There Is No Dog
By Darienne Stewart,
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God re-imagined as teen prompts big questions, sharp humor.

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What's the Story?
God (a teenager named Bob) made the world in six days and then, smugly bored with the effort, he washed his hands of the whole mess and turned it over to his overworked, underappreciated aide, Mr. B, while he chased after girls. When Bob falls for a beautiful young virgin, the world suffers his sexual frustration: The weather shifts from intense heat to snowfall in an afternoon, floodwaters rise, and comets and rainbows streak across the sky. As he tries to win Lucy, he squabbles with his mother, who drunkenly gambled away his pet's life in a poker game, and clashes with Mr. B, who wants a transfer to a better-run planet. Life on Earth grows ever stranger as Lucy wonders whether this alluring stranger is the answer to her prayers.
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Talk to Your Kids About ...
Families can talk about the twist on Christianity. Do you think the author treats religion respectfully, or is she mocking it?
The gods behave much like humans -- indeed, man is made in Bob's own image. Would the characters resonate the same way if they were all ordinary mortals, coping with the same issues on an earthly plane?
Book Details
- Author: Meg Rosoff
- Genre: Fantasy
- Topics: Magic and Fantasy, Friendship
- Book type: Fiction
- Publisher: Putnam Juvenile
- Publication date: January 24, 2012
- Number of pages: 256
- Last updated: July 9, 2015
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