Primeval

  • Review Date: June 11, 2007
  • R
  • Genre: Horror
  • 2007
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Common Sense Media says

Grisly croc tale lacks any meaningful bite.
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redOFF: Not age-appropriate for kids this age.
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What parents need to know

Parents need to know that this creature-centric horror movie includes lots of bloody violence: The film's giant crocodile rips up and eats people, militiamen shoot at civilians, a family is executed, and more. There's discussion of "black-on-black violence" in the United States and Africa. A teenager character shoots a villain and is upset by it. An attempted rape scene involves a rough assault, ripped clothing, and the female victim's distress. Some drinking and smoking; language includes multiple uses of "f--k," plus other obscenities and sexual slang.

  • Croc hunters range from cynical to well-intentioned, but all are ignorant and cocky (until they die or are taught lesson); villains are greedy, bloodthirsty, cruel.
  • Movie opens with shot of a mass grave (closeups of worms, rotting remains); crocodile attacks are brutal (chomping bodies, crunching a skull, screaming victims); fights (punching, kicking, hit to crotch); fairly explicit shooting executions; weapons include axe, machete, AK-47s, handguns, knives, grenades; war participants shoot repeatedly (bodies thrown, bloodied, dismembered); attempted rape; blood splattering onto observers during violent scenes; dismembered limbs, skulls, bones; boy shoots a villain in the back; Krieg describes watching his wife be eaten; blood spreads in water (shown from overhead); blood/urine mix (made to attract croc) thrown on villain.
  • Some cleavage shots; Steven makes sexually themed jokes about the croc (puts his hand through his fly as if it's the croc; alludes to too-small cage as a too-small "condom"); sexual slang ("tap that ass," "hard-on"); jokes about a closeted gay man getting his "ass tapped").
  • Multiple uses of "f--k" (about 15, some with "mother"); other language includes "s--t" (20+), "ass," "damn," "hell."
  • Verbal reference to Starbucks, visuals for Nike and Fubu (T-shirts), Budweiser (sweatband), Sony (camcorder).
  • Cigar smoking by villain; beers for protagonists.

What's the story?

After Burundi's legendary 20-foot crocodile, Gustave, kills a white female forensics expert who's examining a mass grave, a tabloid-esque TV station sends a crew to capture the beast. Along with cameraman Steven (Orlando Jones), the team includes producer Tim (Dominic Purcell), "animal reporter" Aviva (Brooke Langton) -- whose moral compass is revealed when she saves a dog left out as bait for the monster croc -- and Matt (Gideon Emery), a self-absorbed Aussie croc expert. Matt wants to preserve Gustave and manages to affix a tracking device to the croc. Weathered guide Krieg (Jürgen Prochnow) is determined to kill the beast rather than capture it. Tim and Aviva come to appreciate Krieg's view, as Gustave attacks the group repeatedly. But the crocodile isn't their only problem. Steven befriends war-orphaned teenager Jojo (Gabriel Malema), and also witnesses an execution by the warlord known as "Little Gustave."


Is it any good?

 

Inconsistent and conventional, Primeval claims to be "inspired by true events." Namely, the reported attacks by Gustave and the country's civil war, which has raged since 1993. The two plotlines come together thematically, with the movie positioning the militias as "killing machines" much like the crocodile -- both of which fail to attract the attention of white, Western media or intervention by international peacekeepers.

While it's worthwhile for the filmmakers to try to compare the two, the intriguing idea is trivialized and lost in the formulaic plot and characters of this mostly hum-drum horror flick. On top of that, the special effects are lacking -- Gustave is a not-very-convincing mix of animatronics and CGI.


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What families can talk about

Families can talk about the characters' different attitudes toward the crocodile. Why does Matt want to capture it and Krieg want to kill it? Is either of them right? How do the civil war storyline and the crocodile-hunting plot parallel each other? The movie claims to be based on true events; how accurate do you think it is? If you've seen it, how does this movie compare to National Geographic's story of the real Gustave?


This review was written by Cynthia Fuchs
Adult
April 9, 2008
 
Very Good!!!
For some reason, many people do not like this movie. Its probably because they thock it was going to be a human killing other people, like all the other films out there. Its not! This movie is about not only a giant crocodile, but also political issues in Africa. It was very entertaining, action packed, anf FAR better than Anacondas or Jaws. GIVE IT A TRY, YOU WILL LIKE IT!!!

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 
this movie was cool
it was really bloody. my type of movie

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 
Crocidile + Blood Dimond = Primeval
My son wanted to watch this for a while so we rented it. I excpected it to be poor, like most monster movies. But I found that the croc wasn't too cheesy and the plot was very good. It really explained the wars over in Africa and put Gustave on the spot light.

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Adult
March 16, 2012
 
Great horror movie!
This movie is cool and funny! The voice acting is GREAT as well as the jokes!

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This review was written by Cynthia Fuchs
Studio:Hollywood Pictures
Director:Michael Katleman
Cast:Brooke Langton, Dominic Purcell, Orlando Jones
Genre:Horror
Run time:94 minutes
Theatrical release date:January 12, 2007
DVD release date:June 12, 2007
MPAA rating:R
MPAA explanation:strong graphic violence, brutality, terror, and language.

This review was written by Cynthia Fuchs
 

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