Common Sense Media Review
By Carrie R. Wheadon
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based on child development research. How do we rate?
Page-turner is the perfect campfire tale but can get gory.
Parents Need to Know
Why Age 9+?
Any Positive Content?
Where to Read
What's the Story?
The day Cordelia, Brendan, and Eleanor Walker visit Kristoff House with their parents, they know there has to be something wrong with it. Could it be the fishy price? No way a mansion on the Pacific could cost so little. Or could it be the creepy one-handed, bald witch that threatens Brendan in the backyard? Hmm ... On move-in day it's all movie night fun and pizza until the witch shows up and throws down a curse. And faster than you can say Wizard of Oz, the house lands in another world, which is a mashup of fantasy novels written by the home's namesake, Denver Kristoff. The witch will keep the Walkers there until they bring her The Book of Doom and Desire, an occult tome that will appear only to the sibling who does something impulsive and selfish. As the Walkers decide that they won't help the witch get what she wants, they're tested. They think having no cell phone reception and flushing toilets is bad -- until the mercenaries arrive. And the colossus. And the pirates. And sword-wielding skeletons ...
Is It Any Good?
Co-author Chris Columbus has an eye for a mainstream hit. Say it together now: "Goonies never say die!" It's as if for HOUSE OF SECRETS, he found a Top 10 list of what gives kids the willies, threw everything in a blender, then folded in three bickering sibs with lots of heart. There's an evil fantasy world with no escape, a witch with a curse, occult rituals, pirates, mercenaries, giants, sharks, fighting skeletons, secret passageways, and things coming back from the dead. Check, check, check. There's something to spook every tween on the next camping trip.
With a s'more in hand is probably the best way to enjoy House of Secrets. Readers pondering the story too long will have some questions about the slapped-together fantasy elements (why does the attic have that special power?) and may even wonder why the Walker family gets cursed in the first place. (Great-Great-Grandpa Walker never had the evil book.) Seems as if Columbus is after his next big kid entertainment, not high fantasy, and he's got it right here.
Talk to Your Kids About ...
Families can talk about what drew you to House of Secrets. Did you know anything about the co-author Chris Columbus before you picked it up? If so, does it remind you of any of his movies?
How did the San Francisco earthquake of 1906 really occur? Where can you find out more?
There's some scary stuff in here: cursed skeletons, murderous witches, mercenaries, bloodthirsty pirates ... Is there anything you found too scary to read alone? What do you do when a book gets too scary for you?
Book Details
- Authors :
- Illustrator : Greg Call
- Genre : Fantasy
- Topics : Adventures , Family Stories ( Siblings ) , Fantasy ( Magic ) , Pirates
- Book type : Fiction
- Publisher : Balzer + Bray
- Publication date : April 23, 2013
- Publisher's recommended age(s) : 9 - 12
- Number of pages : 496
- Available on : Nook, Audiobook (unabridged), Hardback, Kindle
- Last updated : December 3, 2025
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