As poets, math wizards, and scholars, Ed Sitrow and his ten seventh-grade friends never asked to be teammates. But at South Orange River (S.O.R.) Middle School, every kid must play at least one team sport a year. Because the eleven of them somehow slipped through sixth grade without playing, a special soccer team is created just for them, with a clueless history teacher as coach.
Facing a six-game schedule fully unprepared, they embark on the worst season S.O.R. has ever seen. Game by game, they lose spectacularly. Even worse, they don't seem to care! Their unenthused coach tries to inspire them. Principal, parents, guidance counselor, teachers, and fellow students all try coaxing, cajoling, even threatening them. As the last game looms, the eleven anti-athletes find an unusual way to bond against the prevailing tide and finally a victory that's all their own.