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Wolfenstein: The New Order

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October 8, 2022
Death At The Gates Again.
Ah Wolfenstein TNO. truly a masterpiece but for older teens and adults only. Violence 90/100, TNO
has a lot of violence including people being tested on by nazis, hate crimes, and dogs biting the player. The main protagonist B.J. Blazkowicz uses an arsenal of weapons such as assault rifles, shotguns, pistols, marksman rifles, grenades, knives, MGs, and laser guns to kill and maim nazi enemies resulting in bloody mist and blood sprays and occasionally large blood stains, duel wielding weapons will result in head, arm, and leg removal with chunks and blood flying everywhere as well as the removal of skin and meat resulting in exposed ribs all while enemies scream and cry. stealth kill will result in the character stabbing enemies in the head, throat, and chest with his knife with blood spurts and sometimes blood stains but they are nazis so it's better and is a helpful thing. Language 40/100, f*ck, and sh*t are used frequently. Drinking and drugs 10/100, B.J. does psychedelics but it's comedic and short. Sex and nudity 75/100, B.J. and his partner Anya have sex on a train with no nudity but some movement and later have sex again more up close but it's all healthy and consensual. The protagonist is a good man he is sensitive and loves his friends and helps people in need and is a revolutionary. lots of diversity and good representation lots of good messages as well PLAY IT!!!!!! Thanks for reading it hope it helps.
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January 2, 2023
This game is amazing. Bj is cool and who ever says he is not, you opinion is not valid.
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August 12, 2022
The greatest Nazi killing action game series that has ever existed.
I would highly recommend Wolfenstien: The new order because if you’re a fan of both killing Nazis and COD WW2 you would love this series! Despite the violence being over the top sometimes you don’t even notice, plus the not like you’re the nazi, you’re the Nazi KILLER. I understand there may be some sex in the game however it’s not graphic and there isn’t any nudity (plus it only happens twice and the scenes are dead short.) I’m 14 and I played this a while ago and I think Wolfenstien the new order is the most memorable Wolfenstien game in the series because of both it’s story and it’s characters. I would highly recommend this game to anyone who is either into killing Nazis or has played COD WW2.
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June 7, 2022
good game, sometimes tough, engaging story and fun gameplay.
This game puts Nazis in their place. That place being face down in a toilet trying to breathe their own urine. 4/5
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November 26, 2021
There are very few games where I agree with CSM’s age rating but this is definitely one of them.
Wolfenstein TNO takes place in an alternate history where the Nazi’s took over the world and its up to you to save it. Beware though, this game is incredibly dark and graphic and for an adult audience only. The violence is incredibly brutal with sequences that made me look away such as a full on chainsaw torture scene and where one of your soldiers gets his eyes gauged out by Deathshead, the main antagonist. Although there are other villains other than Deathshead such as Frau Engel and Bubi, Deathshead is the main villain. Gun combat is frantic and bloody with large sprays of blood accompanying each shot. Takedowns consist of the player stabbing the enemy in the throat. Although it’s very gory, it’s very quick and easy to miss. The game also has some very dark moments such as witnessing a whole asylum gunned down by the Nazi’s and a whole level inside a concentration camp aka Camp Bellica. The sex is infrequent but semi severe. There are 2 sex scenes in the entire game but they can both be skipped as they are cutscenes. Moaning is heard and breasts can be seen but no genitalia male or female. Swearing is frequent and graphic with multiple uses of the c word and plenty of f bombs. Overall, it’s a fantastic single player game but it should be left to teens 18 and up.
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May 30, 2021
Great story, challenging and amazing soundtrack
This game has a really great story, gameplay and soundtrack. It's quite challenging and adrenaline pumping. There are a few jumpscares but none of them are scary.
The only reason I rated it 16+ is that it has some adult scenes and gore. Gore can be disturbing but in this game its not as bad as it is in wolfenstein 2. There are like 2 sex scenes in this game so beware
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September 25, 2020
An amazing shooter with great writing
This game is a blast. The balance between mayhem and stealth is one of the best I have ever seen. Level design is great, not too linear but not too confusing, and for the most part compliments either playstyle. When it comes to the age rating, violence is definitely the main issue. Stealth kills are relatively tame, a simple stab or throat slit with some blood. But shootouts are really bloody, with body parts exploding into gory chunks, and dismembered corpses litter the room after action sequences. The way its depicted is more exciting than disturbing, as with most games. Not all the violence is fun though, one scene in particular will cause even the most hardcore players to squirm. Profanity is average for a FPS. Sexual content isn't too bad, but still noteworthy. The difficulty is quite toned down, even the hardest difficulty isn't too demanding (aside from a few scenes). For a game based around bloody carnage, the story is quite riveting. Characters are well-developed, B.J is way more than a bloodthirsty soldier. The side characters are memorable, both the good and the bad. Most importantly, it treats its subject matter with care while still remaining a thrilling game.
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August 18, 2020
My thoughts
In the game, basically right near the start after getting out the plane you have to choose who dies which changes the timeline (it doesn't show you the dissection, only at the end)
In the game, humans can literally become a flesh mess
There is a few sex scenes as well, with no nudity
Characters such as Fergus and the main character swear a lot, and I mean a lot.
In a "jail" you can see bodies being burnt and if a robotic dog jumps on you, you can see blood splatter
I would to be honest put 14+ for those who actually are mature enough to play it (I managed to do it fine myself being 12, not sure why though)
17+ though for a majority of those looking to play
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May 6, 2020
I'm sorry why would you even think this is appropriate for tweens
I first got this game in 2017 I thought it was very cool and exciting and it had a great story. But at the same time the characters in the game especially Fergus Reid Caroline Becker and the main character William J Blazkowicz did nothing but swear. The other thing was all the extremely bad violence the player uses all kinds of lasers guns and knifes to kill nazis from the start to the finish. The most violent scene was the one near the end where the main antagonist general deaths head removes the character you chose to sacrifice brain and eyes using a machine there is also a scene where a super soldier crushes a man called blondies head and dies finally there are two scenes of sex. All in all this game just shows your kid things they don't need to see or know about bu it is still a fantastic first person shooter with outstanding graphics but definitely not for kids.
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November 15, 2018
A Nazi Killin' gory fun fest!
Now, if there is one thing that should be a common pastime for everyone on planet earth, it's killing Nazis. And this game is exactly for that, murdering Nazis in cold blood for no reason other than, "die"! The story is tense, the combat is enjoyable and engaging, ONE OF THE MISSIONS IS GOING INTO OUTER SPACE AND KILLING NAZIS ON THE MOON! I mean come on, that's great. There are some occasional sex scenes, swear words are abundant, and the game can feel kind of dated, but this is an enjoyable experience throughout