Skateland

  • Review Date: May 13, 2011
  • PG-13
  • Genre: Drama
  • 2011
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Common Sense Media says

Lots of teen smoking, drinking in so-so coming-of-age drama.
greenON: Content is age-appropriate for kids this age.
yellowPAUSE: Know your child; some content
may not be right for some kids.
redOFF: Not age-appropriate for kids this age.
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What parents need to know

Parents need to know that this teen coming-of-age drama set in a small Texas town in the early 1980s includes many scenes of partying and teen drinking (mostly beer, but some hard liquor as well), as well as heavy cigarette smoking and a scene of pot smoking. Language is infrequent but fairly strong -- including "s--t" and "a--hole," in addition to some homosexual slurs. There's kissing and some sex, but no nudity is shown. There are also some bullies and fighting. The movie has several female characters who are beginning to assert their identities, but it also treats many other women as objects. The movie isn't particularly good, but some of the actors come from the Twilight franchise, so teens may be interested.

  • Although the movie's major refrain is that the teens in this small Texas town need to do something -- anything -- with their lives (and all the better if they can leave town to do so), very few actually face this challenge or overcome those odds. Viewers see examples of characters who have failed and returned.
  • The main character is passive and irresponsible. He's a talented writer, though viewers rarely see him writing or making any attempt to use his talent to better his life. He'd rather work his job at Skateland and drink with his friends. When something finally happens to him, it's not because of his own doing.
  • A few bullies show up from time to time and threaten violence. In one sequence, they bash in the back window of a car with a baseball bat, which results in a chase and a car crash. Eventually there's a fight sequence that includes smashing with a stick, some blood, and attempted choking.
  • A teen couple kisses and has sex (no nudity shown). Also lots of sexual innuendo, flirting (including one scene of homosexual flirting), and ogling of pretty girls. Though there are some strong women in this story, women are frequently treated as objects.
  • Language is infrequent but strong, including several uses of "s--t" and "a--hole." Also insults like "slut," "faggot," and "queer bait."
  • Not applicable.
  • Teen characters are regularly seen smoking cigarettes, drinking all kinds of alcohol (mostly beer, as well as some scotch), and occasionally smoking pot. Nearly everyone smokes cigarettes, including adults.

What's the story?

In the early 1980s in a small Texas town, Ritchie Wheeler (Shiloh Fernandez), wants to be a writer but enjoys his job at the local Skateland roller rink. He likes drinking, partying, and hanging out with his buddies, including motorcycle racer/hometown hero Brent (Heath Freeman). He's close friends with Brent's pretty little sister, Michelle (Ashley Greene); she clearly has feelings for him, but he's still drawn to his blond ex. Unfortunately, times are changing, and the roller rink is shutting down soon. Worse, Brent attracts some unwanted attention when he begins dating the ex-girlfriend of a nasty bully. Will Ritchie be drawn irreversibly into a small-town soap opera for the rest of his life, or will his writing talent take him to a more promising future?


Is it any good?

 

Anthony Burns makes his directorial debut with this aimless coming-of-age tale, which happens to be about an equally aimless hero; Ritchie never really takes any action of his own. The movie tries to capture the mood of a time and place, but instead the scenes feel arbitrary and sometimes even pointless. Even the camera never seems certain about being in the right place. Some shots appear to have been captured accidentally or randomly.

SKATELAND has an interesting sub-theme with its female characters: Ritchie's mother splits up from his dad and gets her own apartment, and his younger sister is a take-charge kind of girl. Most of these women appear to be asserting their independence for the first time, but at the same time, the movie allows its male characters to ogle and objectify other female characters. Ultimately, while some of the movie's period details don't seem quite right, it's certainly realistic. But the lesson here is that realism doesn't necessarily translate into interesting cinema.


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What families can talk about

  • Families can talk about the smoking and drinking in the movie. Are they glamorized? What are the real-life consequences for both?

  • Some of the female characters appear to be asserting their own personalities, but other women are treated as objects or stereotypes. What's the movie's view of women?

  • Why is it so hard to leave a small town to take your first big step in life? What are the pros and cons of small-town life -- both in reality and in movies/TV shows?


This review was written by Jeffrey M. Anderson

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This review was written by Jeffrey M. Anderson
Studio:Freestyle Releasing
Director:Anthony Burns
Cast:Ashley Greene, James LeGros, Shiloh Fernandez
Genre:Drama
Run time:98 minutes
Theatrical release date:May 13, 2011
DVD release date:August 30, 2011
MPAA rating:PG-13
MPAA explanation:violence, some sexuality, language, substance abuse and smoking - involving teens

This review was written by Jeffrey M. Anderson
 

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