If You Ever Want to Bring a Piano to the Beach, Don't!

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Jan Carr, Common Sense Media
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Silliness reigns when determined girl drags piano to beach.

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Educational Value

Information about what kids can do at the beach. Seagulls at beach pictured building nests. Sheet music pictured with musical notation. Text looks hand-lettered, resembling the print kids will learn. Magnet letters of the alphabet are pictured on fridge, as is a piece of artwork referencing the first book starring Magnolia, If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don't! 

Positive Messages

Even if things are difficult, you can try to do them. If your initial plan doesn't work out, maybe something else might work out. Natural objects such as shells are fun to play with and can be put to different uses. Kids in families can be different races.

Positive Role Models & Representations

Though the story's couched in silliness, Magnolia is a model for a can-do, determined girl. She rises to challenges, and when her initial plan goes awry, she accepts and sees the beauty in Plan B. The family, composed of kids of different races, happily models diversity.

Violence & Scariness

What parents need to know

Parents need to know that Elise Parsley's If You Ever Want to Bring a Piano to the Beach, Don't!, a sequel to her popular If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don't!, features the same demonically determined narrator, Magnolia, and revels in the same slaphappy silliness. Magnolia, the oldest of three siblings, decides to bring her piano on a family trip to the beach, with predictably ridiculous results -- the piano ends up sodden and floating out to sea. Kids will enjoy being in on the preposterousness, and Magnolia is a refreshingly strong-willed female character. The art pictures a comfortably inclusive family, with siblings of different races.

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Adult Written bythe real bob ross February 3, 2020

tooooooo much sex

when me and my kid were reading this we saw a naked bird

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What's the story?

IF YOU EVER WANT TO BRING A PIANO TO THE BEACH, DON'T! addresses the reader directly, letting "you" know what might happen if you decide to bring a piano the beach. It's narrated by Magnolia, who says, "If your mom says to get ready to play at the beach, she means with a boat, or a Frisbee, or a shovel. She is not talking about the piano." But while mom and siblings are gathering beach balls and slathering on sunscreen, Magnolia decides to take it anyway. She drags it to the sand, sits atop it for her picnic lunch, gets attacked by nest-building seagulls, pushes the piano into the water for "bath time," then borrows her siblings' fishing rod to try to reel it back. With it she snags a small scallop shell, which ends up making a very good "boat, or a Frisbee, or a shovel" -- perfect for the beach!

Is it any good?

Silliness abounds when a determined young girl decides to take her piano to the beach despite her mother's warning, "You'd better not lose it," and though it's hard to lose a piano, lose it she does. Kids will laugh at the absurdity in the text and the very funny art and at Magnolia's faces, which are wildly expressive. Magnolia is the epitome of a single-minded, can-do girl who's not daunted by the challenges of piano moving.

Magnolia narrates the book as instruction to "you" the reader, a form that will be familiar to readers of any of the If You Give a Mouse a Cookie books. As in those, the story circles back to the way it began, providing a satisfying ending. The beach setting adds to the fun in this breezy summer read.

Talk to your kids about ...

  • Families can talk about things people usually bring to the beach. What would be some silly things to bring? Make a list, and make up a story about what would happen if you brought one of those things.

  • Magnolia is extremely determined when she gets an idea. What creative ideas have you had lately? Have you figured out how to carry them out? What would the consequences be?

  • Magnolia's face is very expressive. Can you make faces like that? What do you think she's feeling in different pictures?

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