Armored (PG-13, 2009)
common sense media says
Violent urban crime flick is too intense for tweens.
parents & educators say
- 50% say violence is an issue
- 50% say language is an issue
What parents need to know
Parents need to know that although Armored is a violent crime film with lots of blood and a fair amount of strong language (including "s--t" and "f--k"), it's almost old-fashioned in its clearly defined take on "good guys" and "bad guys" and ultimately sends the message that crime isn't an easy way out. The main character reluctantly participates in the central heist scheme out of desperation, but when the "simple" job turns into a bloodbath, he decides to do the right thing. Sure, there are plenty of logic loopholes, and it's not exactly a life-changing cinematic experience, but older teens and adults might find it entertaining.
Positive role models:
Main character Ty, a decorated war veteran, tries hard to support his younger brother Jimmy, and his behavior before the "job" -- andafter he changes his mind about participating (when murder enters the picture) -- is admirable. That said, other characters are far less upstanding and more willing to compromise their morals to succeed.
Violence:
Very violent, and lots of people get hurt. A homeless man is shot in the back, then again in the head when he tries to get away. A cop is shot in the belly, complete with several quarts of blood. A man is stabbed to death off screen. Another man commits suicide by jumping off a roof, and yet another gets too close to an exploding bomb (viewers see his burning corpse at a medium distance). Finally, a man is killed in a spectacular vehicle crash. Characters brandish guns often, almost to the point of showing off. Perhaps even more painfully, characters often injure their hands while trying to bang the door hinges off of an armored truck.
Sex:
A few shots of shirtless men, plus some mildly suggestive jokes.
Language:
One use of "f--k" and several uses of "s--t" (including "bulls--t"), as well as "damn," "goddamn," and "hell."
Consumerism:
One mention of Coke.
Drinking, drugs, & smoking:
A character smokes once, in one scene. The six main characters go out for beers following Ty's initiation. Another character quickly pops some pills in the locker room, but it's not clear what they are (aspirin?).
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Based on 4 parent & educator reviews:
- 50% say violence is an issue
- 50% say language is an issue
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Prototype79043
teen, 16 years old
teen, 16 years old
This movie is great
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OldBob13
teen, 16 years old
teen, 16 years old
Dumb albeit fun action flick with lots of violence and language
Armored is one of those popcorn flicks that isn't particularly smart, complex, or memorable. What it offers up is a fun, brainless, and dumb action-packed ride that lasts only 80 minutes or so. The story is about a group of armored truck drivers who transport money to and from different locations every work day. One day, some of the men devise a plan to steal from their own armored trucks to help them with mortgage troubles. One man in particular named Ty is reluctant about the idea, and soon finds himself trying to stop these would-be robbers. The main message then, is to not steal. That's great, but it's hard to focus on that main idea when the rest of the movie contains gory gunshots, explicit language, and occasional drinking, Overall, Armored is a fun movie that doesn't have many brains but offers up some good action sequences. If your an adult with teens, rent it. You might be suprised how entertaining it is.
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coolioface
teen, 16 years old
teen, 16 years old
ehhhhh
its ok..... violent and had a stupid plot. watched it with my friends at a movie night... it was preetty dummb
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joshua martinez
adult
adult
armored is a good action movie but parents this movie does have a lot of intense violence that's goes way off the charts characters used a lot of strong language there's also some drinking, smoking, and drugs in the movie.
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Movie Man
adult
adult
Exciting, and Ultimately Surprising, Heist Flick, Starts Slow, but Definitely Picks Up.
I thought this was an exceptionally tought thriller about truck drivers robbing their own armored trucks. The acting is better than expected and the action is done quite well. The only flaws are the lack of logic (but, then gain, who goes to movies to see logic?) and the very slow start. Once you get past the first half-hour or so, it proceeds to be very intense until the very end. PARENTS: This is an exceptionally violent film with, once again, exceptional amounts of blood for a PG-13. Please use caution when bringing a little one. In fact, I saw a little girl leave the theater crying on this one (no joke). How sad. Although bloody, I do recommend this film fairly highly. Well, thanks for reading - Movie Man
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Indie-fan
parent of 17 and 18 year old
parent of 17 and 18 year old
Only for Adult audience
Acting is superb!!! for an action film, againg, all actors are good, and Matt Dillon delivers - once again! too bad, Hollywood under-utilizes this super-talented actor. He can really play ANYTHING, not just a tough/rough/macho whatever...
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Darkblade324
adult
adult
Perfect for kids 14+. NOT under 14
Very bloody. Great movie over all though. Good casting. Just think about taking someone under 14 to it though I saw so many teens just walk out of the theater looking like they just could not handle anymore. Great movie
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