Epic Movie (PG-13)

Raunchy blockbuster spoof is over the top, dumb.

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Movie details
  • Studio: Twentieth Century Fox, Twentieth Century Fox
  • Directed By: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
  • Cast: Kal Penn, Adam Campbell, Jayma Mays
  • Running Time: 86 minutes
  • Release Date: 01/26/2007
  • Video/DVD Release Date: 05/22/2007
  • Genre: Comedy
  • MPAA Rating: PG-13
  • MPAA Explanation: crude and sexual humor, language and some comic violence.

Parents need to know

Parents need to know that plenty of teens will want to see this raunchy parody from the folks behind Date Movie. It frequently relies on sexual references and body functions for punchlines (though the old standby of good, clean, bopped-on-the-head slapstick gets a workout, too). Lots of crotch and breast gags; plenty of innuendo and big, cartoon-style violence. Some language (mostly "s--t" and "Goddamn"). While the main movie being spoofed is The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, there aren't any jokes based on the religious allegory underlying C.S. Lewis' plot. References to R-rated films like Snakes on a Plane and Borat may pique young viewers' curiosity to see them.

Families can talk about the movie's crazy, all-out style of parody. Does any of it work, and do you think anyone will find any of it funny decades from now, when half of the references will have been forgotten? Compare this film to other spoofs -- like Mel Brooks' Young Frankenstein and Woody Allen's Shadows and Fog -- in which the comedians seem to have great understanding and affection for what they're spoofing. Is there any of that here?

Message

Social Behavior:

It's great to see a racially diverse cast of leads, though it's also a joke at the same time (they're all secretly brothers and sisters). Otherwise, not much depth in the characters or storyline at all, though some of the personal-growth lessons from Chronicles of Narnia are present in an incidental way.

Consumerism:

Many specific movies, TV shows, and celebrities are spoofed.

Drugs/Alcohol/Tobacco:

Repeated jokes about drinking, with bottles of liquor magically replacing the Turkish delight from Chronicles of Narnia. Characters, even the sober and sensible one, get utterly drunk in a pre-battle party.

Violence

Bloodless, cartoon-style violence, with characters dismembered, smashed, pierced with arrows, shot, decapitated, stabbed, eviscerated, and de-tongued, as well as punched and kicked (in the groin, usually), though they rise up again unscathed.

Sex

Breast and crotch gags in profusion. Numerous shots of bikini-clad women, including a takeoff on Mystique from the X-Men movies (a bosomy mutant mainly clad in blue body paint and glued-on scales). She has sex (non-explicitly) with one of the heroes. Other characters shown in bed together (including four at once, male and female). Repeated jokes by fantasy figures (fauns and lion-men) about how their fathers "boinked" animals, resulting in their birth. The Witch enchants a victim by showing him her breasts (her back to us). Numerous double-entendres, suggestive character names, and suggestions of Willy Wonka's perversity.

Language

Many uses of "s--t," "Goddamn" several times (mostly said by a Samuel L. Jackson impersonator in place of "f--k"), and "bitch" a lot.

Common Sense says

What's the story?

Reviewed by Charles Cassady, Jr.

The story, such that it is, follows four adult "orphans" from a variety of races (the joke is that they're all brothers and sisters, despite their ethnic mix) whose origins rest in plotlines of movies as diverse as Nacho Libre and The Da Vinci Code. The four come into possession of Golden Tickets that allow them tour Willy Wonka's (Crispin Glover) fabulous candy factory. When Wonka tries to make candy out of the overgrown-kid heroes (it's strongly hinted that he has sex-pervert motivations), they hide from him in a wardrobe that turns out to be the portal to the magic land of Gnarnia. There the evil sorceress known as the "White Bitch" (Jennifer Coolidge) tries to catch them to stop the fulfillment of a prophecy that would end her reign. Part of her plans include the woozy pirate Jack Swallows (Darrell Hammond), who, of course, is a takeoff based on a certain Disney pirate-film series. Oh, and there's a homicidal albino monk after them, too.

Is it any good?

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With a title like EPIC MOVIE, you'd think this feature-length spoof would be taking aim at, well, epic movies, and the clichés of spectacles like Troy or Gladiator.

But Epic Movie -- which was made by some of the people involved in Date Movie and the Scary Movie series -- just goofs on a laundry-list of 2005-2006 theatrical releases and TV shows, both epic and non-epic, all pinned to a framework of Disney's The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. The whole thing is like a MADtv sketch that escaped the small screen to the big one. What's the point? Basically, just a state-of-the-art ridicule of the most current film fads and crazes -- kind of like the way the New York stage community has fresh editions of a parody called Forbidden Broadway every season or so. But there's not much insight beneath the crass, rapid-fire gags and celebrity (or celebrity impersonator) cameos.

