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You Don't Mess with the Zohan

(2008, Rated PG-13, Comedy, Starring Adam Sandler, John Turturro, Emmanuelle Chiriqui)
  • Is it age appropriate?

    About our ratings

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    Not age appropriate for kids under 14, age appropriate for kids over 16; suggested age 14.
  • Is it any good?

    3.0
  • Common Sense says

    Lots of lewd Sandler stuff, but also some laughs.

Why We Rated This iffy for Ages 14–16

What to watch out for

  • Messages:

    No group is spared from the movie's mockery, including the elderly, homosexuals, racists, and more. Despite this, you could argue that the movie actually promotes a message of peace and understanding among warring nations -- and there's even a secondary message of love crossing barriers.
  • Role models :

    Zohan is a killer by trade, and he's pretty good at it. He shows no compunction about hurting other people (though he does profess later to being tired of it). He also lies to family and friends about his whereabouts and to his new American acquaintances about his identity.
  • Violence:

    Lots, but it's quite cartoonish and generally played for laughs. For example, Zohan can jump from rooftops and land on enemies without getting hurt, he gets shot at without getting hit because he stops bullets with his bare hands, and he can successfully battle loads of gun-equipped assassins. Other characters brandish weapons and missiles, and there's a fair amount of kicking and tossing people around. In one scene, someone cuts off Zohan's hand, which he then uses to kill his tormentor.
  • Sex:

    Plentiful, and plenty crass. The film begins with lots of cleavage (and has plenty more throughout), punctuated immediately by a close-up of Sandler's naked backside (which viewers see again later). Incessant sexual jokes, suggestions of Zohan bedding all sorts of women as part of the "hairdressing experience." Sex scenes include some group activities. Lots of lewd references to body parts, sexual activity, etc. A woman's naked backside is visible in one scene in which intercourse is implied. Zohan gives his clients "happy endings."
  • Language:

    Language includes "goddamn," "s--t," "jackass," "screw," and more.
  • Consumerism:

    Signage everywhere, from Zohan's favorite fizzy soda to Phantom's fast food restaurants. Also, clear logos/signs for movers, stores, malls, and the venerable Paul Mitchell hair salon.
  • Drinking, drugs, & smoking:

    Some social drinking, primarily at the beach parties Zohan hosts in the beginning of the movie.
 

What Parents Need to Know

About You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Parents need to know that You Don't Mess with the Zohan is a classic Adam Sandler movie: Crude, impolitic, and riddled with sexual jokes, swearing, and offhand nudity (including a couple of shots of Sandler's bare butt). For exactly those reasons, it's very likely to attract his usual fan base, many of whom are teens. The film pokes fun at everything and everyone -- the elderly, political assassins, homosexuals, cabdrivers, racists, hairdressers, women with breast implants -- and often teeters on the line between funny and downright insulting. But, believe it or not, it's all in the name of the heartwarming (if cliched) message that love -- and, for that matter, personal goals -- triumphs over war and politics.

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Families Can Talk About

  • Families can talk about Sandler's brand of crude humor. Clearly, the film is using exaggeration for comic effect, but do they cross the line? If so, when, and who defines what "the line" is in the first place?
  • Do you think Sandler needs to rely on stereotypes to arrive at his message about transcending differences in the name of happiness?
  • Does the crude humor take away from the movie or help it succeed?

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  1. Kid Reviewer Age 10
    Lives in California
    I rate this title iffy for age 12 and give it 3.0
    My concerns are:
    • Inappropriate sexual content
    • Inappropriate language
    • Negative message
    • Negative role models

    O.K. for tweens

    My dad made the horrible mistake of letting me watch this with my grandparents and friend; REALLY AWKWARD. I think if your under 8 or 7, half the think fly right past your head. Right after I stopped the movie my friend said, "I can't get those images outa my head!".

  2. Teen Reviewer Age 17
    I rate this title iffy for age 16 and give it 3.0
    My concerns are:
    • Inappropriate sexual content
    • Inappropriate language

    • My highlights are:
    • Positive messages

    Not what was expected

    I saw this movie for my birthday with some friends and it was not at all what I expected it to be. The trailer was funny and had few if any sexual references but the entire movie focused around Sandler's large male parts. Looking back on it now that I am older I find it funny but before it was a little embarrassing to show to some of my friends who are not very mature about sexual themes in the first place.

  3. Adult Reviewer
    Lives in New York
    I rate this title iffy for age 17 and give it 3.0
    My concerns are:
    • Inappropriate sexual content

    Funny Movie, Too many Sex Jokes.

