Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (PG-13, 2009)

Look up top. Every single category of innapropriate content is highlighted. There are no positives. Not only is this movie endlessly crude, vulgar, and oftentimes morally reprehensible, it is not entertaining in any way, shape or form. I enjoyed the first TRANSFORMERS film immensely. I liked the creativity, bold action, and dead-on comedy. This sequel, however, misses the mark completely. It lacks everything that made the first movie good. When evenyour lead actor says that he hates the movie, then you know something is wrong. In addition to being poorly made, this movie is way unsuitable for its target audience. I don't think I need to talk about the constant machine/gun/explosion violence, because you already expect that. The main problem in this movie is the endless stream of vulgarity. Every Transformer in this movie talks, and they cuss up a storm. I couldn't even count the times I heard "b***h up your punk a*s", or something similar. The "f" word is used twice (once partially spoken), and every other profanity in the book is used frequently, including "p**sy" and slang terms for male genitals. There is a near-constant flow of sexual humor that ranges from nude posters on walls (topless women) to more graphic stuff. Sam's mother, while high off of marijuana, tells strangers that she overheard him climaxing (it's not made clear whether she means intercourse or masturbation). We see two dogs having sex, and amale transformer furiously thrusts against Mikaela's leg with moans of pleasure. A Decepticon in human disguise comes on to Sam and slams him onto a bed while making comments like "we're good in bed". A man talks about having the same woman/robot in a wet dream. College kids talk about sucking "the sack", and a Transformer has giant, swinging metal testicles (refered to assuch). A man pulls down his pants and boxers in a museum as a distraction(we don't see anything), and we see a man's bare buttocks in a jock strap. There are also crude references to bodily functions like excretion andejaculation. There are lots of car product placements, and lots of people get drunk/high at college (including a parental figure). Two Transformersare an extremely offensive mimicry of African-American culture, and whatever positive messages are in the movie are more than obscured by the vulgarity.

DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE! The first Transformer movie is my daughter's all tiem favorite movie. This second one is totally different and AWFUL! So unlike the first one. Every cuss word in the book - I was Horrified and offended! Sexual situations and inuendoes throughout, including the opening scene, which looked like a Playboy spread of Megan Fox on a motorcycle. We should have walked out then. My two daughters and I all admitted we thought about walking out of it-wish we had. It is NOTHING LIKE THE FIRST ONE! If you have morals, don't go see it! For age 17 and up, only! I'm not old enough, and I'm in my 40's!

We walked out and I wish we had earlier. I kept thinking it's a kids show it has to get better but it kept getting worse. I took my 15 year old and 8 year old. and couldn't believe I let them see what I did. This was supposed to be a kids movie, it is soooo NOT!!! From the begining it was non stop sexual references and swearing. The vailed attempt to disguise some(but not even close to all) of the language was pathetic (eg. the roomates websites name which was repeated often in a few minutes was disgusting). Kids aren't stupid they know what they are meaning. Now as an adult who grew up playing with and watching transformers and who happily got my sons into it. I can't believe this is the way they choose to take the story. It was ridiculas. True transformer fans will hate this movie. As a parent at least I walked out with my family so that my sons realize that the actions and attitudes portrayed in this movie are degrading and insulting and definately not something to be imitated. As childern inevitably do. I am shocked that some people actually think this is entertaining, it's not it's INSULTING!!! Alas though it is a true statement of the times. I'm sorry I spent my money on it as it will only give Dreamworks and Paramount $30 more of a reason to continue making this garbage.

Positives: Sam risks his own life to resurrect his robot friend. He is also pressured to cheat on his girlfriend, but he tries to fight off the advances. Negatives: way too much filthy language, sexual innuendos, too much skin (from both sexes), and drug use.

I read thru some of the reviews of this movie and wish I was one to have left the theater. I anxiously awaited this release because I loved the first movie. I was sorely disappointed. The potty-mouth use was inexcusable. From what I saw, auto-bots that come to earth get more stupid and have to curse and treat people and other auto-bots nastily. I don't care about product placement - whatever you know? But the language, the sexual references, bullying and a whole lot of human peril and death put me out. Wish I had waited for the review. Now I have to tell my friend that I can't take her because it would go against my conscience.

Talk about a massive disappointment. We saw the first TF movie on the big screen and own it in our home collection. When this one came out we were very excited to see what the Robots in Disguise were up to. While I realize the movie is rated PG-13 it is so heavily marketed to the kids who play with the toys. The sex and the language were such an offense to the fanbase. Really - who was this film intended for ? As an old-school TF fan, I didn't enjoy the film. As a parent, I squirmed my way through it. Sadly, my dollars will somehow reinforce that this is the sort of film that Hollywood should make when it comes time to talk about the third movie. Battling robots is one thing. Some sexualized fembot crawling all over the protagonist... Robots and humans dropping language bombs left and right... Really, Michael Bay - thanks for an uncomfortable evening.

Hate it. Was totally uncomfortable watching it with my 10 year old son. Husband thought it would be ok, it wasn't! When there wasn't cursing and violence, there was inappropriate sexual behavior. Profanity does not enhance the movie in any way. I'll never understand it.

As an adult, I think the movie was pretty action packed and exciting. Although, it was too long. For children (I have a 7 year old) I was extremely disappointed at the way it portrayed women, the language was definitely not good and it was too violent although there was no blood. I would say this movie is good as far as action goes for older teens and adults. Definitely not for children...

Im sorry but the excuses I have heard on another website "if you go into any HS they are all saying these slang words" like it is OK cause they are all doing it.....has your mother not taught you anything!!! I am for sure not spending the $$$ on this movie, which is a shame because my kids LOVE Transformers....which is there age market.....duh! reason begin because of the sexual content, language, drug use, and over the top violence. I hope that in the future they will start realizing that to better or future adults it starts with not only what there parents teach them but what they watch. Such a shame.