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White Noise
- Review Date: May 15, 2005
- PG-13
- Genre: Thriller
- 2005
Common Sense Media says
Dumb would-be thriller -- save your money.
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What parents need to know
Parents need to know that this movie is a thriller with an overall theme that may be disturbing to some family members. There are brief grisly images and references to violence and some scary (but well within PG-13-range) surprises. A character attempts suicide and others are killed, including one who is shot. There is brief strong language and brief drinking. The movie contains a reference to "an earthquake in India" that may be upsetting due to current events. And according to this movie, only white, middle class people communicate with each other after death.
What's the story?
WHITE NOISE stars Michael Keaton as Jonathan Rivers, who is blissfully married to such a completely beautiful and perfect and loving (and newly pregnant) woman (Chandra West) that you know she'll be toast within fifteen minutes after we meet her. Sure enough, after a half-heard "I love you" as she drives away and an incomplete voicemail, she disappears. Her body is found sometime later and it appears that after a car crash, she was severely wounded and unable to save herself after falling into the river. Jonathan notices that a man has been following him. The man says his name is Raymond Price and he has been receiving messages from Jonathan's wife. At first, Jonathan does not believe him, but then, well, it would be a pretty short movie if he was not convinced. So then the real story gets going – about how he starts to get messages from people who aren't actually dead yet and how all of this meddling with powers he does not understand is deeply upsetting to, well, the powers he does not understand.
Is it any good?
The plot of White Noise is not the point. It's all about the thrill ride. The problem is that it's just not that thrilling. Every would-be surprise is telegraphed in advance with the most venerable and uninspired of movie cliches, everything that has been done to, um, death over and over and over and then successfully parodied and ridiculed to death in movies from Scream to Scary Movie.
The camera closes in tight on someone, so we know something is happening just outside the frame. The music builds and we know something bad is about to happen. Someone promises not to leave and then he does and...something bad happens. And of course the secret hideout is all drippy exposed beams and sputtering lights. Yawn. This isn't an especially bad movie. It just isn't an especially good one. Jonathan's wife is supposed to be a writer whose latest book is called The Eternal Wait. As I checked my watch to see how much longer the movie was going to go on, I felt that should have been the title of the movie.
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Frightning...
It was good overall but at some parts it was very scary and suprising. Some language.
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Held on to pillow....
WOW....a bit scary...even a part where my hubby jumped!!! To think that there may be times when those things happen when our loved ones reach out to us from beyond.....WOW!!!!
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Great movie!
There is somthing wrong with my nerves, so I didn't think anything of the "Jumping" parts. :D
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A Good Scare
Not bad for those wanting a good scare!
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Bored to Death
I was so excited when i first saw the comercial, but when i went to see it i almost fell asleep!
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Perfect flim for a All Girl Sleepover!
This movie is a perfect choice for a All Girl Sleep Over! You scream every 10 seconds and it makes the movie alot more fun to see. There are lots of jump scenes and some sucpence which mathes the scary music PERFECT! It is a ausome film. I would say 11+ should see it but they need to have a little experince on scary movies before this one. Before they see (if they are 11 or younger) get them ready to see this with "The Haunting","Signs", and "The Village".
Those movies are good to get them ready for this.
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| Studio: | Universal Pictures |
| Director: | Geoffrey Sax |
| Cast: | Chandra West, Ian McNeice, Michael Keaton |
| Genre: | Thriller |
| Run time: | 101 minutes |
| Theatrical release date: | January 7, 2005 |
| DVD release date: | May 17, 2005 |
| MPAA rating: | PG-13 |
| MPAA explanation: | violence, disturbing images and language |
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