Old Dogs (PG, 2009)

common sense media says

Clueless-dad comedy is forgettable family fluff.


parents & educators say
  • 44% say there are positive role models
  • 44% say there are positive messages

What parents need to know

Parents need to know that this Robin Williams/John Travolta family comedy from the director of Wild Hogs includes lots of sight gags and physical humor, as well as jokey references to relationships and the "birds and the bees," but it's generally family friendly. Although there's no overt sexuality aside from some flirting and a kiss between adult characters, older kids will surely understand that a central couple consummated their marriage, as short-lived as it was. The wedding night in question also includes a scene of the main characters drinking huge cocktails, and it's obvious that they're comically drunk. There's no serious violence, but characters frequently fall and/or are injured in comic ways. 

Educational value: Not applicable.
Positive messages: The importance of family is demonstrated by Dan, who chooses a chance to be with his new family over a lucrative business deal. Dan and Charlie's lifelong relationship is also a good example of a loyal, unconditional friendship. But Vicki's decision to keep the twins a secret for seven years sends an iffier message.
Positive role models: Dan and Charlie are good examples of unconditional friends, and Dan learns what it means to unleash his imagination and be a playful father to his kids. That said, the main characters also get drunk and sometimes behave immaturely.
Violence & scariness: Comic, slapstick-style violence: Dan falls while getting a spray tan; a particularly violent game of Ultimate Frisbee leaves the protagonists bruised and battered; a character ends up with a bloody face; Dan and Charlie crack each other's joints while warming up for a game. A character is kept trapped in a gorilla's embrace.
Sexy stuff: Charlie flirts with many women. Dan flirts with and kisses Vicki. Older kids will understand that Dan and Vicki slept together the night that they impulsively got married, which resulted in the twins. Jokey references to "the birds and the bees." One scene shows a lot of Dan's body (but no sensitive parts).
Language: Relatively mild language: "idiot" and a few scatalogical words like "poop," "farting," and "scat."
Consumerism: Brands featured include Volvo, Apple, and Friday the 13th.
Drinking, drugs, & smoking: Charlie and Dan get drunk in Miami, drinking huge cocktails and flirting with equally inebriated women. Dan ends up marrying a woman he meets that very night. The two also take many prescription pills that have odd side effects, like lack of depth perception, ravenous hunger, and a Joker-like smile.

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What to talk about

Talk to your kids
  • Families can talk about the movie's message about the importance of family relationships. What do characters learn about choosing between family and business obligations?
  • Is Dan's reaction to the news that he's a father believable? How are older fathers portrayed in the movie? Are the grandpa and senior-citizen jokes funny or repetitive?

What's the story?

What's the story?
In OLD DOGS, Charlie (John Travolta) and Dan (Robin Williams) are best friends/business partners on the verge of a multimillion dollar deal with a Japanese company. Then Dan receives a message from a memorable ex, Vicki (Kelly Preston), who tells him that, as the result of their impulsive (and annulled) one-night marriage, he's father of her 7-year-old twins, Emily (Ella Bleu Travolta) and Zach (Conner Rayburn). Because Vicki has to serve a two-week jail sentence for peaceful protesting, she needs someone to watch the twins. Dan enthusiastically agrees to care for his son and daughter and enlists Charlie's help to connect with the twins while simultaneously securing the lucrative Japanese contract.

Is it any good?

Is it any good?
 

Although there are a few funny gags in Old Dogs, the old-guys-raising-kids premise is tired and predictable. Between the repetitive "grandpa" jokes and slapstick comedy, there's little that audiences haven't seen before (including a scene of Williams' barely clad body). Williams and Travolta are clearly at ease together, but the cast's familiarity with each other (Travolta's entire immediate family is in the film) doesn't make up for the movie's lazy writing and formulaic plot (is there ever really a doubt that Dan will land a new family and the deal of a lifetime?).

