I'm a teacher from Greensburrow Kentucky who read this Satinized Book. You may think that I'm overstating when I say this, but I'm not. I went on the audiobook and found out that they say [email protected]
# 49 times, Sh%$ 112 times, and [email protected]
29 times. There are at least three different times with sexual content. Even if you take out all of these parts, the book is still horrible. It is wwaaaaaayyyy too fast paced, kinda like if you read 5 hours worth of a deranged teen's texts. The beginning kinda skips through introducing anybody, and I only really knew the narrator/main character's name on page 149. The middle of the book is still really bad, but it does slow down a little bit. It still reminds me of a run-on sentence that lasted 45 minutes. At the end, the little girlfriend dies from the Feed, and the boy basically rapes her. It is not sad, it's kinda like if someone you knew turned out to be Hitler and died. I had a couple of kids read this in the gifted program, which I teach, and I'm afraid that they might sue me. Once you take out all of the cussing and sex, even a kinda smart 1st grader might make a better book. I debated adding Educational Value on this because it could explain human anatomy. When reading this book, I just randomly started screaming. I live in a three story apartment, and the neighbors called the police multiple times. When the police arrived they asked about why I was screaming, and if anyone had to go to jail. I just said that the book was hurting me bad. The policeman kinda scoffed at me and picked up the book and read the back of the page. He then started screaming like a frickin banshee. The next day I locked the book in my refrigerator so it couldn't hurt me. I took it to the zoo and let the goats read it. They started screaming. I let a bunch of animals at the zoo read the book and they too started screaming in pain.The zookeeper yelled at me and called the police. I got charged for animal abuse. When I returned home from jail, my little kids asked me why I was so late. I told them that I had a big job interview and went to bed very early. At like 12:00 in the night, I heard screaming. Then I saw a little kid with the book in his hands. Please put that this helped you, do it for the kid.
This title contains:
Violence & scariness
Drinking, Drugs & Smoking