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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

  • Is it age appropriate?

    About our ratings

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    Not age appropriate for kids under 13, age appropriate for kids over 15; suggested age 13.
  • Is it any good?

    1.0
  • Common Sense says

    Too violent for kids, too childish for grown-ups.

Themes in this movie include:   revenge

Why We Rated This iffy for Ages 13–15

The good stuff

  • Role models:

    Duke and the other G.I. Joes are depicted as hard-fighting-yet-sensitive warriors who are focused on their mission and protecting each other. Their Cobra enemies are painted as wholly villainous (no complex bad guys here!).
 

What to watch out for

  • Messages:

    Although the movie theoretically promotes the concept of international cooperation to defeat threats, any true positive takeaway is neutralized by the movie's total divorce from reality and non-stop violent mayhem.
  • Violence:

    Constant extreme -- though generally bloodless -- action violence. A man has a white-hot metal mask affixed to his face. Characters are shot, decapitated, and stabbed and slashed with swords and throwing stars. Characters fight both hand-to-hand and with firearms, and there are intense martial arts sequences. People fall from great heights. Planes, ships, and other vehicles fire on each other with a plethora of weapons and missiles. Lots of general mayhem and destruction. In flashback, children engage in brutal violence involving frying pans, flames, martial arts weapons, and more. A child murders a teacher -- it's off-screen, but the body is seen. Surgical imagery.
  • Sex:

    Some kissing, cleavage, and discussion of "touching."
  • Language:

    Some moderate strong language, including "s--t," "bastards," "piss," "a--holes," "damn," "hell," "bitch," "crap," "goddamn," "oh my God," and more.
  • Consumerism:

    The film is based on a cartoon series that itself was based on a toy line (and the movie was actually co-produced by Hasbro, which makes those toys), so you could argue that the whole thing is an exercise in product placement. Other brands visible or mentioned include Hummer, Mercedes-Benz, Double Bubble, and Cisco.
  • Drinking, drugs, & smoking:

    A super-soldier serum lets people "feel no pain" and has implied adddictive and narcotic effects.
 

What Parents Need to Know

About G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Parents need to know that this relentless action adventure inspired by the '80s cartoon/toy line is filled with extreme (albeit minimally bloody/gory) violence. Kids will want to see it because they're the ones who play with the toys, but there's no end to the parade of characters who are slashed, stabbed, shot, or dispatched invarious other ways (it's important to note that, unlike in the similarly inspired Transformers movies, most of the victims here are people, not machines). There's also a lot of potentially scary medical imagery -- needles, scalpels, painful-looking procedures, and more -- and some intermittent strong language (including "s--t"). And Hasbro, the company that makes G.I. Joe toys, co-produced the movie -- meaning that the story doesn't contain product placement so much as the product placement contains a story.

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Families Can Talk About

  • Families can talk about the movie's violence. Despite dozens of on-screen deaths, the movie earned a PG-13 rating -- do you think that's accurate? Do bloodless deaths have less impact than gorier ones?
  • It's also worth talking about the consumerism side of things. What do kids make of the fact that this is a moviebased on a line of toys? Is the movie's goal to sell more toys? If not, what is it?
  • Why do you think the movie takes a fantasy-oriented approach to bothviolence and terrorism? Does it make those issues any less scary?

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  1. Teen Reviewer Age 16
    Lives in Florida
    I rate this title on for age 12 and give it 5.0
    My concerns are:
    • Excessive violence
    • Inappropriate language
    • Excessive consumerism

    • My highlights are:
    • Good role models

    omg this is the best movie you will ever see in your life. when i was little i was a big fan of the cartoons, and when this one came out my brother saw the premier and said it was great. he wanted me to see it, but i said no, i didnt want to, then i saw it with my family, and i watched it again as soon as it was over. there is an excellent plot which explains alot of the cartoons if you saw them, and there are lots of interesting flashbacks. this is overall a very well done movie. i bought it as soon as possible and watch it almost daily without getting bored. there is violence, but it gives the movie an extra kick. they cuss some, but it doesnt take away from the movie. there is product placement, including cisco, hummer and dubble bubble, but who cares? i like dubble bubble anyway. i CANNOT believe common sense only gave this 1 star, that isnt common sense at all! more like no sense! this movie is so amazing i reccomend it to anyone who does not want to be boring. after you see this, even if you didnt want to see it in the first place, you will love it. trust me. ps the casting is great, especially channing tatum(hes so hot). they all exactly match their cartoon version.

  2. Teen Reviewer Age 16
    Lives in Florida
    I rate this title on for age 12 and give it 5.0
    My concerns are:
    • Excessive violence
    • Inappropriate language
    • Excessive consumerism

    • My highlights are:
    • Good role models

    omg this is the best movie you will ever see in your life. when i was little i was a big fan of the cartoons, and when this one came out my brother saw the premier and said it was great. he wanted me to see it, but i said no, i didnt want to, then i saw it with my family, and i watched it again as soon as it was over. there is an excellent plot which explains alot of the cartoons if you saw them, and there are lots of interesting flashbacks. this is overall a very well done movie. i bought it as soon as possible and watch it almost daily without getting bored. there is violence, but it gives the movie an extra kick. they cuss some, but it doesnt take away from the movie. there is product placement, including cisco, hummer and dubble bubble, but who cares? i like dubble bubble anyway. i CANNOT believe common sense only gave this 1 star, that isnt common sense at all! more like no sense! this movie is so amazing i reccomend it to anyone who does not want to be boring. after you see this, even if you didnt want to see it in the first place, you will love it. trust me. ps the casting is great, especially channing tatum(hes so hot). they all exactly match their cartoon version.

