Robocalypse

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Common Sense Media says

Humor makes real-time strategy game a winner.
greenON: Content is age-appropriate for kids this age.
yellowPAUSE: Know your child; some content
may not be right for some kids.
redOFF: Not age-appropriate for kids this age.
not for kidsNOT FOR KIDS: Not appropriate for kids any age.

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What parents need to know

Parents need to know that this real-time strategy game takes more
time and thought than most other games. Players take on the role of a good guy trying to save the world from an attack of evil robots. The game has turned-based combat, where you will see explosions and shooting but no blood. There is a lot of humor and some flirty dialog between your character and the female science officer. One scene shows a character smoking a cigar. If your child likes platform games,
this may not be a good fit. If he or she likes RPGs like Legend of Zelda, then he or she may
be ready for Robocalypse.

  • The characters are somewhat snarky, and the boss of the factory is a yeller and a screamer. The female character is a sexy scientist who your kid commander character has a crush on. Yet it's all balanced with humor
  • You'll see cartoon shooting and explosions. But there's never any blood.
  • There's nerdy tension between the lead male and female characters. But it's nothing more than you'd see on a Nickelodeon cartton.

What's it about?

Most real time strategy games are completely serious
affairs, even when they feature cute characters (like those in Sony's PixelJunk
Monsters
). But ROBOCALYPSE is different in
that it injects humor into a hardcore genre that has been, well, a bit stuffy.
In this DS game, you command a legion of robots, all of whom are rife with
attitude. The story revolves around an accident at Thermidoom Labs which has
created military robots who run rampant and are hell-bent on destroying your
city. This all has something to do with the manufacture of toasters, although
it's not quite clear what.

It's up to you to build your own robot army by using various
parts and 20 weapons. Robocalypse is generally buttonless. (You only use the
buttons to scroll through sometimes comedic instructions and dialog.) You use
your stylus to control the robots but pointing to where you want to go and
tapping on the screen when you want them to shoot. These robots, who act as if they're straight
out of a WW II epic starring John Wayne, are full of bravery and pizzazz.
You'll also build factories, collect scrap metal, make batteries, use medics to
heal your robotic soldiers, and, of course, attack the evildoers.


Is it any good?

 

While there's a lot to learn here, all of it is carefully
told with a modicum of wit and snark by a nerdy young commander who used to lead his chess club in high school. The tutorial, which takes you through
the mechanics of fighting, building, and moving your troops, runs about a half
hour. Even during this time, the robots you attack will say mildly funny things
like, "Don't shoot me. I'm wearing glasses." Building heroes and soldiers,
scavenging, and fighting all can take place at the same time without any lags or
freezes. It's a joy to see it all happen before your eyes.

As your game progresses, you'll find yourself depending on
your powerful hero units more and more. But you can't use them without the
others. Every soldier, medic, and factory is key to moving forward in the game.
As you move from level to level, the cut scenes are cartoons and still frames,
kind of like a Nickelodeon cartoon. You will find some goofy tension between
the teen commander and a sexy scientist in a lab coat and miniskirt. But it's
all in good fun. Overall, there's so much depth, story, and gameplay to
Robocalypse that it's well worth the price of admission.


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What families can talk about

Families can talk about the organization and logic it takes
to play Robocalypse. How can you take
this attention to detail and make it work for you in real life? Did you know
the writer from SpongeBob wrote the script for the game? How does the humor in
the game affect your gameplay? Would you play the game if there weren't a
comedic element? Why or why not?


This review was written by Harold Goldberg

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This review was written by Harold Goldberg
Platforms:Nintendo DS
Available online?Available online
Genre:Real Time Strategy (RTS)
Release date:November 18, 2008
Price:$29.99
ESRB rating:E10+ for Cartoon Violence, Mild Suggestive Themes, Use of Tobacco

This review was written by Harold Goldberg

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ON: Content is age-appropriate for kids this age.
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