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Labor Pains

(Rated PG-13, Comedy, Starring Lindsay Lohan, Cheryl Hines, Chris Parnell)
  • Is it age appropriate?

    About our ratings

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    Not age appropriate for kids under 12, age appropriate for kids over 15; suggested age 13.
  • Is it any good?

    2.0
  • Common Sense says

    Lohan is poor role model for teens in unimpressive romcom.

Themes in this movie include:   honesty

Why We Rated This iffy for Ages 13–15

What to watch out for

  • Messages:

    Irresponsible workplace behavior like chronic tardiness, dishonesty, and disrespect have few consequences, and Nick quickly forgives Thea’s deceit to start a relationship with her. In one case, a man acquaints pregnancy with obesity, and another guy calls Thea “fat.” Discussion about labor brings up potty topics like farting and pooping during delivery. On the plus side, Thea does discover that she's capable of a lot more than she ever thought when she takes on the responsibilities of a new job.
  • Role models :

    Thea spends more time griping about her job than actually trying to succeed at it, and when she’s threatened with losing it, she lies to prey on her boss’ good nature. She and Lisa steal the padded bellies she wears to convince people that she’s pregnant, and they’re mean to a nerdy coworker, calling him a “gross weirdo” who’s still a virgin. For most of the movie, Thea shirks her responsibilities to her younger sister and to the family’s finances. On a positive note, she does eventually discover that hard work can make her successful, and she dedicates herself to her job.
  • Violence:

    In a couple of cases, adults resort to fighting to resolve disagreements, but no one is injured. There’s mention of the fact that Thea’s parents died in a car crash.
  • Sex:

    Physical intimacy includes a handful of kisses and one brief make-out scene in the bedroom. There's also lots of sexual innuendo, euphemisms, and other mature chat. A man makes suggestive comments about a woman’s wet blouse; friends joke about STDs; women mock a guy for being a virgin; and coworkers talk about “doing the nasty” and Thea’s perception as a “wayward skank.” Then, of course, there’s Thea’s supposed pregnancy, which invites comments about her still being “sexy." Thea is shown in her bra and underwear. A man tells his brother to masturbate (the word itself is bleeped for broadcast but easily inferred) since he hasn’t had any action lately.
  • Language:

    Multiple uses of “ass” and “hell.” “S--t” is bleeped for broadcast but recognizable in two cases.
  • Consumerism:

    Not an issue.
  • Drinking, drugs, & smoking:

    Thea and Lisa often sneak off to smoke in the office ladies’ room, and they drink to relax after work. In one scene, Thea downs a shot of vodka in a bar, despite her seemingly pregnant belly. As her “pregnancy” progresses, though, she turns down Lisa’s offers to smoke and drink.
 

What Parents Need to Know

About Labor Pains

Parents need to know that this movie is laden with casual references to sex (talk about “doing the nasty” as well as terms like “skank,” “undersexed,” and references to virginity), some strong language (“ass,” “hell,” and a few uses of “s--t," which are bleeped for TV broadcast), smoking, drinking, and generally irresponsible behavior. The main chararacter fakes a pregnancy to save her job, and even the inevitable revelation of her deceit doesn't have strong repercussions. Despite some worthwhile character development and a few obvious lessons about industriousness and honesty, teens will be more influenced by the movie’s misleading messages about responsibility and relationships than by anything positive.

Read our full review by Emily Ashby

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Families Can Talk About

  • Families can talk about the movie's messages about the consequences of sex and unplanned pregnancy. Are they realistic? Can you think of other shows or movies that have a different take on the topic? Is it the media's responsibility to present this content in a realistic manner? 
  • Teens: What are your responsibilities at this point in your life? What repercussions do you face if you don’t fulfill them? How do your choices now affect the course of your future?
  • How is your impression of TV shows and movies influenced by your perception of the people who star in them? Do you think celebrities are held to a different standard than regular people? Do they have a responsibility to be positive role models for young fans?

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  1. Teen Reviewer Age 13
    Lives in Arkansas
    I rate this title iffy for age 12 and give it 4.0
    My concerns are:
    • Inappropriate sexual content
    • Inappropriate language
    • Negative role models

    • My highlights are:
    • Positive messages

    Only for Mature tweens and teens

    I thought that this movie although it uses some sexual references is ok for mature tweens and teens because it teaches the consequences of lying and shows how one lie can change lives.

  2. Kid Reviewer Age 11
    Lives in Maryland
    I rate this title on for age 9 and give it 5.0

    It was good

    It really wasn't a bad movie.my parents saw it with me and they even agreed it was ok.BTW they don't let me watch all TV-14 stuff.At the most if your a child under 13 then just watch it with an adult so they can explain it to you.

  3. Kid Reviewer Age 11
    Lives in Florida
    I rate this title off for age 13 and give it 1.0
    My concerns are:
    • Inappropriate sexual content
    • Inappropriate language
    • Negative message

    great for nobody!

    not saying anything good about it.

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