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Robocalypse

(2008, Video Games - Real Time Strategy (RTS), Rated E10+, Play it on: Nintendo DS)
  • Is it age appropriate?

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    Not age appropriate for kids under 9, age appropriate for kids over 12; suggested age 12.
  • Is it any good?

    4.0
  • Common Sense says

    Humor makes real-time strategy game a winner.

Why We Rated This on for Ages 12 and Up

The good stuff

  • Educational value:

    You are helping to save the world. Online multiplayer helps to engender a spirit of working together for the same goal: saving the city.
 

What to watch out for

  • Messages:

    The characters are somewhat snarky, and the boss of the factory is a yeller and a screamer. The female character is a sexy scientist who your kid commander character has a crush on. Yet it's all balanced with humor
  • Violence:

    You'll see cartoon shooting and explosions. But there's never any blood.
  • Sex:

    There's nerdy tension between the lead male and female characters. But it's nothing more than you'd see on a Nickelodeon cartton.
  • Language:

    Not an issue.
  • Consumerism:

    Not an issue.
  • Drinking, drugs, & smoking:

    You'll see that there is cigar smoking by the robots and by characters. It doesn't come into play as part of gameplay, but it is present.
 

What Parents Need to Know

This review of Robocalypse was written by Harold Goldberg

Parents need to know that this real time strategy games take more time and thought than most other games. Players take on the role of a good guy trying to save the world from an attack of evil robots. The game has turned-based combat, where you will see explosions and shooting but no blood. There is a lot of humor and some flirty dialog between your character and the female science officer. One scene shows a character smoking a cigar. If your child likes platform games, this may not be a good fit. If he or she likes RPGs like Legend of Zelda, then he or she may be ready for Robocalypse.

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What’s the Story?

Most real time strategy games are completely serious affairs, even when they feature cute characters (like those in Sony's PixelJunk Monsters). But ROBOCALYPSE is different in that it injects humor into a hardcore genre that has been, well, a bit stuffy. In this DS game, you command a legion of robots, all of whom are rife with attitude. The story revolves around an accident at Thermidoom Labs which has created military robots who run rampant and are hell-bent on destroying your city. This all has something to do with the manufacture of toasters, although it's not quite clear what.

It's up to you to build your own robot army by using various parts and 20 weapons. Robocalypse is generally buttonless. (You only use the buttons to scroll through sometimes comedic instructions and dialog.) You use your stylus to control the robots but pointing to where you want to go and tapping on the screen when you want them to shoot. These robots, who act as if they're straight out of a WW II epic starring John Wayne, are full of bravery and pizzazz. You'll also build factories, collect scrap metal, make batteries, use medics to heal your robotic soldiers, and, of course, attack the evildoers.

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Is It Any Good?

While there's a lot to learn here, all of it is carefully told with a modicum of wit and snark by a nerdy young commander who used to lead his chess club in high school. The tutorial, which takes you through the mechanics of fighting, building, and moving your troops, runs about a half hour. Even during this time, the robots you attack will say mildly funny things like, "Don't shoot me. I'm wearing glasses." Building heroes and soldiers, scavenging, and fighting all can take place at the same time without any lags or freezes. It's a joy to see it all happen before your eyes.

As your game progresses, you'll find yourself depending on your powerful hero units more and more. But you can't use them without the others. Every soldier, medic, and factory is key to moving forward in the game. As you move from level to level, the cut scenes are cartoons and still frames, kind of like a Nickelodeon cartoon. You will find some goofy tension between the teen commander and a sexy scientist in a lab coat and miniskirt. But it's all in good fun. Overall, there's so much depth, story, and gameplay to Robocalypse that it's well worth the price of admission.

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Publisher’s Details

Released on 11/18/2008, price $29.99, online enabled
ESRB rating: E10+ (for Cartoon Violence, Mild Suggestive Themes, Use of Tobacco)

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