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King Dork (by Frank Portman)

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Dark, funny coming-of-age with lots of mature content.


parents & educators say
  • 60% say there are positive messages
  • 40% say language is an issue

What parents need to know

Parents need to know that this funny, dark, coming-of-age book has mature content that makes it most appropriate for older teens. Though not overly graphic or explicit, it is filled with references to sex, drugs, and (have to say it) rock 'n' roll. The main teen character experiences oral sex several times, and has a couple of heavy make-out sessions. Tom is constantly running down the educational system -- and this book provides a pretty harsh look at high school -- but he is a smart kid who cares about his family and likes to learn things that interest him. This book could lead to some valuable discussions about the realism of the high school portrayed here -- you may want to talk to your teen about their own experiences at school and if anything resonates here. Tom's story may have special appeal to male teen readers.

Educational value: This book may have special appeal to male teen readers. Could lead to some valuable discussions about the realism of the high school portrayed here -- you may want to talk to your teen about their own experiences at school and if anything resonates here.
Positive messages: This is a coming-of-age story that will resonate with anyone who ever felt like a misfit in high school (so, pretty much everyone).
Positive role models: Tom is a smart kid who cares about his family and likes to learn things
that interest him, although most of what he's "taught" in school
doesn't fall in that category (he's constantly running down the
educational system).
Violence: Tom is beaten and bullied, as are other characters. He also beats up a bully. A couple of possible murders or suicides. Much hazing, and nasty boxing matches.
Sex: Lots of references to teen sex, masturbation, oral sex, child molesters, sodomy, rape, and porn. Tom kisses and fondles a girl and experiences oral sex. An adult character is busted for running a teen sex porn ring.
Language: Lots of "f--k"s and other swearing, including many offensive sexual words and put-downs.
Consumerism: Some guitars/musical equipment mentioned by name. Lots of bands/musicians mentioned by name.
Drinking, drugs, & smoking: Plenty of smoking, drinking, and drugs (both prescription and illegal) used with no consequences by both adults and teens.

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Talk to your kids
  • Families can talk about coming-of-age stories. What does that term mean -- and what are some classic examples? How does King Dork compare to Catcher in the Rye, which features heavily in this book? Does either story resonate more with your own high school experience?
  • A movie is being made based on this book. Will you see that movie? Who would you cast in Tom's part? If you were making the movie, what would you change, if anything?

What's the story?

What's the story?
Tom Henderson is a decent kid on the fringes of the high school from hell -- though it may, in fact, be just like most high schools. He's persistently tormented (by boys) and humiliated (by girls), and the teachers and administrators are little better. His father died years ago under mysterious circumstances, his mother is a distant self-medicator, and his stepfather a well-meaning but inane aging hippie. Tom's only solace is his one friend, Sam, and their pastime of making up imaginary rock bands. Then he finds a set of books, including Catcher in the Rye (which everyone in the world except Tom seems to love) left by his father. Could these books contain clues to both his life and death? Maybe -- or  maybe not.

Is it any good?

Is it any good?
 

This debut novel by East Bay punk rocker Dr. Frank has so much going for it that it may be the literary find of the year. First, it's laugh-out-loud, still-chuckling-10-minutes-later funny, the kind of clever, sardonic, intelligent humor that will have your teens calling up their friends to read passages out loud. The humor, though, is set in high relief by the story's depth, complexity, and sophistication. There's a realism here that goes far beyond most books, either for teens or for adults. All the characters, major and minor, are more than meet the eye, and the layers of their personalities don't always fit together as smoothly as they usually do in fiction. Their lives are as complex as their personalities.

Very few ends are neatly tied up, but unlike most books that try this, it isn't frustrating at all -- in fact it makes perfect sense. Interspersed with all the plot intricacies are Tom's, and the author's, musings, bits of philosophy, rants, and outsider observations, often wickedly funny and always interesting and thought-provoking. Together it all makes for a delightful read.

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Book Details
Author: Frank Portman
Publisher: Delacorte Press
Publication date: April 30, 2006
Number of pages: 344
Hardcover price: $16.95

This review was written by Matt Berman
 
 

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What parents & educators say

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Based on 5 parent & educator reviews:
  • 60% say there are positive messages
  • 40% say language is an issue

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freesquirrel14
teen, 15 years old
 
I enjoyed it very much
I think it is pretty awesome. I enjoyed reading the book and I think that there is definitely worse language used in real life. Sure, the f-bomb has been dropped a few times in the book, but it's been dropped a lot more times in average high school life. The book deals with very real issues!

 
Excellently written and hilarious
This is a great novel, and I highly reccommend it to anyone who is in highschool or has been. I would also have anyone who is going to be in highschool too, but this has too many sexual situations that are ddescribed in good detail, and the fact that everyone gets high or drunk (or at least talks about it all the time), that I agree with the CSM age.

hamstergurl09
teen, 17 years old
 
One of My Favorite Books
This is the funniest account of high school I've read in a long time. Rarely does a book make me laugh out loud, but King Dork did several times throughout. I like how there are several interlocking conspiracies and mysteries. It makes you want to keep reading. However, there are sexual topics in this book. For example, the main character's derogatory nickname is Chi-Mo, which is short for child molester(but, for the record, he does not molest children, people just say that to make fun of him). There is also oral sex, teen sex, and an entire illegal teen porn operation run by a teacher . Despite all of that, this book is absolutely brilliant. I love that the main character is involved with rock and roll and has a band with his friend Sam Hellerman. Tom is somewhat of a hero in the end, which I also like. I don't think I'd give this book to anybody under 13, but for teenagers, this book is great!

napoleonwrasse
teen, 16 years old
 
Great book. But full of dark humor.
Great book! One of the funniest books I have read in a while. Absolutely great. It is more dark humor though, so be for warned. This book is great for mature teens. The is lots of language and sex. As well as some drug use. The sex aspect is described in pretty much full detail. And the language can get pretty strong. But still a great book.

 
Amusing, and boys will enjoy it
Very amusing. I listened to the audio version, but I thoroughly enjoyed it. I liked the protrayal of high school and I even learned a little bit about rock and roll. That being said, it is a book narrated by a teenage boy and has some swearing and discussion about sex, and a scene where the main character fondles another. The book also portrays what it is liked to experience mild bullying.

 

demonkiller
parent of 18 year old
 
i like it bc its get to me and its a fun and great book.

bri123craw
teen, 16 years old
 
I love this book. It is so funny. Chi-mo (the main character) isnt always the best example for children but it is an honest discription of some kids are. It wonderfully describes all the hardships that teenagers to through. five starss!

BestPicture1996
teen, 16 years old
 
I found this book hard to understand
At times it was very comical, but there were so many inside jokes "King Dork" constantly brought up and extended to great length that if you missed a page you'd be like: HUH? It's totally surreal in the since of the school worshiping just one book, but it's ideals on bullying are not. This book is loaded with profanities and semi-graphic depections of sex. 15 and up is probably a good starting age to read this book.

zigzota
teen, 15 years old
 
great
im in 6th grade and honestly, kids hear worse things on the playground.

stillconfused
teen, 15 years old
 
Hmm...
I read King Dork, and as much as I liked it, I definitely don't think it's a good choice for kids under the age of 14 or 15. If King Dork were a movie, it would definitely be rated R. The main issues are sex and language. There's somewhat constant language, and there are some strongly sexually explicit parts. Not for young kids, but otherwise, a very good book.

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