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By Jan Carr
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Silliness reigns when determined girl drags piano to beach.
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What's the Story?
IF YOU EVER WANT TO BRING A PIANO TO THE BEACH, DON'T! addresses the reader directly, letting "you" know what might happen if you decide to bring a piano the beach. It's narrated by Magnolia, who says, "If your mom says to get ready to play at the beach, she means with a boat, or a Frisbee, or a shovel. She is not talking about the piano." But while mom and siblings are gathering beach balls and slathering on sunscreen, Magnolia decides to take it anyway. She drags it to the sand, sits atop it for her picnic lunch, gets attacked by nest-building seagulls, pushes the piano into the water for "bath time," then borrows her siblings' fishing rod to try to reel it back. With it she snags a small scallop shell, which ends up making a very good "boat, or a Frisbee, or a shovel" -- perfect for the beach!
Is It Any Good?
Silliness abounds when a determined young girl decides to take her piano to the beach despite her mother's warning, "You'd better not lose it," and though it's hard to lose a piano, lose it she does. Kids will laugh at the absurdity in the text and the very funny art and at Magnolia's faces, which are wildly expressive. Magnolia is the epitome of a single-minded, can-do girl who's not daunted by the challenges of piano moving.
Magnolia narrates the book as instruction to "you" the reader, a form that will be familiar to readers of any of the If You Give a Mouse a Cookie books. As in those, the story circles back to the way it began, providing a satisfying ending. The beach setting adds to the fun in this breezy summer read.
Talk to Your Kids About ...
Families can talk about things people usually bring to the beach. What would be some silly things to bring? Make a list, and make up a story about what would happen if you brought one of those things.
Magnolia is extremely determined when she gets an idea. What creative ideas have you had lately? Have you figured out how to carry them out? What would the consequences be?
Magnolia's face is very expressive. Can you make faces like that? What do you think she's feeling in different pictures?
Book Details
- Author :
- Illustrator : Elise Parsley
- Genre : Picture Book
- Topics : Family Stories ( Siblings ) , Arts ( Music and Sing-Along ) , Animals ( Ocean Creatures )
- Book type : Fiction
- Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
- Publication date : May 3, 2016
- Publisher's recommended age(s) : 3 - 6
- Number of pages : 40
- Available on : Nook, Hardback, Apple Books, Kindle
- Last updated : September 30, 2025
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