Machete is gory,violent,sick and quite frankly dull and uninteresting. The story and characters are flat and it doesnt show any of the zip or life of Rodriguezs other films,just his over the top nature. On top of that the political message hits you over the head like a club and dont make the movie any better and arn't included in a way that makes the movie interesting. Mostly this film is nasty,extremely violent dull and preachy. Plus there is alot of nudity and swearing(on top of the extreme violence) so no kids allowed

I honestly think this movie is totally epic and awesome!! Despite the incredible violience and sextual scenes (there are a few naked parts ill warn you) the movie has some conedy in it and I love that...great actors, many known including lindsey lohan and jessica alba (both naked), just a good movie:)

Machete has lots of action,humor and gore. Lots of gore. While a good movie, Machete happens to be the most violent movie i've ever seen, and i've seen some very violent movies. Also expect plenty of strong language and some nudity and implied sex.

I watched this movie with my 72 year old grandma( she can hardly understand a word of English) and we both loved it. It just goes to show that anybody can enjoy an action movie with a simple plot. There are subtle hints of government conspiracies, but the general storyline is straightforward. It is a definite victory for the little guys (illegal immigrants) way to go!

After seeing this film, i had a smile on my face that wouldn't go away for some time. This was certainly a guitly pleasure, but a pleasure nonetheless. I highly enjoyed this super violent Grindhouse-tribute action-fest. The actors, although often campy, seemed like they were having fun, and that really helps with a movie like this. No one tried to over-act, even though there were some phenomonal actors in this movie (Robert DeNiro, Jeff Fahey, to name a few). Parents: This is an EXTREMELY violent and gory film. Characters are dismantled by any means nessicary. Bloodshed, guts, and dismembered limbs galore. Familes are also threatened and killed. There's also lots of sex, nudity, and strong language. What I would have rated it: R for Strong Graphic Bloody Violence Throughout, Pervasive Language, Sexual Content, and Nudity. Bottom Line: Those looking for innocent fun probably won't make it through the first scene. Those looking for blood-and-guts-galore came to the right place. Although the bloodshed isn't constant, there's still enough to feed the bloodthirstiest action fan. Thanks for reading! - Movie Man

cms the human intestine was not use as weapon it was use as string. the movie it self was very little nudity we don't even see full nudity we boobiess alot but nothing else

good movie

Stupid movie. My rating: Graphic violence, some graphic nudity, some sexuality, And pervasive language.