Kids are an easy-to-please crowd for this style of broad send-up, and some bits might make parents laugh too -- when they're not squirming at the prospect of having to explain a sleazy pun like "Jack Swallows." But much of Epic Movie's humor relies on the tiresome fallbacks of sex and drinking, with a few incongruous hip-hop dance numbers thrown in for good measure. Even more of the humor relies on having viewing tastes identical to writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, who do takeoffs on everything from the Saturday Night Live digital short "Lazy Sunday" (which itself was partially a Narnia riff) to MySpace.com. Good luck if you're not hip to the last two or three years of popular culture.

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Parents and kids say

All Reviews

There are 74 reviews.

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Posted on 07/17/08 by lee050898 Kid contributor, age 10

Terrible Movie!!!!

I watched up to the Willy Wonka part, the movie stupid, and there was no point!!! They were cutting peoples body parts off in the willy wonka scene! Defenitly not worth seeing!
2

Posted on 07/05/08 by Anonymous Kid contributor, age 13

this movie isn't that good but it is better then meet the spartans so i give this movie 2/5 stars
0


Posted on 06/25/08 by jngo34 Kid contributor, age 12

Dumb, cheesy, some sexual themes, and frequent swearing

This movie looked like it took ten seconds to make (it probably was ment to.) It was flatout terrible. Some parts were somewhat "funny" but either way it was crawling with crude humor.
3


Posted on 04/26/08 by themancomes12 Kid contributor, age 12

I say OK

Was not as good as I thought it would be. It had its funny moments but all in all it was boring, after watching superbad,Knocked up, Rickybobby, it was just-boring I really don't see why even it was unrated or 14A because it should be rated PG. all in all if your board watch on the plus side it was better than no country for old men.
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Posted on 04/23/08 by boiisliikegiirls13 Kid contributor, age 13

NEVER AGAIN!

All I can say is, what a terrible movie. i watched this over a friends house expecting it to be satisfactory-funny, but i was surpised to find out what a $h!tlo@d it was. It was disgusting in creepy and awkward ways. I made it up to the part where they are in the chocolate factory and he was talking about "having a peice of them in all the candy" or something. i then walked away and did something else. i returned about 15 minutes later only to find a nude woman running out of a closet. at that point, everybody shut the movie off and hoped to never see ssuch a horrible waste of time movie ever again.
0


Posted on 03/16/08 by go_charlie Kid contributor, age 13

The most terrible movie I have ever seen!!!

This movie was the most terrible movie... I wasted my time on this... I ended up walking out of this movie after half of it... I do not really care about the explicitness but this was the worst movie in general... If anyone thinks this was a good movie or a good or even okay movie they have no sense of humor and don't know what a real movie is. I would rather kill myself than to watch this movie again. DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME AND MONEY!!!
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Posted on 02/17/08 by Anonymous Kid contributor, age 13

simply horrible!!!

I only saw about maybe the last half of this movie and it was the WORST movie i have ever seen! It was loaded with sexual things that weren't need at all!!! it was horrible!!! there was not one thing funny at all!!! i was watching this with my older brother and there was so much sexual stuff in it that i was actually embarrassed to watch this with him!! it seemed like every single scene had some reference to sex. dreadful absolutely dreadful!!! don't waste your time, brain cells, or money on this crap!!! i seriously feel bad for the people who sit down and write this stuff!!! horrible simply horrible!!
4


Posted on 02/15/08 by cocacola88 Kid contributor, age 12

funny but eeeee

i did really like this movie and my friends did 2 but we hated tthe gay parts of this movie its funny but dont bring young kids !! +
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Posted on 01/30/08 by chase777 Kid contributor, age 14

Dumb Comedy Perfect for Me, not for Adults or Kids.

I watched the unrated and the regular version and both were dumber than the other. I as a teeanger enjoy spoof comedies. The vomiting, the slapping, the just plain mocking of movies, tv shows, and britney spears just makes me spill out laughter! But the language, comic violence, and sexuality don't make this very appropriate for kids under 12. And adults would not appreciate this either. But teens, go for it!
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Posted on 01/19/08 by dan shall rate! Kid contributor, age 12

YUCK!

This was terrible. They tried too hard to make it funny and it seemed to just drag on with sex, violence and other unnessesary, explicit content.

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Adult Reviews

There are 22 reviews.

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Posted on 01/15/08 by racingrough Adult contributor

Epic Movie IS VACUM

What the director was thinking when he made this film? ?????? The only funny part is Crazy Day Pirates but it does have girls that are gay.
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Posted on 09/25/07 by Anonymous Adult contributor

A filthy crude and sexual movie packed in as much as a pg-13 movie can hold

Graphic Lewd sexual humor and content Violence gets high and language gets foul. The firs 20 minutes are hilarious but after that the next hour is filled with bare breasts pubic regions tiny bikinis gay/lesbian jokes and sexaul images non-stop.Don't waist your time.
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Posted on 06/04/07 by coolmandude Adult contributor

15 AND UP!

This is almost as bad as Scary Movie 4! It has very vugular sexual references and crude language and alot of it. drinking and more. You should know you kid with this movie!
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Posted on 05/31/07 by Ishilen Adult contributor

So For Once I Agree With Most Of The People But...