    Funny Movie. Way Way Way too many Off color jokes though. It got to the point where it started to become uncomfortable watching it with others. He's constantly talking about getting "Sticky" with people. Not to mention all the jokes about how "Hard" he is. The movie would've been plenty funny without all this kind of stuff.

  4. Adult Reviewer
    Lives in Michigan
    I rate this title on for age 13 and give it 4.0
    My concerns are:
    • Inappropriate sexual content
    • Negative role models

    • My highlights are:
    • Positive messages

    Very funny, but strange movie

    It was good

  5. Kid Reviewer Age 12
    Lives in Virginia
    I rate this title iffy for age 13 and give it 4.0
    My concerns are:
    • Inappropriate sexual content

    one of the best adam sandler movies yet

    this extremely funny but highly offensive comically violent exclipt movies is so funny that i had to buy it man the movies is fricken comedy gold people who say it should be rated r haven't seen the horroble adam sandler flick anger management

  6. Parent Reviewer
    Lives in South Carolina
    I rate this title off for age 16 and give it 0.0

    Adam Sandlers worst charter, NR should be the rating

    there issuch a thing as making acomedy without all the sexualcontent and seeen that leave "nothing to the imagination, Come on Holllywood, Enough with the sex

  7. Parent Reviewer
    I rate this title off for age 10 and give it 5.0
    My concerns are:
    • Inappropriate language

    There are more innapropriate words than "goddamn," "s--t," "jackass," "screw," but they're in hebrew like fagela bushlaha and many others, If you do watch it with your children turn off the subtitles

  8. Adult Reviewer
    Lives in Florida
    I rate this title off for age 14 and give it 2.0
    My concerns are:
    • Inappropriate sexual content
    • Inappropriate language

  9. Adult Reviewer
    Lives in California
    I rate this title iffy for age 17 and give it 1.0

    Had to walk out ...

    Inappropriate for any age! How it got a PG13 baffles me and why there wasn't a huge outcry over it. There are many scenes where Sandler's oversized erections are prominently featured and when did this become acceptable. Adam Sandler clearly has a sick mind and will stoop to anything to make a buck.

  10. Kid Reviewer Age 12
    Lives in Colorado
    I rate this title on for age 11 and give it 5.0

    Adam Sandler was a comic genius in this movie!

    This movie was hilarious and, though it had a couple of sexual remarks, it is appropriate for kids who are mature enough to see movies like this one. Excellent movie!

  11. Kid Reviewer Age 11
    Lives in Connecticut
    I rate this title on for age 10 and give it 5.0

    Awesome

    One day this will be a classic. I have it on my ipod and have watched it like 15times. Anyone who understands some innapropriate stuff will get a kick out of this movie. A MATURE 10 YEAR OLD CAN WATCH

  12. Adult Reviewer
    Lives in New York
    I rate this title on for age 13 and give it 5.0

    Amazing!!!

    Awsome Movie!!! Very Comic!!!

  13. Teen Reviewer Age 15
    I rate this title on for age 2 and give it 5.0

    hsasdasdas

    asdasdasdasdddddd

  14. Parent Reviewer
    Lives in Connecticut
    I rate this title off for age 15 and give it 3.0

    Not for the Younger Set

    A lot of sexual references. This is for teens and up.

  15. Teen Reviewer Age 13
    Lives in New Jersey
    I rate this title iffy for age 2 and give it 3.0

    funny

    i luaghed. not tht great tho but it was entertaining.

  16. Teen Reviewer Age 15
    Lives in Texas
    I rate this title off for age 2 and give it 1.0

  17. Teen Reviewer Age 13
    Lives in Colorado
    I rate this title off for age 2 and give it 0.0

    I left

    not apropriate!!!

  18. Kid Reviewer Age 11
    Lives in California
    I rate this title iffy for age 2 and give it 4.0

  19. Teen Reviewer Age 16
    Lives in Tennessee
    I rate this title off for age 2 and give it 2.0

    What is with movies today...

    If I had five words to explain this movie, they would be, sex, sex, and more sex. If I compared this movie to another, it would be, the Love Guru. I say that, because it is not that funny, and there is too much sex for my carring. I just think that HollyWood is starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel for movies (or so it seems). I have seen a ton of R rated movies (mostly war films) and they are not as bad as this. Take for example the fact that he "dose" every customer that's hair he cuts. Don't see this, its just bad (both in the way of moral values, and its just not a good movie)

  20. Teen Reviewer Age 15
    Lives in Texas
    I rate this title off for age 2 and give it 0.0

    horrible

    This movie is not appropriate for anyone under 21 years. i went and saw this with my parents and both of us were disgusted with the profanity and sex displayed in this movie. as an adam sandler fan i am very disappointed and do not ever want to go to another one of his movies again.

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