I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You

Book review by Kate Pavao, Common Sense Media
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Common Sense says

age 12+

Fun debut of spy school series is OK for tweens.

Parents say

age 12+

Based on 8 reviews

Kids say

age 11+

Based on 71 reviews

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age 12+
If Hogwarts were a school for young spies instead of magic, it might look a lot like the Gallagher Academy for Exceptional Young Women. Fronting as a boarding school for bratty rich girls, it’s really a top-secret training school for spies. The school has hidden passageways, eccentric professors, and a rather unique curriculum, including classes in Covert Operations, Culture and Assimilation, and Protection and Enforcement (kind of like P.E., but way cooler). The heroine of the piece, Cammie “Chameleon” Morgan, is a sophomore and daughter to the headmistress, so naturally, she’s a whiz at spy stuff. When it comes to talking to guys, however, she’s clueless. So what does she do when she’s befriended by a sweet, handsome local boy? She can’t tell him anything about herself (that’s classified!), so she decides to make things up. Before long, the inevitable strains between her new boyfriend and schoolwork begin to form. Can her new beau handle the truth? With excellent world-building detail, sympathetic characters, and a strong heroine, the Gallagher Girls series makes an excellent choice for female teens looking for a new series. Recommended for Ages 13-15.
age 12+


My daughter fell in love with this series. As a result of reading this series she took the initiative to research real life female spies. She found out about Nancy Wake (known as the White Mouse) and started reading books about her involvement in WW2. She even took the initiative to find out what it would take to become an intelligence officer herself. A great series of books that provide strong female characters who make a difference in the world.

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