Totally Awesome (NR, 2006)

Charlie (Mikey Day) and Lori (Dominique Swain) move from Pittsburgh to California. On the first day of school, Charlie finds he's at the bottom of the "cool rankings" list. With him at the bottom is Billie Bunts (Nicki Clyne), who is reviled for making her own clothes and being "oily and poor." Charlie longs to impress popular, big-haired Kimberly (Sweet Valley High's Brittany Daniel) and replace cool-guy Kip (Joey Kern). Meanwhile, Lori is crushed when she learns that dancing has been outlawed because some kids had a dance in a barn and their "feet came loose," killing the kids instantly. When she meets the school's former dance instructor and current janitor Gabriel Chris Kattan), she falls in love and hatches a plan to get dancing legalized again by performing the dangerous starfire dance move after the decathlon.

Wanna have an '80s teen movie marathon, but crappier? Condense them all into an hour and a half, sprinkle in some really horrible dance moves, and enjoy TOTALLY AWESOME, the '80s movie spoof by the channel that brought you I Love the '80s. If the plot sounds insane, it is. But it's not meant to be sane. It's meant to cram in as many references to '80s movies as possible. There are the Dirty Dancing dance practice scenes, with Kattan's perfect Patrick Swayze mullet. There's the fabulously snarky dance number a la Staying Alive (headbands and all). There's the best-friend-as-lover moments a la Some Kind of Wonderful, complete with fingerless knit gloves. And of course there are the big hair and pink leather skirt ensembles with shoulder pads (part of every '80s teen movie).

The true fabulousness of this film will probably be lost on younger generations, since they're unlikely to have the encyclopedic knowledge of the '80s celebrated in the I Love the '80s series of clip shows. There's a reason this movie originally aired on VH1 and not MTV. It's aimed at an older demographic.