Alphabutt

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Common Sense Media says

Juno singer mixes sweet songs with potty talk.
greenON: Content is age-appropriate for kids this age.
yellowPAUSE: Know your child; some content
may not be right for some kids.
redOFF: Not age-appropriate for kids this age.
not for kidsNOT FOR KIDS: Not appropriate for kids any age.

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What parents need to know

Parents need to know that while this album teaches ABCs, it also sings about farts and poop and will definitely get kids singing about such topics, too. Some will find the presentation hilarious and harmless, others might find it to be a loss of a potentially really great children's album.

  • Bodily-function subject matter aside (which may not be OK for some families), "Happy Home" sends a great message about being OK with being yourself with lyrics like "I know it's better if we don't all sound the same."
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What's the story?

After accolades for her contributions to the highly successful Juno soundtrack, Kimya Dawson takes her unique offbeat flavor to the playground with an irreverent album of children's music. ALPHABUTT is a collection of 15 children's songs about pee-pee, poo-poo, and everything in between. It features the too-cute vocal talents of tots, including Dawson's daughter Panda Bear.


Is it any good?

 

Dawson has made a name for herself by being herself -- a little eccentric, but real and unpretentious nonetheless. Her humility paired with an apologetic crassness translate into undeniable charm to many. That being said, this isn't your typical children's album, meaning, if you don't want your little one singing "Z is for farts that smell like the zoo," and "T is for Turd," then you might want to skip this.

Just a few songs put the "butt" in Alphabutt, however. You'll also find some very endearing moments. Songs like "I Love You Sweet Baby" will make you want to sing to your own sweet babies, and "Happy Home" sends a cute message about being happy with being yourself, and how "it's better if we don't all sound the same."


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What families can talk about

Families can talk about acceptable words for bodily functions and when are the right and wrong times to use them. They can also talk about their ABCs. What letter does your name start with? Are there any funny words that start with that letter?


This review was written by Jessica Dawson
Kid, 9 years old
May 14, 2010
 
you don't like the alphabutt you like the alphabet

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Kid, 13 years old
May 9, 2010
 
Thassssssssss a bad word! That's not nice, its not a nice word you should say alphabit
No Kids should sing this song its violence and gore. Violence (Pause): gory stuff. Adult Behaviors (Pause): Watching Adult Videos, Inappropriate Mouths, Behaiors that i should not talk about. Language (Pause): "f**k, sh*t, f*t*ss, p**sy, d**k, b@t**h, h*ll, d@mn, a##, b#lls, ###, #######, ########, #############, n-word, p-word, w---e, h*, h03 the garden tool, #################################" Consumerism (Pause): School; Movies. Drugs or Alcohal (Pause): Drinking, Drugs and Smoking = You Can't Buy Tobacco After Today's Date at 1992 + You Can't Buy Alcohal After Today's Date at 1989 = It's The Law. Negative Messages (Pause): Chat Rooms. Bad Role Models (Pause): America's. Positive Messages (Pause): IM Did You Mean: Alphabet

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Kid, 13 years old
May 15, 2009
 
Quite silly
This isn't a children's album, but an album that SPOOFS one. There is a lot of potty humour in the songs and as soon as you hear them you know they are mocking a child's CD. The drawings are deliberately done crudely to spoof a child's drawings. It is not too iffy if your little one doesn't run around yelling "Poopoo!", so you can try it with them. If they do run around yelling "Poopoo", think twice.

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Kid, 12 years old
May 20, 2010
 
inappropriate it says "butt" on a title that we don't use in our schools
A is for apple B is for butt C is for catbutt D is for dodo E is for elphant dodo F is for fart G is for gorilla fart H is for huge gorilla fart I is for eyeball J is for jammies K is for kid fart L is for loud and long fart M is for monkey butt N is for saying nightnight to nico at naptime O is for oh! P is for panda, peeing and pooping in her potty while papa plays peek-a-boo Q is for cubert R is for robotic monkey whose going to take over the world S is for stinky T is for turd U is for uh-oh! V is for flying v W is for weewee X exactamondo Y is for yucky and yummy and you and Z is for farts that smell like the zoo is used only, but why do not we say A is for Apple

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Teen, 14 years old
May 20, 2010
 
inappropriate it says "butt" on a title that we don't use in our schools
A is for apple B is for butt C is for catbutt D is for dodo E is for elphant dodo F is for fart G is for gorilla fart H is for huge gorilla fart I is for eyeball J is for jammies K is for kid fart L is for loud and long fart M is for monkey butt N is for saying nightnight to nico at naptime O is for oh! P is for panda, peeing and pooping in her potty while papa plays peek-a-boo Q is for cubert R is for robotic monkey whose going to take over the world S is for stinky T is for turd U is for uh-oh! V is for flying v W is for weewee X exactamondo Y is for yucky and yummy and you and Z is for farts that smell like the zoo is used only, but why do not we say A is for Apple

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Kid, 11 years old
May 20, 2010
 
inappropriate it says "butt" on a title that we don't use in our schools
A is for apple B is for butt C is for catbutt D is for dodo E is for elphant dodo F is for fart G is for gorilla fart H is for huge gorilla fart I is for eyeball J is for jammies K is for kid fart L is for loud and long fart M is for monkey butt N is for saying nightnight to nico at naptime O is for oh! P is for panda, peeing and pooping in her potty while papa plays peek-a-boo Q is for cubert R is for robotic monkey whose going to take over the world S is for stinky T is for turd U is for uh-oh! V is for flying v W is for weewee X exactamondo Y is for yucky and yummy and you and Z is for farts that smell like the zoo is used only, but why do not we say A is for Apple

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Kid, 13 years old
July 9, 2010
 

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Kid, 12 years old
March 18, 2010
 
iffy for 0+
f-------k

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Teen, 14 years old
March 18, 2010
 
iffy for 0+
f-------k

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Kid, 11 years old
March 18, 2010
 
iffy for 0+
f-------k

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This review was written by Jessica Dawson
Artist:Kimya Dawson
Release date:September 8, 2008
Label:K Records
Genre:Children's Music
Parental advisory:No

This review was written by Jessica Dawson
 

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