Common Sense Media Review
Tweens cope with murder, mayhem at quirky family reunion.
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Why Age 9+?
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What's the Story?
As families go, THE SWIFTS are unusual. By tradition, at birth each child gets a name chosen (at random? by fate?) from a very big dictionary, so sibs Felicity, Phenomena, and Shenanigan have relatives with such names as Maelstrom, Inheritance, and Schadenfreude (her parents were traveling in Germany at the time of her birth and had to make do with a German dictionary). Things haven't been right since the long-ago day when ancestor Vile murdered most of his family and vanished -- but not before hiding his ill-gotten wealth, now the object of intense searches every time the Swift clan reunites at The House. The reunion begins with the traditional rehearsal for the funeral of (perfectly healthy) Aunt Schadenfreude, the family Matriarch, but things soon go badly awry, as an attempt on her life is quickly followed by two violent deaths. As the sibs and their newfound cousin Erf discover, all their relatives have something to hide, none of them are what they seem to be, and it's hard to know whom to trust, as the danger is far from over.
Is It Any Good?
Author Beth Lincoln's lively tale finds its tween heroes dealing with murder, mayhem, and missing treasure at a creepy family reunion. If you love big, obscure words ("tintinnabula," "schadenfreude," "pamplemousse"), French and German phrases, and silly wordplay, The Swifts: A Dictionary of Scoundrels is the book for you. But there are also plot twists galore, and characters coping with relatable issues from sibling bickering to just exactly who gets to define who you are, anyway. As one character says,"There will always be people who think they know you better than you know yourself. But I quickly learned that they don't matter; the people who love you are the people who listen."
Talk to Your Kids About ...
Families can talk about the family reunion in The Swifts. Why so many stories find them such a perfect setting for murder and mayhem? Or at least really bad fights. Do you prefer family reunion stories that are sweet and upbeat, or do you like seeing what kind of trouble these gatherings can lead to?
Do you like your name? Do you think you'd be a different person if your parents had decided to call you something different?
Does your family have traditions that you really like? What are they and how are they important in your life?
Book Details
- Author :
- Illustrator : Claire Powell
- Genre : Mystery
- Topics : Adventures , Family Stories ( Siblings ) , Friendship
- Character Strengths : Empathy , Humility , Perseverance , Teamwork
- Book type : Fiction
- Publisher : Dutton Books for Young Readers
- Publication date : February 7, 2023
- Publisher's recommended age(s) : 8 - 12
- Number of pages : 352
- Available on : Hardback, Apple Books, Kindle
- Awards : ALA Best and Notable Books , Common Sense Selection
- Last updated : September 29, 2025
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