  3. I rate this title iffy for age 10 and give it 4.0
    My concerns are:
    • Excessive violence

    My 12 year old girl liked it

    Might be a little too violent...plenty of people "die". You don't see it too much. Some that you do see are graphic, just off screen. A person gets his head cut off in one scene, but most are implied.

  4. Teen Reviewer Age 16
    I rate this title on for age 11 and give it 5.0
    My concerns are:
    • Excessive violence
    • Inappropriate language

    A masterpiece!!!

    This was a great movie, I saw it with some friends and loved it. The only bad scene, is where a body gets eaten from the inside out. See it today!!!!

  5. Adult Reviewer
    I rate this title off for age 12 and give it 1.0

    The worst movie of the century

    This movie was so mindless i felt dumber for watching it... For all you adults out there don't waste your time or money.

  6. Kid Reviewer Age 12
    I rate this title iffy for age 10 and give it 5.0

    great movie for any action lover!!

    this is an amazing movie!! one of the greatest of 2009! great action and acting. some of the special effects are brilliant i was never a gi joe fan but this movie is brilliant i have no idea why common sense gave it one star! ur kids will love and i think some parents will also enjoy it watch this movie!!!!

  7. I rate this title on for age 14 and give it 4.0
    • My highlights are:
    • Positive messages

    loved the movie-good versuses evil!!

  8. I rate this title on for age 5 and give it 5.0
    My concerns are:
    • Inappropriate sexual content
    • Drinking, smoking, or drug use

    • My highlights are:
    • Good role models

    Good potential sequel

    Sets up for a good sequel!

  9. I rate this title iffy for age 13 and give it 4.0
    My concerns are:
    • Excessive violence
    • Inappropriate language

    Great movie

    I thought it was good. It had lots of great action, but it is pretty intense and violent for kids. There's also a bit of swearing, but if they're at least 13, they'll be fine.

  10. Kid Reviewer Age 12
    I rate this title iffy for age 12 and give it 4.0
    My concerns are:
    • Excessive violence
    • Inappropriate language

    • My highlights are:
    • Positive messages

    Great movie with action and adventure, a little intense but very good.!

  11. Adult Reviewer
    Lives in Washington
    I rate this title on for age 11 and give it 3.0

    special effects with a bunch of bad guys vs good guys

    Just another action flick that is pure hollywood special effects. I would buy the DVD as a time killer, but there are really no positive messages here. Language is OK. No sex. GI Joe II is coming.

  12. Kid Reviewer Age 10
    I rate this title on for age 12 and give it 4.0
    My concerns are:
    • Excessive violence

    • My highlights are:
    • Good role models

    I thought it was good violence was the worst part.

  13. I rate this title on for age 13 and give it 4.0
    My concerns are:
    • Excessive violence
    • Inappropriate sexual content
    • Inappropriate language
    • Drinking, smoking, or drug use

    • My highlights are:
    • Positive messages
    • Good role models

    Good movie, but there is alot of human suffering and violence with some blood, some sex, some menace, and other mature themes.

  14. I rate this title on for age 9 and give it 3.0
    My concerns are:
    • Excessive violence

    ok

    Me, my grandma, my friend, and his grandma saw this movie. The first hour SUCKS but it gets a little better. It is way too violent for kids under 8

  15. I rate this title on for age 9 and give it 1.0
    My concerns are:
    • Inappropriate language

    Awful trash that gets worse and orse. The accelarator suits are sweet, but they get around 5 minutes in the spotlight! A truly rubbish story.

  16. Parent Reviewer
    I rate this title iffy for age 12 and give it 3.0
    My concerns are:
    • Excessive violence

    Over-the-top violence for under 13 - unecessary for all ages...

    I was put off by the extreme violence. I pre-viewed it for my 9 year-old and had to tell him he'll have to wait a couple years to see it. The decapitations (I counted three) were the worst of the violence. Unnecessary in a movie targeting early teens!

  17. Kid Reviewer Age 10
    I rate this title on for age 6 and give it 4.0
    My concerns are:
    • Excessive violence

  18. Parent Reviewer
    I rate this title on for age 13 and give it 3.0
    My concerns are:
    • Excessive violence
    • Inappropriate sexual content
    • Inappropriate language
    • Excessive consumerism

    • My highlights are:
    • Good role models

    Not for tweens and below - yes for teens

    Great movie for teenage boys! My boys (age 7 and 9) were too young for it. My husband and I covered their eyes through most of the previews at the theater and when the scenes with needles and scalpels appeared. It was just too intense for the young guys. Again, teenage boys will enjoy it and I did like the fact the women could be heroes, too!

  19. Kid Reviewer Age 11
    I rate this title on for age 11 and give it 5.0
    My concerns are:
    • Inappropriate language

    • My highlights are:
    • Good role models

    Go Joe

    Great movie but is kinda freaky and has a lot of cuzing.

  20. I rate this title on for age 13 and give it 5.0
    My concerns are:
    • Excessive violence

    • My highlights are:
    • Positive messages
    • Good role models

    I fell in love with this one

    i gotta tell ya im not really into these kinda movies i only went becuz of Channing Tatum but i actually luved this movie it was so good it kept u on the edge of ur seat it was a little violent for the youger kids that like G.I. Joe but nothing to fret over

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