Machete (R, 2010)

common sense media says

Extremely violent "grindhouse" actioner isn't for kids.


parents & educators say
  • 71% say violence is an issue
  • 71% say sexual content is an issue

What parents need to know

Parents need to know that although Machete is directed by Spy Kids' Robert Rodriguez, this movie -- which is based on a fake trailer that Rodriguez created for the 2007 film Grindhouse -- is definitely not for kids. Like some of his other adult-oriented movies, it's filled with crazy violence, gratuitous nudity and sexual innuendo, and strong language (including "f--k" and "s--t"), as well as drinking and smoking. Though it's well made and actually has a very strong message about racial tolerance, this kind of extreme filmmaking is absolutely adults-only fare.

Positive messages: Although there's an underlying message about racial tolerance, it's secondary to the constant violence (by both "good" and "bad" guys), sex, and language.
Positive role models: Machete fights against corruption and prejudice, but he's also a loner and incredibly violent, with a penchant for making love to whatever beautiful girl happens to be around. He's unfazed by the violence on one side but also apparently unmoved by the prospect of doing good on the other side. One of the women in the movie has created an alter ego for herself, "She," a revolutionary leader and a champion for immigrant rights. She's a more likely role model for teens, but she also ends up employing both sex and violence to achieve her goals. The heroes employ just as much violence as the bad guys do.
Violence: Tons of hyper-intense, hyper-stylized violence that pushs the envelope on splatter and gore. The hero kills many, many opponents, with few repercussions. Americans shoot Mexican innocents in cold blood at the border, including a pregnant girl. Viewers see severed heads, severed limbs, and punctured eyes. The hero uses a human intestine as a rope. A priest is crucified. Objects such as corkscrews, meat thermometers, weed whackers, broken glass, and high-heeled shoes are used as weapons, as well as lots and lots of big guns and knives. Cars are smashed up.
Sex: The main character sleeps with -- or almost sleeps with -- at least four different women. Machete rescues a naked girl in the opening scene; her breasts and bottom are visible. She conceals a phone in her vagina (she retrieves it offscreen). Two sexy nurses care for Machete in a hospital. He kisses girls in bed on two separate occasions and makes out with two naked women at once in a swimming pool. Jessica Alba is seen naked in the shower (side view). Michelle Rodriguez wears a sexy outfit -- leather bra, bare midriff, and leather pants. One adult male confesses to "impure thoughts" about his pretty daughter. Also sexual innuendo and sexual suggestion.
Language: Non-stop strong language, starting with multiple uses of "f--k" and "s--t" (in various forms). Also "son of a bitch," "c--ksucker," "pecker," "balls," "p---y," "whore," "nuts," "damn," "goddamn," "Jesus Christ" (as an exclamation), "hell," and "a--hole," plus Spanish curses like "cabrón" and "pendejo."
Consumerism: Not applicable.
Drinking, drugs, & smoking: Characters smoke cigarettes and drink tequila. One character takes some kind of pills with booze. Lindsay Lohan plays a drug addict who also smokes cigarettes (she's discovered passed out at a "crack house," but viewers never see her taking any drugs).

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What to talk about

Talk to your kids
  • Families can talk about the movie's intentionally shocking material. Why would the extreme violence of this film be considered entertaining? Is it meant to be taken seriously? How can you tell?

  • Do you think films like this only appeal to a certain audience? Who is that audience, and why are they drawn to material like this? Are the vintage '60s and '70s exploitation movies that this one was inspired by still relevant today?

  • What's the significance of Machete being a Mexican-American action hero? Can you think of other non-white action heroes?

  • Machete has sex with several different women. What are the real-life consequences of that type of behavior?

What's the story?

What's the story?

Three years ago, a federale (Mexican federal police officer), called Machete (Danny Trejo) watched helplessly as a ruthless gangster (Steven Seagal) murdered his wife. Now, he works as a day laborer on the U.S. side of the border. Machete is hired to assassinate a U.S. senator (Robert De Niro) -- a stern advocate against Mexican immigrants -- but the job turns out to be a setup. Now Machete is on the run, but he has help from a pretty immigration agent (Jessica Alba) and an underground revolutionary leader (Michelle Rodriguez). Enter several nasty killers, a gun-toting priest, and a drug-addled daughter, and it all adds up to a bullet-ridden showdown, with Machete in the middle.

Is it any good?

Is it any good?
 

Springing dubiously from one of the fake trailers in Grindhouse (2007), MACHETE brings director Robert Rodriguez's career full circle and emerges as one of his very best films. He began in 1992 with the low-budget Spanish-language action movie El Mariachi; Machete continues in that vein, but with more resources, more enthusiasm, and more guts.

Rodriguez can sometimes get a bit too carried away with his films and can sometimes forget to invite the audience into his fun -- but Machete captures exactly the right tone; it's fun, shocking, and even has some righteous ideals. Under any conditions, Rodriguez is one of the finest action directors in Hollywood, and his set pieces here are explosive. The amazing, oddball actors are perfectly placed, especially the tough, pockmarked Trejo, who usually plays character parts. All of that said, like the other "Grindhouse" films, Machete is way too violent and sexed up for anyone under 17 -- willfully so.

