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Hail to the Thief

(2003, Alternative rock, by Radiohead, Label: Capitol)
  • Is it age appropriate?

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    Not age appropriate for kids under 13, age appropriate for kids over 16; suggested age 15.
  • Is it any good?

    3.0
  • Common Sense says

    Intense songs for teens to ponder; not for kids.

Why We Rated This iffy for Ages 15–16

What to watch out for

  • Messages:

    Several references to violent behavior might make parents a bit queasy.
  • Violence:

    The violent themes here, such as "smacks you in the head, knifes you in the neck, kicks you in the teeth" and "Steal all my children if I don't pay the ransom" could be scary for younger kids.
  • Sex:

    Sexual references are disguised as self-indulgent poetry.
  • Language:

    The ever-popular "f" word appears several times.
  • Consumerism:

    No obvious commercialism.
  • Drinking, drugs, & smoking:

    "You had to piss on our parade, You had to shred our big day, You had to ruin it for all concerned, in a drunken punchup at a wedding."
 

What Parents Need to Know

About Hail to the Thief

Parents need to know that musically this CD should appeal to sophisticated teenagers who long for something other than standard pop music. There's sex and violence, disguised as self-indulgent poetry.

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Families Can Talk About

  • Families can talk about the emotional issues explored in the songs, including the impact of 9/11 on the country and the world. The intensity of the lyrics is bound to spark discussion.

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  1. Kid Reviewer Age 12
    Lives in Georgia
    I rate this title on for age 12 and give it 3.0

    Okay I guess

    It's Okay I guess. I'd give it about 3/5 stars. Definently not Radiohead's best. Does not have any references to drugs, the word hell is used several times, the word piss is used once, and the f word is used three times. Only about one or two sexual references. Most songs contain violent behavior. The music may not be suitable for anyone under 12 because of Offensive Language.

  2. I rate this title iffy for age 13 and give it 5.0

    Definitely for more mature kids out there

    I think it would be more beneficial for older kids to listen to this album, because its themes are often dark and ambiguous. However, that's not to say that vocalist Thom Yorke's vocals don't ring with a beautiful sense of urgency, bringing the lyrics to the forefront, or that the record is full of these dense atmospheric sounds that draw you in and hypnotize. I still find all these new intricate details every once in a while, and I've owned it for 5 years now. Definitely something worth sitting down with your kids and listening to. Tip: To get the most out of the sounds of the album, listen to it with headphones :)

  3. Teen Reviewer Age 14
    Lives in North Carolina
    I rate this title iffy for age 2 and give it 5.0

    Beautiful

    This is a wonderful and beautiful album. and it saddens me that not many people really appreciate Radiohead.

  4. Adult Reviewer
    Lives in Mississippi
    I rate this title on for age 2 and give it 5.0

    Great album

    One of radiohead's best

  5. Teen Reviewer Age 17
    Lives in California
    I rate this title on for age 2 and give it 5.0

    A great album

    This is one of my favorite Radiohead albums up against Ok Computer and The Bends. I'm sure that kids my age would like it, but when I ask them, they say "Radiowhat?"

    Some people may not know this, but the title "Hail to the Thief" refers to George Bush (as Thom York, the lead singer, is very anti-Bush) and the song 2+2=5 refers to "Fuzzy Math."

    Sorry, I got off-topic. The swearing is kept to a minium and I have heard the f-bomb only twice (in "Wolf at the Door.) I enjoyed this album very much, and I especially liked the creepy mood that the band creates. It's much softer and less natural then their previous albums, and I highly recomend it.

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