Probably the only really memorable part of Old Dogs is seeing the final on-screen performance of late, great comedian Bernie Mac, who plays a genius puppeteer in a small part. Other supporting players (most of whom have too little to do with their comedic talents) include Seth Green, Justin Long, Dax Shepard, and Luis Guzman. A much funnier plot could have centered around Green and Long as Williams' long-lost twins, instead of the movie's not particularly charming child actors....

Movie themes & details

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Movie Details
Studio: Walt Disney Pictures
Director: Walt Becker
Cast: John Travolta, Kelly Preston, Robin Williams
Genre: Comedy
Run time: 88 minutes
Theatrical release: November 25, 2009
DVD release: March 9, 2010
MPAA Rating: PG
MPAA explanation: some mild rude humor
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What parents & educators say

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Based on 18 parent & educator reviews:
  • 44% say there are positive role models
  • 44% say there are positive messages
  • 44% say there's too much drinking, drugs, or smoking

Most useful reviews by all members

Novalita
kid, 13 years old
 
awesome movie
It was a great movie, but it refered to some innapropriet things.

redbelt 09
kid, 11 years old
 
good comedy but a little boring
i think it was a good, funny movie but was boring in the beggening. it is violent when they play ultimante frisbee, because one of the guys gets beat up and another gets a bloody lip. it also shows a scene from friday the 13th. they use idiot once or twice, but it isnt used enough for me to select language. they take pills that make them act weird, wich is kind of drugs. it has a ton of rude humor, words like diera, poo poo, and a kid tutes. a man gets hit in the privates by a golf ball

BeachCat
parent of 12 year old
 
A Family Flick for sure!!!
This is a GREAT movie for the whole family! On the PSP, the label is visible and they talk about the car company Nissan. Old Dogs sad at one part where Charlie's dog dies but, there is nothing sad in the rest of the movie. It's also Hilarious at some parts. If you don't know what to rent or see in theatres with the "fam", go see Old Dogs. It's Great!

Auddrey.
teen, 15 years old
 
10+ :)
Hmm. Really? Freaking out over Friday the 13th. Its not like they show it. This movie isn't innapropriate. Just not for young kids or they will be walking around laughing and saying "haha, farting"

Amira1976
parent of 9 and 13 year old
 
Quite boring for adults but good laugh for younger kids
I m Hungarian and we watched it with my 8 and 11 y-o with subtitles.I found it fairly boring and agree with those who said it was nothing special. For me Robin Williams in Captain Hook or John Travolta in Phenomenon were way more entertaining and this film was a great disappointment.Bed time story with Adam Sandler was much funnier too. I couldn't even think of a good message it had. Being a mother I could not identify with Kelly Preston, the mother. Why on earth would anyone keep in secret having twins for 7 years and not tell about it to the father? The story s too direct, without excitement , but there are some laughs . My 8 y-o son definitely loved it and he said he wanted to watch it dubbed. My daughter said the same.

PrincessLeia
teen, 17 years old
 
DON'T LISTEN TO THE CRITICS!
It's been a long time since I've had a good laugh. This movie is so hilarious, and I was laughing so hard in certain scenes, that it gave me a stomach ache. A lot of humor is just plain silly, but it's just the silly things in the movie that made it funny. Robin Williams was the perfect actor for this movie, not to add, John Travolta was spectacular. I wish people would stop critizing every clean-goodnatured-Disney movie they ever make, because this one truly is entertaining. I review movies based on how much I enjoyed it, not if it freaked me out, or if it was sexy, or because of the dirty humor. "Old Dogs" is a delightful family film, and if you're like me, you'll be laughing through out the whole thing. Please give this movie a chance, and allow yourself to be part of the story. "Old Dogs" made me laugh, it made me cry, and it moved me. Overall, this is the type of movie you like based on your own opinion, not on how others view it. Watch it! You'll love it, I promise!