Movie themes & details

Movie Details
Studio: Twentieth Century Fox
Director: Ethan Maniquis, Robert Rodriguez
Cast: Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Robert De Niro
Genre: Action/Adventure
Run time: 105 minutes
Theatrical release: September 3, 2010
DVD release: January 4, 2011
MPAA Rating: R
MPAA explanation: strong bloody violence throughout, language, some sexual content and nudity
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What parents & educators say

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Based on 7 parent & educator reviews:
  • 71% say violence is an issue
  • 71% say sexual content is an issue
  • 71% say language is an issue
  • 29% say there's too much drinking, drugs, or smoking

Most useful reviews by all members

chelylopez
parent of 13 year old
 

Dr Mom
parent of 14 and 17 year old
 
Only for adults
This is a movie for adults only! It was funny but had too much sex and nudity.

Tarasives@
kid, 12 years old
 
Ok movie but not for kids!
It was a ok movie with a good cast. This also is about the misery the mexicans had to go threw. But there is lots for language like f..k and S..t and b...h. Plus LOTS of nudity and inaporaite stuff. So think about what you think!

SecretAgentPalin
teen, 15 years old
 
Very entertaining.
If you love a light hearted gorefest movie, this is for you. This movie is just plain fun. 15+ for brutal violence, sexual content and nudity, and language.

 
Ultra-violent, extremely bloody actioner for adults only
After seeing this film, i had a smile on my face that wouldn't go away for some time. This was certainly a guitly pleasure, but a pleasure nonetheless. I highly enjoyed this super violent Grindhouse-tribute action-fest. The actors, although often campy, seemed like they were having fun, and that really helps with a movie like this. No one tried to over-act, even though there were some phenomonal actors in this movie (Robert DeNiro, Jeff Fahey, to name a few). Parents: This is an EXTREMELY violent and gory film. Characters are dismantled by any means nessicary. Bloodshed, guts, and dismembered limbs galore. Familes are also threatened and killed. There's also lots of sex, nudity, and strong language. What I would have rated it: R for Strong Graphic Bloody Violence Throughout, Pervasive Language, Sexual Content, and Nudity. Bottom Line: Those looking for innocent fun probably won't make it through the first scene. Those looking for blood-and-guts-galore came to the right place. Although the bloodshed isn't constant, there's still enough to feed the bloodthirstiest action fan. Thanks for reading! - Movie Man

fangningsheng
teen, 14 years old
 
Entertaining, gory fun
Machete has lots of action,humor and gore. Lots of gore. While a good movie, Machete happens to be the most violent movie i've ever seen, and i've seen some very violent movies. Also expect plenty of strong language and some nudity and implied sex.

True common sense
teen, 15 years old
 
So much to say...
Well, for starters within the first 5 minutes of the movie about 30 people get their limbs ripped off and a stark naked chick pulls a cell phone out her vagina, but other than that its fine. If you're sensitive about these things then don't go, otherwise go for it. It's a fun movie.

Tbadman
adult
 
Adults only
Machete is gory,violent,sick and quite frankly dull and uninteresting. The story and characters are flat and it doesnt show any of the zip or life of Rodriguezs other films,just his over the top nature. On top of that the political message hits you over the head like a club and dont make the movie any better and arn't included in a way that makes the movie interesting. Mostly this film is nasty,extremely violent dull and preachy. Plus there is alot of nudity and swearing(on top of the extreme violence) so no kids allowed

roxas411
kid, 13 years old
 
WARNING this movie is for bad a$$ses only
i just saw this tis movie is the bomb

123NinjaDinosaurXD
teen, 16 years old
 
aweome movie, but not for kids whatsoever (like under fifteen at least..depends on maturity:)
I honestly think this movie is totally epic and awesome!! Despite the incredible violience and sextual scenes (there are a few naked parts ill warn you) the movie has some conedy in it and I love that...great actors, many known including lindsey lohan and jessica alba (both naked), just a good movie:)

bburgskilz
parent of 2 year old
 
Perfect for all Ages
Wonderful movie for kids of all ages.

masonlackey
teen, 14 years old
 
good movie
good movie

Brosef Stalin
teen, 16 years old
 
An epic win for the mexicans
I watched this movie with my 72 year old grandma( she can hardly understand a word of English) and we both loved it. It just goes to show that anybody can enjoy an action movie with a simple plot. There are subtle hints of government conspiracies, but the general storyline is straightforward. It is a definite victory for the little guys (illegal immigrants) way to go!

XXXdude
teen, 16 years old
 
Awsome movie
Whole bunch of rude, bloody violence, but really good movie!

antoineisthebest
teen, 15 years old
 
violent but good
cms the human intestine was not use as weapon it was use as string. the movie it self was very little nudity we don't even see full nudity we boobiess alot but nothing else

kojitheman
teen, 17 years old
 
horrible
Stupid movie. My rating: Graphic violence, some graphic nudity, some sexuality, And pervasive language.

BabySwaggles
teen, 14 years old
 
For Mature People Only
I loved this movie, it was very funny. But I recommend it for people with strong stomachs, and people who are mature. Doesn't matter what age, you should just be mature, and know that this really shouldn't happen.

 
Nudity, F-bombs, and Guts galore!
Despite what many people have said about this movie, it really isn't that sexual. There is much nudity, but none of which is has much to do with sex. The sexual content is pretty much at a PG-13 level. That being said.... This movie is violent. VERY. Intestines are ripped out of an attacker and are used to repel out of a window. A man shoots a pregnant woman, then shoots her stomach (to kill the baby). Limbs are sliced off, bodies are stabbed through, and people are brutally slaughtered. All of which are done with, yeah, you guessed it, a Machete. Not to mention much gun violence, which of course can end in bloody results. Language is average for a movie of this genre, with the "f--k" used casually, as well as other expletives. My rating- Rated R for: Strong, Bloody and Disturbing Violence Throughout, Pervasive Language and Some Graphic Nudity.

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