It was pg-13, i mean really people you need to see the rating first, it was a very bad movie and tons of sexail humor. at one pointthe 2 leading women and the leading man where in bed with a lion....
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Posted on 05/23/07 by tony zone Adult contributor
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Posted on 04/11/07 by smokie22 Adult contributor

sucked

the worst movie i have eve
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Posted on 03/07/07 by Anonymous Adult contributor

Not worth your time

Just stupid. Raunchy Humor. It was a waste of time and money and has ruined "The cronicles of Narnia" for me now!
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Posted on 03/06/07 by kimi1390 Adult contributor
5


Posted on 02/24/07 by DMX_Hater Adult contributor

Iffy but funny!

This mvoie was a little iffy for me, but it's hillarios, so that doesn't matter!
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Posted on 02/22/07 by popcornlover Adult contributor

What a shame!

This movie is absolute garbage. I took my kids as part of a friend's birthday party trusting the judgement of the mother in charge. She made a mistake trusting the rating and there we sat with 15 children. We were mortified! Don't take children. Even adults shouldn't waste their time and money on this trash. What a shame it is for people to have made this poor excuse for entertainment.
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Kids Reviews

There are 52 reviews.

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Posted on 07/17/08 by lee050898 Kid contributor, age 10

Terrible Movie!!!!

I watched up to the Willy Wonka part, the movie stupid, and there was no point!!! They were cutting peoples body parts off in the willy wonka scene! Defenitly not worth seeing!
2

Posted on 07/05/08 by Anonymous Kid contributor, age 13

this movie isn't that good but it is better then meet the spartans so i give this movie 2/5 stars
0


Posted on 06/25/08 by jngo34 Kid contributor, age 12

Dumb, cheesy, some sexual themes, and frequent swearing

This movie looked like it took ten seconds to make (it probably was ment to.) It was flatout terrible. Some parts were somewhat "funny" but either way it was crawling with crude humor.
3


Posted on 04/26/08 by themancomes12 Kid contributor, age 12

I say OK

Was not as good as I thought it would be. It had its funny moments but all in all it was boring, after watching superbad,Knocked up, Rickybobby, it was just-boring I really don't see why even it was unrated or 14A because it should be rated PG. all in all if your board watch on the plus side it was better than no country for old men.
0


Posted on 04/23/08 by boiisliikegiirls13 Kid contributor, age 13

NEVER AGAIN!

All I can say is, what a terrible movie. i watched this over a friends house expecting it to be satisfactory-funny, but i was surpised to find out what a $h!tlo@d it was. It was disgusting in creepy and awkward ways. I made it up to the part where they are in the chocolate factory and he was talking about "having a peice of them in all the candy" or something. i then walked away and did something else. i returned about 15 minutes later only to find a nude woman running out of a closet. at that point, everybody shut the movie off and hoped to never see ssuch a horrible waste of time movie ever again.
0


Posted on 03/16/08 by go_charlie Kid contributor, age 13

The most terrible movie I have ever seen!!!

This movie was the most terrible movie... I wasted my time on this... I ended up walking out of this movie after half of it... I do not really care about the explicitness but this was the worst movie in general... If anyone thinks this was a good movie or a good or even okay movie they have no sense of humor and don't know what a real movie is. I would rather kill myself than to watch this movie again. DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME AND MONEY!!!
0

Posted on 02/17/08 by Anonymous Kid contributor, age 13

simply horrible!!!

I only saw about maybe the last half of this movie and it was the WORST movie i have ever seen! It was loaded with sexual things that weren't need at all!!! it was horrible!!! there was not one thing funny at all!!! i was watching this with my older brother and there was so much sexual stuff in it that i was actually embarrassed to watch this with him!! it seemed like every single scene had some reference to sex. dreadful absolutely dreadful!!! don't waste your time, brain cells, or money on this crap!!! i seriously feel bad for the people who sit down and write this stuff!!! horrible simply horrible!!
4


Posted on 02/15/08 by cocacola88 Kid contributor, age 12

funny but eeeee

i did really like this movie and my friends did 2 but we hated tthe gay parts of this movie its funny but dont bring young kids !! +
2


Posted on 01/30/08 by chase777 Kid contributor, age 14

Dumb Comedy Perfect for Me, not for Adults or Kids.

I watched the unrated and the regular version and both were dumber than the other. I as a teeanger enjoy spoof comedies. The vomiting, the slapping, the just plain mocking of movies, tv shows, and britney spears just makes me spill out laughter! But the language, comic violence, and sexuality don't make this very appropriate for kids under 12. And adults would not appreciate this either. But teens, go for it!
2


Posted on 01/19/08 by dan shall rate! Kid contributor, age 12

YUCK!

This was terrible. They tried too hard to make it funny and it seemed to just drag on with sex, violence and other unnessesary, explicit content.
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