gboconnor
parent of 8 year old
 
Beware the dog dying scene.
The main thing my 7 yr old daughter didn't like about the movie was that the long time friend of one character, his dog, dies in the movie. For a 7 yr old who has her own dog, this was very upsetting. And no where in any info does it warn you about this.

pielover1088
kid, 12 years old
 
The begginning was a little innapropriate, you can definitly tell they slept together and that is how the kids appeared.The rest of the movie was extremly funny, and suitable for younger kids. No bad language, except for the "stupid" and "poop" type of language. Overall it was a great movie, recomend for ages 9+.

davis4
adult
 
3 generations went to see this movie, me, mom, and kids. we all loved it!! it was hilarious at times! some of the funny stuff was more adult humor, but the kids still thought it was funny.

movieman4
kid, 12 years old
 
Sexual Content (PG): Mild sexual refrences. Jokes about a gay couple. Language (G): Some mild curses. Drugs/Tobacco/Alchohol (G): Alchohol is consumed once. Violence (G): Mild beatings.

Mark Z
parent of 11 and 14 year old
 
Yes, you know from the first frame of the movie how the story will unfold and end. However, while the trip is predictable, the acting, cameos and tempo of the film make it a very enjoyable experience. My kids are 9 and 12 and both loved it. Everyone in theater shared their enthusiasm and laughed throughout the film. The movie was not at all hard edged and was utterly appropriate for my kids. The reference to Friday the 13th, which caused one reviewer concern, was offered only to demonstrate Travolta's absolute lack of expertise with what is and what is not appropriate for kids. All in all a fun and harmless film that charmed all in out theater; kids and adults alike.

Sonja2
parent of 15 year old
 
Hilarious almost must see movie
I highly recommend this movie to mostly all people. This movie has very good moral messages, for example, that family is important. Although, these values are not shown in the beginning of the movie where, for example, Robin WIlliams gets a tatoo.

onetimeposter
parent of 8 year old
 
Bleh - possibly the worst movie I've ever seen.
Honestly - this is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Even my kids (ages 9 & 7), who love old dumb Disney movies (like That Darn Cat and Herbie) felt that this was boring. It was a ridiculously formulaic story, acted out badly, edited haphazardly and laced with brutal "comic" violence. Bleh. Please - learn from my mistake and DON'T spend any money on this junk!

SuperParent
parent of 12 and 15 year old
 
MY GIANT JOHN TRAVOLTA
John Travolta mentions that his kids haven't the first or second Friday the 13th! Not to mention! THOSE FILMS ARE BLOODY!!!! NOT RECOMMENDED FOR KIDS

 
I think that the movie was very good, My friend and I were laughing so hard. The premise of the movie was about friends sticking together and families being together.A scene were they're in the bar in Miami was suggestive, but not inappropriate. A few sad moments but mostly really funny.

lol panda
kid, 13 years old
 
Kind of disappointing but funny
I think this was a funny movie with a positive message but I was a little disappointed because the commercials 4 it made it look really funny and good. There is a scene at a bar that isn't that bad but i don't think kids under 8 should c this movie.

Matan
kid, 10 years old
 
witty
stupid movie and a lot of sex

Justino4
teen, 14 years old
 
Toning Down the Vulgar Scale
Old Dogs was disappointing. It had an adult theme to it and some brief sexual/drinking scenes. There was no cussing of any kind which I think was their way of "toning down" the vulgar scale. It didn't work, because the movie wasn't that funny AND it had adult jokes all over the place.

grantlyp108
teen, 15 years old
 
A Great Family Comedy!
An Awesome Family Movie that made me smile and laugh and i think your family will to. There is some alcohol use in this movie but thats pretty much the only problem. Other than that, its a great comedy movie that the whole family will enjoy and laugh at!

LissaNicky
teen, 15 years old
 
okay but not a favorite
I thought this was an okay movie. It was pretty boring in some parts but funny in others. Some of the flirting was alittle too much for little kids.

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