Like so many others on here, I am baffled to no end by this review. Ok, here's a REAL review for it.
What to watch out for:
Messages: Adults and teens are portrayed negatively, but it is stated quite a few times that they only fight EVIL adults.
Violence/ Scariness: There is quite a bit of violence, but it is NOT the only way they solve their problems. There is never any blood, and the only so called "torture" is kids being forced to clean their closets or eat vegetables. IT IS A JOKE. There are a lot of things that can scare your little kids, but the scariness is actually, how do you say this, the smart kind of scary. Not just the "Lets see how much we can squeeze under the radar" scary. One example of the scariness is kids often getting put through a process that leaves mindless and brainwashed.
Sexy Stuff: Lots of teen flirting and romantic relationships, specifically between Numbuh One and Lizzie, and Numbuh Four and Numbuh Three. There is also a lot of mild innuendo (For example, one episode has the kids grossed out and shocked about where babies come from- New Jersey.
Language: There is a lot of harsh language such as "Shut up" "Crud" "Stupid" and other stuff like that.
Consumerism: A few action figures.
Dugs: The kids drink illegal soda, but once again IT IS A JOKE.
The Good Stuff:
Role Models: The kids are all independent and will do anything to protect what they believe in.
Messages: Nothing is valued more in this show than friendship, all kids love eachother, will fight for one another, and are willing to forgive.
Quality: This show is hilarious. The jokes are ridiculously clever and have a style that is very hard to find. All the plots are based off of real life struggles kids have to deal with and commonly known events in the world (The Spinach Inquisition). It seems to me like CSM only watched one or two episodes. This show is great for anyone with a good sense of humor and won't do anything the TV does.