kids heads. I liked the fact that it depicted a mixed-race relationship. I also liked that the children turned from "not liking" Bob to "liking" him; and that Bob was a compassionate male figure for all 3 children helping them overcome bullying, and feeling part of a family. It was impressive seeing a guy choose to care for his girlfriends' children by himself while she was away on a family emergency, albeit, in his own quirky, gadget-filled way.

coolsong123
kid, 12 years old
 
AWESOME!!!
Hilarious!!!The only thing is Jackie Chan throws a baby up in the air,but I know this will be an awesome movie!EVEN BETTER than The Pacifier.

Jrules
parent of 9 , 13 , and 14 year old
 
fun movie for all the whole family

bananabob
kid, 12 years old
 
AWESOME!!!!!
I love this movie and I don't see anything wrong with it.

johnthree16
parent of and 4 , 9 , 11 year old
 
A good movie.

Sing4Life
kid, 13 years old
 
Great great
I think this movie was very cool! I watched it 3 times already lol.

blaze408
kid, 10 years old
 
Great movie,got to do somthing about the guns.
Great movie,the bad part is that there are guns but, no blood = no problem!

 

mannymateo10isback
teen, 14 years old
 
its always kids arguing with each other throughout the whole movie

sdknagjkljf
parent of 7 year old
 
The perfect family movie !!!
Jakie Chan was a big hit in this movie !!! I absolutly loved him !!! :)

Little Women
parent of and 7 , 11 , 16 year old
 

jklm
adult
 
disrespectfull kids, inappropriate language
The movie is entertaining for kids because of the action, but not appropriate for 8 year olds. The kids in the movie are horrible in the first half. They say awfully disrespectful things to adults like "I hate this family" "Get out of my room!". They also use words like "freakin'" and tell each other they're going to kill each other when fighting. A little boy tells an older girl that she has a great body. The adults make tasteless jokes like "that's like having rum cake at an AA meeting" and "Why get married? You're going to hate her in 5 years anyway so just give her your house now." I usually agree with these reviews, but this one was way off and a disappointment.

natick
parent of 8 year old
 
Great movie for a 7+ year old boys and girls who enjoy action. We watched as a whole family and everyone was laughing and enjoying the movie. Even the grandmother.

Entertainer of ...
kid, 12 years old
 
Great Movie
Love this movie great adventure not too violent just right a liitle bit of action and a little bit of romance and with Jackie Chan

pityfoo
kid, 11 years old
 
Its good, but definitley a takeoff on the Pacifier.

FArouet
parent of 11 , 11 , and 18 year old
 

Matan
kid, 10 years old
 
action horror thriller
very good but violent

Justino4
teen, 14 years old
 
Intense Action Flick?
Violence throughout might be too intense for very young kids.

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