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Watchmen: Tales of the Black Freighter

(2009, Rated R, Fantasy, Starring Jared Harris, Gerard Butler)
  • Is it age appropriate?

    About our ratings

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    Not age appropriate for kids under 15, age appropriate for kids over 18; suggested age 16.
  • Is it any good?

    3.0
  • Common Sense says

    Sometimes-gruesome Watchmen extras best for fans.

Why We Rated This iffy for Ages 16–18

What to watch out for

  • Messages:

    The "Black Freighter" segment -- in which a heroic ship's captain and devoted husband and father transforms into a murderous maniac -- has a pessimistic outlook and is very grim throughout. The far milder "Under the Hood" segment emphasizes the human side of so-called superheroes and supervillains.
  • Role models :

    Some of the caped "good guys" are declared to have been psychotics who used crime-fighting as an outlet for their penchant for violence. One is accused of rape.
  • Violence:

    Murder by bloody beatings and strangulation. An explosion literally blows men apart. Exceptionally ghoulish details of rotting corpses, including unraveling intestines and oozing body fluids as gulls peck at them. One of the gulls is also graphically killed and eaten.
  • Sex:

    A woman is described as a "whore." A wooden figurehead has bare breasts. In the separate "Under the Hood" live-action segment, there are vintage pin-up posters and a superheroine has super sex appeal.
  • Language:

    "Whore," "damn," and "hell."
  • Consumerism:

    Hard to ignore the comics/movie tie-ins. The DVD carries promos for other DC Comics-related titles and the Watchmen video game.
  • Drinking, drugs, & smoking:

    References to drinking/smoking, especially in the live-action segment about a superhero who succumbs to alcoholism.
 

What Parents Need to Know

About Watchmen: Tales of the Black Freighter

Parents need to know that this isn't a sequel to the Watchmen movie, just supplementary material. The balleyhooed segment on this DVD, an R-rated pirate cartoon, is hideously violent and thematically grim, with murders, dismemberment of rotting corpses, and a hero defeated utterly by evil. Even worse; it's short, just about 20 minutes long. The rest of the running time is devoted to a (PG-rated) faux documentary about "real" superheroes. Neither may mean much if you don't know the graphic novel and movie to which it gives background.

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  • Families can talk about the movie's downbeat, hopeless outlook and how it fit into the larger scheme of the original Watchmen graphic novel. Do you think it adds to the main storyline or detracts? How would it have worked woven into the movie version?
  • How does the violence in this movie compare to that in the big-screen Watchmen feature? Which has more impact? Why?

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  1. I rate this title iffy for age 16 and give it 4.0
    My concerns are:
    • Excessive violence
    • Inappropriate language
    • Excessive consumerism
    • Negative message

    Great for older audeinces

    It's very good, under th hood is quite appropiate but tales of the black freighter is extremley grusome and grisly. Best for adults.

  2. I rate this title on for age 10 and give it 3.0
    My concerns are:
    • Excessive violence

    I didnt really care for this part in the graphic novel, but I saw this short film recently. It's violent and bloody, but other than that there's nothing objectional. Unless you hate violence, anyone over 10 should be fine watching it.

  3. Kid Reviewer Age 12
    Lives in Wisconsin
    I rate this title iffy for age 13 and give it 2.0

    If you have a short attention span, DO NOT GET!!!!!!!

    If you've read the book and seen the movie and are planing on a ggreat little addition to it, I'm sorry, but you are saddly mistaken. Rember in the book with the black freighter comic inside the graphic novle. Well the make about a 20 minute segment of that. Rmember the book "Under the Hood" by the character Hollis Mason? They have about a 40-50 minute segment of that. And trust me, if you have a short attention span, you'll lose interest very quickly. Then they have a 40 minute segment on them making the real movie, and a little part on making the black freighter. Then they show the first chapter of the "Watchmen Motion Comics." Then they show a ten minute segment showing of "The Making of 'THe Green Lanter.'" Unless your addicted to that you'll just fast forward. to Find out you wated $4-$25 to see about 20-60 minutes of what you really wanted to see.

  4. Adult Reviewer
    Lives in Alabama
    I rate this title iffy for age 14 and give it 2.0

    If you liked the Watchmen book or movie, watch half of this

    I did enjoy the "Watchmen" book and I'm planning to see the movie. If you've read the graphic novel, you'll recognize the "Black Freighter" story as having appeared a piece at a time - and it was much easier to take that way. The animated feature is thoroughly disgusting. I recognize that "Watchmen" itself is very dark and violent, but it takes a sick mind to enjoy a feature like this one. That being said, if you enjoy the super-hero story, rent this one for the "Under The Hood" segment. It's a "60 Minutes" style documentary about the characters from the movie that will give you some insight into their history, and is worth watching.

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