Space Cowboys (PG-13, 2000)

SPACE COWBOYS centers around four hot-dogging test pilots (Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones, James Garner, and Donald Sutherland), who were thrown out of the space program and replaced by a monkey. Forty years later, they are called back into action when a Russian communications satellite begins to fall down out of the sky. It turns out that the satellite's guidance system is, mysteriously, none other than the very guidance system set up by former hot dog Frank Corvin (Clint Eastwood). And it also turns out, mysteriously, that for unrevealed "political" reasons, NASA wants the satellite repaired, not destroyed. Less mysteriously, it also turns out that Corvin won't fix the thing unless NASA lets him go up and do it himself, accompanied by his old team, despite the fact that "the last time they trained for a space program, people were driving cars with fins on them."

If we needed someone to save the world, wouldn't Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones, James Garner, and Donald Sutherland be the guys to do it? Or at least wouldn't it be fun to watch those guys play "Leisure World astronauts" showing off their right stuff? If your answer is yes, this is your movie.

Director Eastwood takes his time, giving us a prolonged black and white intro, with the stars' voices coming from younger actors portraying them circa 1958. Then we have to get acquainted with the problem, NASA has to come to Corvin for help, he has to turn them down, then get his old nemesis to agree to let him get his over-the-hill-gang back together, then they have to go through training and show those young upstart astronauts a thing or two, and then comes ten, nine, eight, seven, and all the rest of it and we're out in space. The script is weak and saggy and the plot is predictable. The last scene is weirdly maudlin, even macabre. But the effortless star quality of these guys, so clearly still in their prime, is undimmed.

Studio: Warner Bros.
Director: Clint Eastwood
Cast: Clint Eastwood, Donald Sutherland, James Garner, Tommy Lee Jones
Genre: Comedy
Run time: 130 minutes
Theatrical release: August 4, 2000
DVD release: April 17, 2001
MPAA Rating: PG-13
MPAA explanation: some language